Backblast: Brutal Beatdown: The Joke’s on You

Backblast: Brutal Beatdown: The Joke’s on You
Date: 04/1/23
AO: #ao_mastodon
PAX: @Hancock @Tortuga @Blackout @Hershey @Captain Crunch @The wet burrito
FNGs: 0
Q: @Tortuga
Total: 6

Backblast April Fools’ Day
4/1/23

WOR: ssh IC 50, traveling goofballs, donkey hydrants, side fairy Phelps to the lamppost and back.

Metal bar speared through four coupons set up by the flag.

Thang1: Scout mosey to Monkey Bars.
Pass the KUBB game set up west of Hoffa.
Three PAX carrying coupons at the back. As the last PAX passes someone without a coupon, they pass it off and jog the rest of the way to the front. Some farmer’s carry, rifle carry, and PAX choice.

Thang 2: Three stations
1: monkey bars down and back
2: blockees
3: air thrusters
Monkey bars are the pacers.

Thang 3:
Scout run with blocks in the front. One PAX farmer carries two, another just one. PAX coming forward picks one to relieve of their coupon(s) and continues to the front.

Thang 4:
Bridge traverse with feet up on railing, hands down.

Thang 5:
Scout run with blocks in the front. One PAX farmer carries two, another just one. PAX coming forward picks one to relieve of their coupon(s) and continues to the front. Continue to the SHOP. @Hershey lost his hat to the wind while double carrying. Tortuga tracked it down.

Thang 6:
50 raise the roofs. When finished, call out your order of finish and plank for the 6. Remember your number.

Thang 7:
50 Star cross Jumps. Cross arms to touch opposite feet on the down. When finished, call out your order of finish and plank for the 6. Remember your number.

Thang 8:
20 mule kicks. When finished, call out your order of finish and Al Gore for the 6. Remember your number.

Thang 9:
Copperhead abyss merkins, 10 IC, 20 monkey humpers IC.

Thang 10:
Back to the flag with coupons.
Pass the KUBB game set up west of Hoffa.
Side plank leg and arm raises. 10 per side OYO.

Thang 11:
50 incline merkins. Almost broke the wooden fence around Hoffa, so went to the top of Hoffa to try again. First to finish 50 calls out “50!” and we all stop.
Pass the KUBB game set up west of Hoffa.

Thang 12:
Zip line. PAX hold plank or Al Gore while waiting.

Thang 13:
Jazz hands run back to the flag.
Pass the KUBB game set up west of Hoffa.

5MOM: 99 flutter kicks IC, 49 shoulder taps (2=1) IC

Thang 14:
Pick up the KUBB game.

Moleskine: Jesus really loves you, died for you, and his blood cleanses you from all sin and makes you right with God.

COT: prayed for @Crack ‘s sister recovering from a stroke, @Blackout’s grandpa recovering from a stroke, @Captain Crunch’s M is sick, @Hancock’s new job starts Monday.