North Beach Disguised Ruck?

Date: 2026-10-26
AO: North Beach
Q: Manhole ,
PAX: Manhole, DQ, Brainfog, Lakers, Dumpster, Stock boy
FNGs:
COUNT: 6
Conditions: A tid bit nippy

WOR: you bet

The Thang: Back rack and don’t put it down until time. Walk to Fountain Square and back with exercise stops

Moleskine: IYKYK

Tags: North Beach, Manhole, DQ, Brainfog, Lakers, Dumpster, Stock boy

Dark Room Dark Room

Date: 2026-10-27
AO: Dark Room
Q: Noodles ,
PAX: Toto, Manhole, Flower Boy, perculator, Brainfog, Beaker, Framed, Noodles FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
Conditions: 55 degrees when I checked this morning. Dark yet clear skies. À beautiful morning for this time in October.

WOR: Frankensteins x15, Batwings x15,
Gut Busters – performed in plank position to Ghostbusters, every time “Ghostbusters” is mentioned = burpee, every time “I ain’t Afraid of No Ghost” = plank jacks.

The Thang: PAX have probably done a Dora but not many have experienced a Musical Dora, it’s Funner and Sinister side. Partner exercise. Pax 1 at the bottom performing an exercise while PAX 2 moseys to the top of Hacksaw Ridge. The BOO-urpee made an appearance and was done at the top before a mosey back down. Switch, Rinse and Repeat, AMRAP. One exercise performed per song to the following playlist:

Somebody’s Watching Me – Goblet Squat
I Want Candy – Coupon Swings
Freaks Come Out at Night – Thrusters
Highway to Hell – Bent Over Rows
Thriller – Coupon Press
Werewolves of London – Skullcrushers
A Nightmare on My Street – Curls
Skeleton Sam – Coupon Pulls

Moleskine: Lean into your Strangeness. Reflect on the unique qualities that separate you from everyone else.

Tags: Dark Room, Toto, Manhole, Flower Boy, perculator, Brainfog, Beaker, Framed, Noodles

Ground Zero Ground Zero Run/Ruck

Date: 2026-10-16
AO: Ground Zero
Q: Ankles ,
PAX: Toto, Mr Roboto, What-‘., Endo, Crack, Runs, Tenderfoot, The wet burrito, Ankles, Pool Boy, Beaker, Dr. Phil, Comp, Mr. Bean, Panhandle, Bookworm FNGs: None
COUNT: 16
Conditions: Brisk & Dark

WOR: SSH, Abe Vigodas, Picking Daisies, Various Runner’s Stretches.

The Thang: Run/Ruck North along Prairie Path/through Lincoln Marsh.

Moleskine:

https://tcpermaculture.com/site/2015/04/30/throw-your-hat-over-the-fence/

Tags: Ground Zero, Toto, Mr Roboto, What-‘., Endo, Crack, Runs, Tenderfoot, The wet burrito, Ankles, Pool Boy, Beaker, Dr. Phil, Comp, Mr. Bean, Panhandle, Bookworm

Mastodon Mastodon Bootcamp – Brought to you by the letter K

Date: 2026-10-27
AO: Mastodon
Q: Endo ,
PAX: Too Big To Fail (TBTF), DQ, Mr Roboto, Endo, Tenderfoot, Dumpster, Falsetto, Ankles, Da Vinci, Stock boy, Audible FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
Conditions: 50 and nice

WOR: ssh, goofs, mtn climbers, shaun whites and xc skiers. Some parking lot plyos (skips with arm circles, etc, backward skip, backward lunges, karioke)

The Thang: Hooray for K!
King Arthurs
Pair up. Half the pairs do a king arthur around the parking lot – one pax cantering and the other pax running and clapping the bricks to make the horse noise. Other half of the pairs did copperhead merkins. Switch up and repeat. Then repeat the whole thing again with Kobes instead of merkins. Kobes are flutter kicks passing a basketball between your legs each time.

Mosey to the Field of Dreams (does it already have a name?)

