After a Thanksgiving Q by Gummi Bear and a 10.5 mile ruck led by Captain Crunch, it was Noodles’ turn to give the legs a rest and come up w/ something disrespectful! How disrespectful? Oh, just an hour of merkins. 8 PAX posted for a memorable beatdown! Chilly conditions and just avoided the day’s rainfall. By the end of the workout, even w/ a half HC from TBTF, PAX had a combined 1693 merkins!
WoR: Little Merkin Boy – Noodles started the day w/ a little music to get everyone warmed up and in the holiday spirit. Not your ordinary holiday tune. A holiday classic by Bing Crosby. HIMs were to hold plank and perform a merkin every time they heard, “Pa rum pum pum pum”. 3 minute plank, 21 push ups.
Thang 1: Picnic at the Park
Coyota Uglys – x5 (20 Merkins in total) – Exercise in a wheel barrow position w/ partner and perform the following: Start on the ground and step up to picnic table ‘seat’ with their hands, 1 Merkin. Step up to top of the ‘table’, 1 Merkin. Step down to the ‘seat’, 1 Merkin. Step down to the ground, 1 Merkin. That completes 1 rep. Switch with Partner.
Angle Grinders – x10 (20 Merkins in total) – Starting in pike position, touch your hand to the opposite knee perform a merkin. Then, touch the other knee and perform another merkin. 8 count: 1. Touch knee 2. Return to plank 3. Down Merkin 4. Up Merkin 5. Touch opposite knee 6. Return To Plank 7. Down Merkin 8. Up Merkin
Abyss Merkins – x15 – Right hand and foot on one bench, and left hand and foot on the other bench. Lower into the space between the benches as far a possible.
Thang 2: Hoffa
Clock Merkins – PAX moseyed halfway up Hoffa and line up horizontally. 5 Merkins at each hour called by Noodles. All hours on the clock called randomly for a total of 60 Merkins.
Next, Bernies up the hill on each round and perform the following Merkins at the top of the hill:
Round 1: Crucible Merkins x10 – Wide Merkins w/ hands rotated out 90 degrees, facing away from body.
Round 2: Merkin Wipes x10 – Merkin down and touch your nose to each of your hands, back up.
Round 3: Prime Time Merkin x10 total (5 each leg) – Merkin w/ R leg off the ground, toe pointing out. Merkin down alternate L leg off the ground.
Round 4: Punch Up Merkin x10 total (5 each arm) – Perform Merkin punch forward x10, punch to the side x10, punch up x10.
Thang 3: Save the Best for Last
Mickey Mouse Merkins x5 – Wide Merkin, Diamond Merkin, Wide Merkin = 1 (15 total)
Worst Worst Merkin Ever x5 – Crucible Merkin, Wide Merkin, Regular Merkin, Diamond Merkin = 1 (20 total)
Superman Merkins x5 – Merkin down to Superman stretch and hold until called by Q. Repeat
T Merkins x5 – Merkin down, arms to the side and stretch shoulders until they touch each other, hold until called by Q. Repeat
CoR: Banks, Captain Crunch, Jazz Hands, Gummi Bear, Hotbox, Archive, TBTF (half HC), Noodles (Q)
CoT: Banks – Prayers for normalcy to return to everyone’s lives after one holiday and in preparation for another. Jazz Hands – Prayer’s for his mother, her health and recovery. Captain Crunch – prayers to finish off the year strong. Archive – prayers for rest. Gummi Bear – prayers for his sister’s newborn baby and her health.