ao_flat_earth Ultimate

Date: 2025-07-26
AO: ao_flat_earth
Q: Shiplap
PAX: BigBlue, Shiplap, Candyland, Fiona, Stump, Jack, Cheeks, Jolly, gUMP FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
WOR: ssh, DOWN AND BAKC

The Thang: Ultimate

Moleskine: Enjoy time with the kids – it goes fast

COT:

Tags: ao_flat_earth, BigBlue, Shiplap, Candyland, Fiona, Stump, Jack, Cheeks, Jolly, gUMP

ao_mastodon In Before the Rain

Date: 2025-07-26
AO: ao_mastodon
Q: Stock boy
PAX: Jailbreak, Cheap Shot, The wet burrito, Carmen, Dave (flesh wound) FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WOR:
Side straddle hops, mountain man poopers, Abe Vigodas, toy soldiers, bat wings

The Thang:
Six rounds of 5 stations. We did coupon exercises at station 1, then related non-coupon exercises at the 4 other stations, then the same coupon exercise at station 1 again. Exercises were: 1. 10 nut crackers/BBSUs
2. 20 derkins/merkins
3. 30 kettlebells/good mornings
4. 40 curls/pretzels
5. 50 goblet squats/air squats
6. 60 coupon calf raises/curb calf raises
Moleskine:
Find ways to surprise your loved ones with simple gifts or words or affirmation.

COT:
Jobs for Stock boy’s 2.0s

Tags: ao_mastodon, Jailbreak, Cheap Shot, The wet burrito, Carmen, Dave (flesh wound)

downrange Bob Wylie Beatdown

Date: 2025-07-26
AO: downrange
Q: Mr Roboto
PAX: Mr Roboto, Thin Mints, Ramblin’
FNGs: None
COUNT: 1
Backblast: Bob Wylie Beat Down
Date: 7/26/25
AO: #ao-legion-of-gloom
PAX: Thin Mints, Ramblin’ , Mr Roboto
FNGs: 0
Q: Thin Mints
Total: 3
Conditions: Upper 70’s and humid

Warm-O-Rama:
Welcomed Mr. Roboto from F3 Wheaton.

Side straddle hops 15xArm circles F&R 10xTapout twist 10xDon Quixote’s 10xGrass Grabbers 10x

The Thang:
The Q had come across a video clip of NFL football coach saying that stretching is overrated. We won two world wars by having guys get in shape doing jumping jacks, push ups, sit ups, rope climbing and running. So that is what we did today. 5 rounds of the following:

Side straddle hops 10x Merkins 10x Big boy sit ups 10x Rope climbers 10x Run or walk the circle

Mary:
Was built in to the thang. So we did a cool down stretching routine. Sky reach, Body hang, Michael Phelps, Open the gate

COT
Prayers for our fellow PAX and all those traveling. Prayers for Ramblin’s recovery from injury. Prayers for 724’s family.

Tags: downrange, Mr Roboto, Thin Mints, Ramblin’

ao_ground_zero Run Club

Date: 2025-07-25
AO: ao_ground_zero
Q: Cottontail
PAX: Noodles, Dr. Phil, LeMond, Stock boy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WOR: goofballs, SOYO

The Thang: 3 ran W,E, loop. 2 rucked

Moleskine: be consistent on taking care of yourself, keep dental and docs appointments, don’t procrastinate. You’ll pay for it.

COT: traveling mercies for Noodles and Dr.Phil on upcoming trips

Tags: ao_ground_zero, Noodles, Dr. Phil, LeMond, Stock boy

ao_flat_earth Ultimate Sweat

Date: 2025-07-25
AO: ao_flat_earth
Q: Manhole
PAX: Banks, Jolly, Stump, Candyland, Jack, Cheese, Dewey, T.B., Fiona, Shiplap, Manhole, DQ, LouGee, @tbtf ? FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
WOR: sure

The Thang: Frisbee

Moleskine: have fun

COT: travel

Tags: ao_flat_earth, Banks, Jolly, Stump, Candyland, Jack, Cheese, Dewey, T.B., Fiona, Shiplap, Manhole, DQ, LouGee, @tbtf ?

ao_dark_room Crack’s 5 year Manniversary

Date: 2025-07-24
AO: ao_dark_room
Q: Crack
PAX: Manhole, Beaker, LouGee, Tortuga, LeMond, Noodles, Panhandle, Toto, DQ, Flower Boy FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WOR: SSH/Burpees to “Tubthumping”
Abe Vigodas
Bat Wings
Moroccan Night Clubs
Tappy Taps

