Mastodon Boomerang Bombs

Date: 2026-05-16
AO: Mastodon
Q: Stock boy ,
PAX: Cheap Shot, Endo, Stock boy, Falsetto, Too Big To Fail (TBTF), The wet burrito FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WOR:
Abe Vigodas, tappy taps, bat wings.

The Thang:
Burpees, Orangutans, Merkins, Big boys, Squats (B.O.M.B.S.) at the shop. We started doing 5, 10, 15, 20, 25 respectively followed by a lap around the playground, noting the order in which we finished. Then pax #1 did as many Burpees as possible while the remaining pax ran another lap around the playground. When the last pax finished their lap, pax #1 called out how many reps he completed, and then got to rest while the other pax did 5x that number of reps spittoon style. Then pax #2 took his turn with Orangutans, etc.

We got through:
B – Stock boy
O – Endo
M – Too Big To Fail (TBTF)
B – The wet burrito
S – Falsetto
B – Cheap Shot
O – Stock boy
M – Endo
B – Too Big To Fail (TBTF)
S – The wet burrito
B – Falsetto
O – Cheap Shot
M – Stock boy
B – Endo
S – Too Big To Fail (TBTF)
B – The wet burrito

Moleskine:
Matthew 6:25-34 – do not be anxious.

Tags: Mastodon, Cheap Shot, Endo, Stock boy, Falsetto, Too Big To Fail (TBTF), The wet burrito

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