King Louie across the Field
1:4 up to 6:24 burpees and jungle boys. Advance 6 ball bunnies in between (murder bunny with basketball). Pick up the 6 with more Kobes.

Mosey to the Basketball Court (name?)

Knockout of Death
The game of knockout, but if you can out, you can buy back in with 3 Kraken Burpees. Split pax up to the two courts. Not sure if 3 was enough as you want to eventually have a winner. Modified until Dumpster won on the small court and Falsetto won on the big court.

Mosey back to lamp post on edge of Field of Dreams

Kristi Yamaguchi burpees – introduced pax to a modified version of this burpee. Did 180 instead of 360. All skate moves replace the jump. Burpee – 180 – burpee – skater hop – burpee – 180 – burpee – skater hop back to start.

Killer Bees
Ball bunny 10 times then 10 broad jumps with 3 ball burpees in the middle, or something like that. Ball burpees would be good combo with bobby hurley as the jump.

Back to the flag for some Kvas refreshment, thanks to Dumpster!

Moleskine: where does your strength come from when you don’t have enough?

Tags: Mastodon, Too Big To Fail (TBTF), DQ, Mr Roboto, Endo, Tenderfoot, Dumpster, Falsetto, Ankles, Da Vinci, Stock boy, Audible

Flat Earth Flat Earth

Date: 2026-10-27
AO: Flat Earth
Q: Tortuga ,
PAX: Swish, Lib, Tortuga, Y2K, Snatch (F3 NW HWY), Pine tar, Pancake, Babe, Knuckleball, Spokes, Cheese, BigBlue, Bolt, chopsticks FNGs:
COUNT: 14
Conditions: amazing

WOR: yes

The Thang: 7v7, make it, take it

Moleskine: hug your kids, tell them you are proud of them

Tags: Flat Earth, Swish, Lib, Tortuga, Y2K, Snatch (F3 NW HWY), Pine tar, Pancake, Babe, Knuckleball, Spokes, Cheese, BigBlue, Bolt, chopsticks

Ground Zero Ground Zero Run/Ruck

Date: 2026-10-23
AO: Ground Zero
Q: The wet burrito ,
PAX: Mr Roboto, Endo, The wet burrito, Beaker, Stock boy, Mr. Bean, Cheap Shot, Panhandle, Comp FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
Conditions:
Lovely
WOR:
We stretched
The Thang:
We moved South, then we moved North.
Moleskine:
I shared that my wife was having some health challenges and decided to quit her job. I asked the PAX for support.

Tags: Ground Zero, Mr Roboto, Endo, The wet burrito, Beaker, Stock boy, Mr. Bean, Cheap Shot, Panhandle, Comp

Ground Zero Ground Zero Run/Ruck – Zero AI Maniversary?

Date: 2026-10-26
AO: Ground Zero
Q: Endo ,
PAX: Mr Roboto, Endo, Tenderfoot, Pool Boy, Mr. Bean
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
Conditions: 50 and still t-shirt weather!

WOR: ssh, goofs, stretching

The Thang: went north. Pool Boy, Tenderfoot and Endo hung together. Pool Boy’s cardio is on the up and up!

Moleskine: i had a buddy who i’d do an occasional race with years after college. He’d always say something about there being a lot of young guys with fresh legs, but we’re the veterans. All of us in our 40s and above are veterans of life at this point, so use your veteran knowledge to live wisely and encourage/support the guys with “fresh legs”.

Tags: Ground Zero, Mr Roboto, Endo, Tenderfoot, Pool Boy, Mr. Bean

Mastodon Jock Jams & Jackfruit

Date: 2026-10-24
AO: Mastodon
Q: Dumpster , F3-PO
PAX: Dumpster, What-‘., Falsetto, Tenderfoot, The wet burrito, Bloomer, F3-PO, Mr Roboto, Short Story, Stock boy, Endo, Bookworm , Protractor FNGs: 1 Protractor
COUNT: 13
Conditions: Lovely and Amazing = Lomazing!

