Back to School – 8/14/21, AO Mastodon

18 PAX (including 2 FNGs) posted this morning for K-Pop’s last workout before heading off to college.

Warm-o-Rama:
Side Straddle Hops – IC 30
Tappy Taps – IC 10
Shoulder/Tricep Combo Stretch – 10 count each arm
Abe Vigoda – IC 10
Merkins – IC 10

Thang 1: Elevens!
PAX moseyed around the short loop, stopping at each light pole. Starting with 10 burpees, 1 merkin, working to 1 burpee, 10 merkins.

Mosey to playground

Thang 2: Billy Madison
Since K-Pop is heading off to college, we needed to remind him of all the years of school he’d already completed…
Each “grade” consisted of a lap around the base of Hoffa followed by an “exam” which consisted of 12 reps of the given exercise. The previous “grade” exam was added to the new grade each time.

1st Grade: Little Baby Crunches
2nd Grade: Air Squats, LBCs
3rd Grade: Merkins, Squats, LBCs
4th Grade: Flutter Kicks (4=1), Merkins, Squats, LBCs
5th Grade: Big Boi Sit Ups, Flutters, Merkins, Squats, LBCs
6th Grade: Lunges (2=1), BBSUs, Flutters, Merkins, Squats, LBCs
7th Grade: American Hammers (4=1), Lunges, BBSUs, Flutters, Merkins, Squats, LBCs
8th Grade: Mountain Climbers (4=1), AHs, Lunges, BBSUs, Flutters, Merkins, Squats, LBCs
9th Grade: Ranger Merkins, Mountain Climbers, AHs, Lunges, BBSUs, Flutters, Merkins, Squats, LBCs
10th Grade: Dips, Ranger Merkins, Mountain Climbers, AHs, Lunges, BBSUs, Flutters, Merkins, Squats, LBCs
11th Grade: Atomic Merkins, Dips, Ranger Merkins, Mountain Climbers, AHs, Lunges, BBSUs, Flutters, Merkins, Squats, LBCs
12th Grade: Burpees!, Atomic Merkins, Dips, Ranger Merkins, Mountain Climbers, AHs, Lunges, BBSUs, Flutters, Merkins, Squats, LBCs

Sadly, none of the PAX were able to complete high school. Maybe next time the Q will leave out the Elevens to make room for the final grades?

Final Thang: AYG run up Hoffa, hold Al Gore for the 6.

CoR, NoR, CoT: Crash, K-Pop, Tortuga, Doublemint, Pick-a-Brick (FNG), Banks, Jolly, Jailbreak, TBTF, Bloomer, Cheese, Bad Debt (FNG), Noodles, Minnie, Wet Burrito, SAGA, Sparrow, Crack (Q)