Author: backblasts

Backblast: Meatloaf’s Massacre
Date: 12/19/23
AO: #ao_tar_pit
PAX: @Panhandle @SAGA @Da Vinci @T-bone @Banks @8-Track @Jolly @Tortuga @Hotbox (Welcome back!!) @Cheese @Bo-Peep
FNGs: 0
Q: @Banks
Total: 11

Conditions: high 17’s and calm

WOR:
7x Motivators
10x Windmills IC
10x Mountain Man Poopers IC
15x Merkins IC
Stretch OYO

Thang 1: Meatloaf’s Massacre

4 Rounds of the following exercises followed by a decreasing number of laps around the track. We started with 4 laps and finished with 1

Exercises:
10x Blockees
20x Kettle Bell Swings
30x Overhead Press
40x Coupon Squats
50x Merkins on your Coupon

Lots of grumbling on this one after @T-bone destroyed the PAX this weekend. Most people finished.

Moleskin: Do the work in all areas of your life to be successful. We only improve in the areas we focus and work on.

COT: Prayers for Bo-peep and crew as they get ready to leave Jan 11th.

Date: 12/16/23
AO: #ao_mastodon
PAX: @Bloomer@Jailbreak@Maniac@Stock boy@Falsetto@Mr Roboto@The wet burrito@TBTF (QIC)
FNGs: 0
Q: @TBTF
Total: 8WoR

• SSH x25
• copperhead merkins x10
• copperhead squats x10
• Abe vegods x10
• arm circles x10 forward/backwards
• Micheal Phelps/stretch OYO – 30 seconds

The Thang
Part 1: "15s" – pike press/SSH (we ended up going through the sets 2x on the path we took)
Part 2: Dora at Hoffa (partner up)

• Blockies x50
• Coupon Swings x75
• Coupon Press x100

Part 3: Derkins (10 at bottom w coupon; 10 at top of Hoffa is 1 round) – 4 rounds

• R1: diamond merkins
• R2: ranger merkins
• R3: standard merkins
• R4: wide merkins

Mosey back to the flagMoleskine –
Discussed why I don’t like the phrase "It’s not my job" (the collective effort/result will be bigger than you own efforts). Challenged the group to find an opportunity to help someone even if it "is not your job"CoT

• Prayers for @Stock boy’s neighbor recovering from neck surgery
• Prayers for @Jailbreak’s childhood friend’s family due to his passing

Date: 12/12/23

AO: #ao_dark_room

PAX: @Beaker, @Crack, @Framed, @Manhole, @LeMond

FNGs: 1

Q: @LeMond

Total: 5

• Warmorama: 5 mins

  • Windmills

  • Side leg raises

  • Imperial Walkers

  • Mountain climbers, bring leg up to side.

• Pre-Thang: Jacked Up

  • SSH x 20 4-ct IC

  • Seal Jacks x 20 4-ct IC

  • Plank Jacks x 20 4-ct IC

  • Crossover Squat Jacks (aka Deny Terio) x 20 IC <- Pax did 10

  • Smurf Jacks x 20 IC

• Pre-Thang 2: blockies

  • Mosey–really mosey–to swingsets.

  • Partner 1 does 10 blockies.

  • Partner 2 hangs from the bar or chain.

  • Switch, one round only.

• 1st Hill Thang

  • Murder bunnies up gentle side of hill; resurrection bunnies steep side.

• 2nd Hill Thang: Partner up. Partner 1 does goblet squats while Partner 2 does Bernie Sanders up the hill, does 3 burpees at top.

  • At the top: 3 burpees

  • At bottom: Partner does 20 goblet squats, then holds Al Gore.

  • 4 rounds per Pax.

• 3rd Hill Thang

  • Partner rifle holds block.

  • Other Partner runs around hill. Switch.

• Extra Thang:

  • Lunges with coupons moving forward in a line of Pax

  • Last Pax does 5 merkins off the block and then moves to front of line

• Mary:

  • Flutter kicks, holding coupon up

  • Leg lifts up and over block

  • American Hammers.

• Moleskin:

  • My M has made me go to bed by 9pm, even when remained only 20 minutes of a movie we were watching.

  • I’m grateful for the sleep; I’m grateful for the nudge.

  • We need to sleep, we need to be nudged.

