Backblast: New Testament Bible Workout
Date: Thursday, 4/13/2023
Pax: @Sparrow @Maniac @Bloomer @Jolly @Tortuga @SAGA @Da Vinci @Spokes @DQ @8-Track @TBTF @Hancock @T-bone @Dogear @Big Mac @Blackout @Pool Boy FNGs: 0
New Testament Q
WOR 50 SSH, mountain man poopers, BBSups, Panhandle SSHs, goofballs.
Matthew’s Genealogy of Jesus:
3 sets of 14 merkins because that’s how Matthew arranged his genealogy
Cesar’s census: Count off
Going to Bethlehem:
Partner carry to Bethlehem
Dora for the shepherds and angels
Sheepdog squats and star jumps
Birthby for pour la sainte mère
Wise men: nothing at all
Flight to Egypt: Run
12 years old Jesús in the temple. Parents loose track of him. They find him Answering and asking Bible questions. Now for us Jeopardy style trivia for 12 or two burpees.
What happened on Sinai/Horeb?
Answer: the 12 commandments? (Wrong, it was 10 commandments) What constellations are mentioned in the Bible. Orion, Pleiades, bear Name the only woman in the Bible who has leprosy (Miriam, Moses’s sister)
In those days Jesus came from Nazareth of Galilee and was baptized by John in the Jordan. And when he came up out of the water, immediately he saw the heavens being torn open and the Spirit descending on him like a dove. And a voice came from heaven, “You are my beloved Son; with you I am well pleased.”
Partnered sit-up, fitness test style. 2 min
Fasting 40 days in the wilderness.
Partner planks while you do
If he breaks plank position, you both do 10 penalty burpees
Ran out of time before this one: If you are the son of God, throw yourself off this temple for it is written Trust fall on the playground.
Why the April challenge. We are close enough to really know each other. Religion is not going to divide us. Don’t be afraid to let people into your inner world.
Knowing facts about Jesus doesn’t make me a Christian , it makes me a fanboy or a stalker. What makes me a Christian is knowing Jesus personally.
I’ve talked with him, heard him speak to me through the Bible and sometimes in my heart or mind. I have a relationship with him. If you want a relationship with him, just ask him to come into your life.
Is this about making me follow religious rules? No.
If you think the point of marriage is rules, you’re missing out big time. The point is a relationship, and rules are one a way to protect the intimacy of it.
The gospel according to Sparrow:
If you believe that Jesus is the son of God who died in your place on the cross and rose again from the dead, then you should ask him to forgive you for your sins and dedicate your life to doing whatever he wants. He forgives your sin, leads you in your life, and invites you to the party. God is real, and knowing Jesus is the way to a real relationship with God.
As I read what I’ve written in this backblast, I know it’s not perfect, but I’d rather try to say the most important thing in the world and fail at it than to not try to say it at all.
I know I’m a sinner, and I ask for your forgiveness.
I believe Jesus Christ is Your Son. I believe that He died for my sin and that you raised Him to life.
I want to trust Him as my Savior and follow Him as Lord, from this day forward. Guide my life and help me to do your will. I pray this in the name of Jesus. Amen.”