ao_tar_pit Murder Bunny Dora

Date: 2025-09-10
AO: ao_tar_pit
Q: Jolly
PAX: Da Vinci, Panhandle, Stock boy, TBTF, DQ, Katniss, Samsonite, Mater(Downranger), Pearl (Downranger) FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
WOR: 5min EMOM 35 SSH/8 burpees

The Thang: Dora
One partner murder bunnies 25 yards out and reverse murder bunny back while the other partner does the exercises:

100 Blockees
200 BBSU
300 Curls
400 Squats

Moleskine: Push through hard things rather than looking to modify.

COT: 1-800-JOBS-4KIDZ

Tags: ao_tar_pit, Da Vinci, Panhandle, Stock boy, TBTF, DQ, Katniss, Samsonite, Mater(Downranger), Pearl (Downranger)

ao_mastodon The William Carlos Williams Beatdown

Date: 2025-09-09
AO: ao_mastodon
Q: Mr Roboto
PAX: Stock boy, Big Mac, Audible, Falsetto, Da Vinci, Samsonite, Panhandle, DQ, Sparrow, Jailbreak, Katniss FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WOR:
A reading of William Carlos Williams, a biographical poem in the style of WCW, written by YHC with the assistance of AI. Batwings x10
SSHs x10
Imperial Walkers x10
Stretch OYO

Thang 1:
A reading of The Red Wheelbarrow followed by spittoons in two groups. Groups split up by number of Overhead Presses completed in 1 minute. Each group of 6 is responsible for 300 of each of the following: – Goblet Squats
– Merkins
– Overhead Presses
– BBSUs
– Dips
– Flutter Kicks (2 is 1)
After each spittoon, 1 PAX wheels 3 coupons to the top of Hoffa while the rest of the group runs up. After every other spittoon, all PAX carry (or wheel) a coupon down.

Thang 2:
A reading of This is Just to Say followed by a Scout Lunge. In the same two groups, but in parallel lines, the first two PAX each hold a handle of a cooler containing 40 lb of ice. PAX behind complete lunges. Those at the rear complete 5 burpees, then run up to the front to carry the cooler while everyone else shifts 1 spot back. Repeat.

Thang 3:
A reading of Approach of Winter followed by 4 minutes of Mary.

Moleskine:
Appreciate the simple things in life, like a poem or the sounds of geese on a cool morning or your 2.0s getting along.

COT:
Lee, jobs, Penny’s move

Tags: ao_mastodon, Stock boy, Big Mac, Audible, Falsetto, Da Vinci, Samsonite, Panhandle, DQ, Sparrow, Jailbreak, Katniss

ao_tar_pit Tabata Work

Date: 2025-09-09
AO: ao_tar_pit
Q: Panhandle
PAX: DQ, Da Vinci, Homie, Ankles, Portage, Big Mac, LeMond
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WOR: SSHs, abe vigodas, copperhead squats,

The Thang:

TABATA work. With each exercise, start off with 1 minute of work to set a number. Then we did 6 rounds of 1-minute exercises where PAX were to do 60% of that number. Exercises were:

– blockees
– deep swimmer’s press (curl to an overhead press)
– nutcracker sit-ups
– goblet squats

Moleskine: be open to doing new things

COT:

Tags: ao_tar_pit, DQ, Da Vinci, Homie, Ankles, Portage, Big Mac, LeMond

ao_flat_earth K-Pop Demon Hunters

Date: 2025-09-09
AO: ao_flat_earth
Q: Dumpster
PAX: Wagyu, Cheese, Bloomer, Jolly, T.B., Tortuga, Sparty, Spokes, BigBlue, Dumpster, Count, Onesie FNGs: 1 Onesie
COUNT: 12
WOR: Follow the leader exercises and stretching to music – “Golden” from K-Pop Demon Hunters

The Thang: 6v6 Ultimate Frisbee on the soccer field.

Moleskine:
Lots of pro sports right now ⚾️ :football: 🏀⚽️ and people cheer for different teams. Try and keep sports friendly and fun. Remember, “we cheer for clothes.”

https://youtu.be/we-L7w1K5Zo?si=cy8hjrw5JN8zp9Az

COT: Moment of silent prayer/ meditation and Amen.

