4.14.22 — Maundy Thursday Meditations

Backblast: Maundy Thursday Meditations
Date: 4/14/22
AO: #ao_mastodon
PAX: @Bloomer, @Hancock, @Crack, @Beaker, @Jolly, @Panda Express, @Captain Crunch (AJ), @Tortuga, @T-bone, @Banks, @Shiplap, @Aloha, @SAGA, @Da Vinci, @WATER WINGS, @Gummi Bear
FNGs: 0
Q: @Captain Crunch (AJ) Crunch
Total: 16 PAX

The Suffering Servant’s Warm-o-rama
But he was pierced* for our transgressions, he was crushed** for our iniquities; the punishment that brought us peace was on him, and by his stripes*** we are healed.

* Or thrust through
** Or crushed it
*** some apocryphal manuscripts his side-straddle hops

  • Thrusters / American Hammers (AMRAP)
  • Skull Crushers (AMRAP)
  • SSH IC x 25

The Maundy Dora
John 13:34–35 says: A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another. By this all people will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.

Each PAX did:
100 Thrusters
200 Bonnie Blairs (one is one)
300 Merkins
400 American Hammers (one is one)
(Option: Brotherly Love — You may ascend the hill at any point to do exercises that will discount another PAX’s total reps. Each Burpee you do for your brother reduces their rep count by 1%, each Blockee reduces their set by 2%)
(WWJD? pick up the 6!)

The Way of the Cross
Flying Nuns up Hoffa
Star Jumps x 12
Run Down
Jolly for the 6

The Scout Run/Crawl of the Cross
Side Plank / Moon Gods scout run up/around Hoffa

Missed for being overtime:
Ripped like Jesus (Abs till the world’s end)
Oblique LBCs
J-Lo 1
J-Lo 2
American Hammers (again!)

MOLESKIN: On this day we remember Jesus taking the world’s expectations for his week of triumph and glory and turning them upside down. As he completes his work by being the God and King of all creation come down to serve humbly as a slave and die as a sacrifice for the sake of the world that betrays him. And he calls us to follow his example, laying down our lives for one another and the world.

COT: Crash’s back as he gets advice on treatment options — Ukraine and Russia: for an end to the conflict and the preservation of life