WOR:

Sirius – Borna Matosic
Good mornings
Side leg stretches right
Side leg stretch left
Worlds greatest stretch

The Thang: Let’s Get Ready to Rumble – Darma’s Music Archive Arm circles for a bit… “Ya’ll ready for this!”
Motivators (from 7)
Mountain climbers

•Move to The Hamptons
Rock ‘n’ Roll (Part 2) (Gary Glitter)
Curls for awhile
Table Step ups w/ Rifle Coupon on Chorus “Hey…”
(Repeat)

•Move to Bridge
Whoomp! There It Is (Tag Team)
Bear crawl over bridge
Crawl bear back
20 Coupon OHPs
(Repeat)

•Move to Hoffa
Everybody Dance Now (C+C Music Factory)
20 step up punches
20 Merkins
Run up Hoffa
(Repeat)

•Move to the Sandlot
Unbelievable (EMF)
Line up on 3rd base line
Murder Bunny to Grass
RedRums back
20 Sit Ups (w/ or w/o coupon)
(Repeat)

•Move to Cooties
Jump Around (House of Pain)
Goblet squats
Jump or step up on stone circle during “Jump around”

•Move to Pickle Island
Cotton Eyed Joe (Rednex)
Right Arm Coupon Rows -20
Left Arm Coupon Rows -20
Salt Shakers – 20
Leap frog the stone perimeter
(Repeat)

•Move Back to Start
No Limit (2 Unlimited)
Grab 2 bricks
OHP step-ups on coupon with 2 bricks (x30)
Run lap
(Repeat)

U Can’t Touch This (M.C. Hammer)
Brick SSHs
and Michael Phelps
…and freestyle moves

Moleskine:
My wife and I started couples counseling a few months ago. I has been resistant for awhile… but it’s been helpful and we talk about things. It’s good to have a mediator to provide insight, give feedback, tell me what I can do better, and also validate things I say and feel – that sometimes don’t get validated by my wife.

We have a classic married couple problem- Love & Respect: that my wife sometimes doesn’t feel loved and I often don’t feel respected … and we don’t provide those things to each other when we want to or should.
So an assignment our counselor gave us was to write down ways /things that we can provide for the other person. So I listed ways that I think I can show love to my wife and also write down ways that my wife can respect me better. And she listed some ways that she would like to be loved and wrote ways she can respect me. We shared our lists/ compared notes … and for the items that lined up…. our therapist picked two things (for each of us) that we can focus on doing right now.

So… all of that to say… if you’re married and going through tough times… consider counseling/ couples therapy… or maybe just try the assignment that we were given.

Tags: Mastodon, Dumpster, What-‘., Falsetto, Tenderfoot, The wet burrito, Bloomer, F3-PO, Mr Roboto, Short Story, Stock boy, Endo, Bookworm , Protractor

Tar Pit Tar Pit

Date: 2026-10-24
AO: Tar Pit
Q: Banks ,
PAX: Panhandle, Portage, Banks, T-bone
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
Conditions:

WOR:
– 10x windmills IC
– 20x Goofballs IC
– 10x Mountain Man Poopers IC
– 10x Merkins IC
– Stretch OYO

The Thang:

EMOM Pyramid, start with 5 reps of each, build to 10 and then back down. 1:30 a round. Exercises were: – Thrusters
– Curls
– Goblet Squats
– Merkins
– BBS

Ran a lap

Next was Tabata work, 30 sec on 30 sec rest, three rounds:
– curls
– 1 arm row
– Other arm row
– Dips
– Overhead press

10 minutes of Mary:
– 25 lbc IC
– 25 flutter kicks IC
– Frozen Freddy Mercuries
– Leg raises
– Oblique crunches
– Box cutters
– Some weird thing Portage tried to make us do
– BBS

5 mins Broga to cool down

Moleskine:
Man in the arena

Tags: Tar Pit, Panhandle, Portage, Banks, T-bone