Tags: ao_flat_earth, Wagyu, Cheese, Bloomer, Jolly, T.B., Tortuga, Sparty, Spokes, BigBlue, Dumpster, Count, Onesie

ao_ground_zero Run North My Friends

Date: 2025-09-08
AO: ao_ground_zero
Q: Manhole
PAX: Crack, Stock boy, Bo-Peep, Mr Roboto, White Noise, Samsonite, Manhole FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WOR: yup

The Thang: run/ruck north

Moleskine: Do your part…sign up to Q

COT: things…

Tags: ao_ground_zero, Crack, Stock boy, Bo-Peep, Mr Roboto, White Noise, Samsonite, Manhole

ao_tar_pit Iron PAX Week 1

Date: 2025-09-08
AO: ao_tar_pit
Q: Tortuga
PAX: Panhandle, Ankles, Jolly, Big Mac, SAGA
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WOR: ssh, runner’s stretch, thruster form

The Thang: IPC Week 1
2 thrusters, run 100 METERS out and 100 meters back,
4 thrusters, run 4 100 meter dashes
6, 8, 10, etc.
50 min AMRAP
Final score is number of 100 meter dashes completed in the 50 minutes. Big Mac got to 90 dashes (9 kilometers.)

Moleskine: Don’t cut corners when things are hard. Maintain good form, especially when it’s hard.

COT: Prayers for Panhandle’s 2.0 looking for work, Big Mac’s 2.0’s in puberty, Sweet Treat’s 26th b-day.

Tags: ao_tar_pit, Panhandle, Ankles, Jolly, Big Mac, SAGA

ao_flat_earth Ultimate

Date: 2025-09-06
AO: ao_flat_earth
Q: Panda Express
PAX: Tortuga, TBTF, Bloomer, Cheese, Fiona, Oompa, Jack, Shiplap, Jolly, White Noise, Swish, Banks, Crack, BigBlue, Panda Express, Candyland, bucky, coach t FNGs: None
COUNT: 18
WOR:
Ssh, side to side

The Thang:
ultimate

Moleskine:
have fun

COT:
that Banks is able to take down a moose to survive.

Tags: ao_flat_earth, Tortuga, TBTF, Bloomer, Cheese, Fiona, Oompa, Jack, Shiplap, Jolly, White Noise, Swish, Banks, Crack, BigBlue, Panda Express, Candyland, bucky, coach t

ao_flat_earth Ultimate

Date: 2025-09-05
AO: ao_flat_earth
Q: Cheese
PAX: Jack, Cheese, Jolly, TBTF, Bloomer, Candyland, Oompa, White Noise, Banks, Manhole, Fiona, Panda Express, Wagyu, Shiplap, Sparty, Samsonite FNGs: None
COUNT: 16
WOR: SSH & Down and Back

The Thang: Ultimate Game

Moleskine: Gratitude — perspective is key

COT:

Tags: ao_flat_earth, Jack, Cheese, Jolly, TBTF, Bloomer, Candyland, Oompa, White Noise, Banks, Manhole, Fiona, Panda Express, Wagyu, Shiplap, Sparty, Samsonite

ao_mastodon Sparrow Mastodon Tuesday

Date: 2025-09-02
AO: ao_mastodon
Q: Sparrow
PAX: Panhandle, Katniss, Mr Roboto, The wet burrito, Falsetto, Dumpster, LeMond, Stock boy, Sparrow FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WOR: “the Panhandle/twinkle toes” run in place while flapping your arms like a side straddle hop.

The Thang:
Run with conversation starters.
double wide Dora: two pax stay together as they go up the hill and relieve two partners at the bottom. Tic-tac-OH (post-modern board)

Merkin to 60 BBSU to 60, then a race up Hoffa for the grand championship of the world. Winner Stock boy

Moleskine: pray through your calendar before the day starts.

COT: usuals.

Tags: ao_mastodon, Panhandle, Katniss, Mr Roboto, The wet burrito, Falsetto, Dumpster, LeMond, Stock boy, Sparrow

ao_dark_room Reggae Beatdown Repeat @DarkRoom

Date: 2025-09-04
AO: ao_dark_room
Q: Dumpster
PAX: Framed, LeMond, Beaker, Manhole, Dumpster
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
Parking Lot
1.Hello – sun stretch, sky reach & upward facing dog, downward dog, runners stretch, butterfly stretch 2. Stand by Me – Lunges around circle with Coupon & Coupon Step Ups (on chorus)

Mosey to Cricket Pitch
3. All You Need is Love – Goblet Squats on Chorus, Coupon Curls on Verse 4. Can’t Help Falling in Love – We’re not Worthy, Hold Plank on Chorus

Walk to the Mini- Shop (pavilion)
5. We Are The World- Picnic table step-ups, Round Arm Squats on Chorus 6. Here Without You – BBS’s, Australian Snow Angels
7. Memories – Flutter Kicks, Wide Arm Merkins on Chorus

Go to Small Gym- Looties

Made a coupon circle

8. Somewhere Over the Rainbow/ What a wonderful World – Rifle carry coupon around the playground during “Rainbow” & calf raises without coupon around during “World” song.

9. Zombie – Toy Soldiers, Zombie Walk over coupons clockwise in a circle during chorus

Moleskine: Pax shared one recent thing they are thankful for.

30 seconds of silent prayer/ meditation
& Amen.

Tags: ao_dark_room, Framed, LeMond, Beaker, Manhole, Dumpster