The Thangs:
1. Elevens at the light poles – merkins/BBSU
2. All About the Benjamins – 25 reps each, 25 walking lunges between exercises, 4 rounds – Curls
– Squats
– Overhead presses
– Hand-Release Merkins

Moleskine: Only 2% of people choose to take the stairs when an escalator or elevator is available. Be the 2% and choose to do the hard things.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/6EDcPmRd6HHh2zdDnapEFS?si=S8wSKsFhRk2BqBmMmxmgvA

COT: Panhandle’s friend, Bill (cancer), one other that I’ve forgotten

Tags: ao_dark_room, Manhole, Beaker, LouGee, Tortuga, LeMond, Noodles, Panhandle, Toto, DQ, Flower Boy

ao_mastodon Leggin’ it around the AO

Date: 2025-07-24
AO: ao_mastodon
Q: Stock boy
PAX: Archive, Mr Roboto, Homie, Jailbreak, Sparrow
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WOR:
10 of each: Abe Vigodas, side squats, imperial walkers, toy soldiers, good mornings

The Thang:
Mosey counter-clockwise along the big park loop, cutting through the middle of the pond, stopping at each lamppost for 10-20 air squats. Along the way, we stopped at a few locations for bonus exercises: 1. Cooties: 20 hanging leg lifts
2. Picnic benches: 30 table lift calf raises
3. Baseball field bleachers: 20 step ups, each leg
4. Pickleball fence: 1 minute wall sit
5. Pool fence: 20 1 legged calf raises, each leg
6. Ladder like thing: 20 4 count flutter kicks
7. Dan Taylor Alley: 8 rounds of Lt. Dans
8. North baseball field bleachers: 20 step ups, each leg
9. Monkey bars: 20 hanging leg lifts
10. North bridge: imperial walk across
11. South bridge: 10 Bulgarian split squats, each leg
12. Hoffa: Bernie up, mosey down, man-rise up, mosey down
13. A small bit of Yoga at the flag

Moleskine:
Don’t give in to fleeting pleasures at the expense of enduring regrets

COT:
Archive’s baby coming soon, Sparrow officiating wedding and preaching in AL, Mr Roboto traveling to Pittsburg, Stock boy’s 2.0s looking for jobs.

Tags: ao_mastodon, Archive, Mr Roboto, Homie, Jailbreak, Sparrow

ao_tar_pit New Adventures

Date: 2025-07-23
AO: ao_tar_pit
Q: Banks
PAX: Da Vinci, Jolly, Panhandle, Tortuga, Banks, DQ, LouGee, Oompa, The wet burrito, Stock boy FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
WOR: the usual
– 7x motivators
– 10x windmills
– 10x mountain man poopers
– 10x merkins IC
– Stretch OYO

The Thang: pearls on a string
We ran with multiple stops on the way
– 11s with merkins and squats
– 12 burpees
– Broad jump burpees to the fire hydrant
– 3 rounds of 10 pull-ups and 10 merkins
– 25 squats
– 25 BBS
– 10 dips at each bench for ~7 benches
– 20 flutter kicks IC

Moleskine:
Be a little better each day

COT:
Stockboy, Tbone and Banks 2.0s

Tags: ao_tar_pit, Da Vinci, Jolly, Panhandle, Tortuga, Banks, DQ, LouGee, Oompa, The wet burrito, Stock boy

ao_flat_earth Ultimate

Date: 2025-07-22
AO: ao_flat_earth
Q: Cheese
PAX: Cheese, T.B., TBTF, Jack, Bloomer, Candyland, Tortuga, DQ, Stump, Jolly, BigBlue, Dewey, Banks, Wagyu, Panda Express FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
WOR:

The Thang:

Moleskine:

COT:

Tags: ao_flat_earth, Cheese, T.B., TBTF, Jack, Bloomer, Candyland, Tortuga, DQ, Stump, Jolly, BigBlue, Dewey, Banks, Wagyu, Panda Express

ao_dark_room Definitely Not Made Up On The Spot Manhole Q

Date: 2025-07-22
AO: ao_dark_room
Q: Manhole
PAX: Flower Boy, Framed, Manhole, Toto, Lakers, Noodles
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WOR: stretch cause I’m aching

The Thang: total body work, scout run, rinse and repeat

Moleskine: enjoy the ones you with

COT: Lakers traveling and headed to a funeral

Tags: ao_dark_room, Flower Boy, Framed, Manhole, Toto, Lakers, Noodles