Mastodon You know you want to…

Date: 2026-11-10
AO: Mastodon
Q: Stock boy ,
PAX: Falsetto, Stock boy, Langston Dugger, Audible, Mr Roboto, Da Vinci, Tenderfoot, Drop Out, DQ FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
Conditions:
Cold and dark

WOR:
SSH, copperhead squats, copperhead merkins, toy soldiers, Abe Vigodas, bat wings

The Thang:
Dora with one partner doing reps, and one partner murder bunnying half-a and rife carrying down.

100 thrusters
200 coupon swings
300 curls
bonus – 400 calf raises and standard Hoffa runs

Playlist:
– Hot for Teacher — Richard Cheese
– Lithium — The Mariachis
– Gangnam Style — The Cleverlys
– Spoonman — Ulysses Owens Jr. & Musora
– Dream On — Scott Bradlee’s Postmodern Jukebox feat. Morgan James – Black Dog/Hound Dog — Dread Zeppelin
– Sweet Child O’ Mine — Pickin’ On Series & Iron Horse
– Seven Nation Army — Ben L’Oncle Soul

Moleskine:
Never put off until tomorrow that which can be done today

Tags: Mastodon, Falsetto, Stock boy, Langston Dugger, Audible, Mr Roboto, Da Vinci, Tenderfoot, Drop Out, DQ

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