Mastodon Ain’t No Party Like a Mastodon Independence Day Party Because a Mastodon Independence Day Party Don’t Stop

Date: 2026-07-14
AO: Mastodon
Q: Mr Roboto ,
PAX: Big Mac, Tortuga, Mr Roboto, Endo, LeMond, Too Big To Fail (TBTF), Da Vinci, Stock boy, Bostaff, Falsetto, DQ FNGs:
COUNT: 11
Conditions: 70° and suuuper humid

WOR:
Tortuga led this for us since I was rushing to get out of my car—having arrived at 5:30—and kept forgetting things in my car. :/

The Thang:
We completed the F3 Nation Patriot Games. Many attempted these solo. There were 2-3 teams (Endo + Too Big To Fail (TBTF), Falsetto + Mr Roboto, maybe 1 other team?). The allotted time was only ~40 minutes, whereas the recommended time was ~55. Tortuga finished the list after COT to earn American Eagle status. A few others earned Patriot status. Had we a full hour to complete the beatdown, I have no doubt all would have earned a status.

Moleskine:
A) Start focused on yours goals. There are many distractions; don’t let them get you.
B) Have a conversation with someone, and you’re likely to find some common ground.

Tags: Mastodon, Big Mac, Tortuga, Mr Roboto, Endo, LeMond, Too Big To Fail (TBTF), Da Vinci, Stock boy, Bostaff, Falsetto, DQ