Mastodon There’s no ‘I’ in team

Date: 2026-04-09
AO: Mastodon
Q: Stock boy ,
PAX: Audible, Samsonite, Falsetto, Chuck, Stock boy, Jailbreak, Da Vinci, Archive, Big Mac FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WOR:
Motivators, Abe Vigodas, monkey humpers, arm circles

The Thang:
Centipede: we lined up our coupons end to end, and pax did reps of an exercise after which they earned the right to move the last coupon in front of the first coupon, touching on the end.

We did three rounds:
1. 15 merkins earned a murder bunny up Hoffa.
2. 20 squats earned a rifle carry down Hoffa.
3. 5 BBSUs earned a murder bunny up Hoffa.

Moleskine:
Purposefully delay gratification so rewards mean more.

COT:
Big Mac’s aunt and uncle health, Archive’s friends’ babies’ health, Cookies’ M’s health.

Tags: Mastodon, Audible, Samsonite, Falsetto, Chuck, Stock boy, Jailbreak, Da Vinci, Archive, Big Mac