Date: 2025-04-03
AO: ao_tar_pit
Q: Big Mac
PAX: Samsonite, Linc, Archive, Jailbreak, Ankles, Da Vinci
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WOR: SSH, Copper Head Squats, Copper Head Merkins, Mountain Climbers, Picked Daisies and Arm Circles.
The Thang: The Wee Men in search of the most beautiful sunrise have retaken Hoffa. The PAX engage in the endless struggle. Three battles of which took place this morning.
First Battle: The Wee Men surprise attack the PAX. In each round of the battle, PAX attempted to knock down the wee men before they could shower the PAX with arrows of exercise. For each wee man standing, they struck the PAX with 10 reps of a harder exercise. For each wee man fallen, the hard exercise was transformed to easy.
Round 1: Blockees for Hard, OH Press for Easy
Round 2: Thrusters with Coupon for hard, Thrusters W/O coupon for easy Round 3: Coupon merkins for hard (alternate side), regular merkins for easy.
Battle 2: The PAX launch a counter attack. 10 of an exercise to earn a throw, defeat all the wee men to advance on hoffa and to the next round.
Round 1: Burpees,
Round 2: Thrusters
Round 3: BBSU
Final Battle: The PAX having surrounded the wee men, launch their final offensive. They risk everything by accumulating enough artillery to complete the offensive. 7 wee men remain, one for each PAX. The PAX complete as many coupon swings without stopping as they can/want. For every 10 swings they earn 1 piece of artillery. If they knock down at least 4, the wee men are defeated, if they knock down all 7 the wee men agree to leave the grounds for good.
The PAX are fully victorious. They magnanimously permit the wee men one last look at the Hoffa Sunrise after which the wee men are thrown into a duffel bag and removed from the premises.
Moleskine- Man desires not just to be loved but to be lovely. The first you can get by faking it, but the second is judged by Smith’s “the impartial observer or the man within the breast” he’ll know whether you deserve the praise or whether you’ve taken a shortcut.
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Tags: ao_tar_pit, Samsonite, Linc, Archive, Jailbreak, Ankles, Da Vinci
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