Date: 2026-06-01
AO: Tar Pit
Q: Big Mac ,
PAX: Big Mac, T.B., Jolly, SAGA, Tortuga, T-bone, Chuck, Too Big To Fail (TBTF) FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
Conditions: Great morning, but something strange was in the air.
WOR:7x motivators
10 overhead claps
10 arm circles
10 back arm circles
Good mornings OYO
The Thang: The strange thing was a UFO, it’s got us in its tractor beam. Resistance is futile but we’ll try anyway. EMOM 4 BBSU, 4 Merkins, 4 Squats Increase by 2 each round. When you fail, the tractor beam pulls you up, step into the ring.
Once captured and with our endurance calibrated, they test our intellect. One person offers an exercise, (Burpee, lunges x2, Merkins x3, BBSUx4) next adds it on. We redo from the beginning. Rotate calling it out. If you mess up, you’re out. Turns out T-Bone is the smartest.
They decide we’re sufficiently intelligent and enduring to serve as pets. All but SAGA decide this is undesirable.
Escape plan, the aliens leave for precisely 3 minutes. We can use as much time as desired crafting explosives, but then we must get to the core and try to destroy it before time is up.
To craft an explosive you must complete 5 thrusters, 5 burpees and 5 coupon swings
If we fail to destroy the core, the aliens are sure to punish us in some annoying manner before destroying us all… We failed.
Moleskine: Mrs. Twit in Roald Dahl’s book starts off relatively attractive but becomes deformed and twisted through years of malicious living. What are you becoming slowly, over time?
Ended in COT
Tags: Tar Pit, Big Mac, T.B., Jolly, SAGA, Tortuga, T-bone, Chuck, Too Big To Fail (TBTF)
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