  • “Sorrow can be alleviated by good sleep…” – Thomas Aquinas

• Notes:

  • Manhole brought out an FNG today and we named him Framed!

Backblast: The Ultimate Monday
Date: 12/11/2023
AO: #ao_flat_earth
PAX: @DQ @Jolly @Hershey @Shiplap @Velveeta @Tortuga @8-Track @Bean @Big Mac @Krampus
FNGs: 0
Q: @Shiplap
Total: 10WOR: get there early and run aroundThe Thang: Full field ultimate 5 v 5. The teams weren’t close

Backblast: Pearls on a String = AO VQ! Date: 12.7.23
AO: #ao_dark_room
PAX: @Manhole @Banks @Beaker @LeMond @8-Track @Crack @Captain Crunch
FNGs: 0
Q: @Banks
Total: 7

WOR:
– 7x Motivators IC
– 10x mountain man poopers IC
– 10x Windmills IC
– 10x Merkins IC
– Stretch OYO

The Thang: Pearls on a String

Since this was my AO VQ, I wanted to explore a little bit and take the PAX on an adventure. We took the long loop and made various stops along the way:

We moseyed North and Started with Dan Taylors up to 8 as we headed West.

From there we moseyed over to hacksaw ridge and completed a Jacobs Ladder. We ran over the hill and down, completed a burpee and then ran back over the hill. We did this 7 times adding a burpee each time.

Next we moseyed along the outer loop and then completed 11s at each lamp post. We started with 10 Merkins and 1 Squat and finished with 10 squats and 1 Merkin.

Finally we finished our loop with some reverse BBS Suicides. We completed 20 BBS and then ran to the last light pole, turned around and ran back to complete 20 BBS at the next light pole. There were a total of 4 stops for 80 BBS

We next completed 7s (same concept as 11s) with 6 Pull-ups and 1 Squat finishing with 6 squats and 1 pull-up.

We wrapped up with 20 BBS to make it an even 100 on the day and then ran back to the flag

Moleskin: The man in the arena

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.

Theodore Roosevelt

COT: Prayers for Crunches girls as they have a recital this weekend, Prayers for Cracks family and all of the current chaos and for his daughter as she tries to figure out a big upcoming move.

Date: 12/5/23

AO: #ao_tar_pit

PAX: @T-bone, @DQ, @Shiplap, @8-Track, @Panhandle, @Jolly, @Tortuga, @LeMond

FNGs: 0

Q: @LeMond

Total: 8:

• Warmorama:

  • Goofballs: 20

  • Monkey Humpers: 20

  • Mountain Man Pooper: 10

  • Bat wings: 10 in each direction

• At start of track

  • 100 gas pumpers

• Charles Bronson

  • Run to 80 yard line, army crawl to endzone, run back

  • 40 blockies

  • 40 uneven merkins

  • 40 leg raises

  • 40 SSHs

• Travel to base of ramp

  • The Hodor

  • Inspired by Hodor of Game of Thrones and his only purpose in life to carry a crippled boy. With a cinder block held in front of you, squat until the block touches the ground, stand, rotate the block over your head to a triceps extension, squat, stand, rotate the block back in front. That’s 1.

  • 30 within the loop, at least ten on the ramp.

• More thangs

  • Crowd Pleaser: Merkin followed by a Groiner

  • Crowd pleaser pyramid 1:1 to 5:5 to 1:1, Q calls out down and in

  • Bucket brigade up and down the stairs.

    • Next time, we’ll use a 60-lb sandbag!

• Mary

  • Box cutters

  • Swimmers

  • Side bends

  • Little Orphan Annies

• Moleskin: Embrace the Absurd

  • Absurd: utterly or obviously senseless, illogical, or untrue; contrary to all reason or common sense; laughably foolish or false: an absurd explanation.

  • Learning to accept the irrationality of people, including yourself.

  • Examples:

    • Man who keeps a collection of guns but leaves his garage door open all of the time.

    • People who keep gym memberships without ever using them.

    • Q leading core exercises while Pax lie in a cold puddle.

• Prayers for @Jolly’s M, who recently left her job.

Backblast: Full Body Beatdown
Date: Tuesday, December 5th, 2023
AO: #ao_mastodon
PAX: @Captain Crunch @Samsonite @Linc @Bean @TBTF @Ankles @Spokes @Maniac @Hancock
FNGs: 0
Q: @Stock boy
Total: 10
Warmorama: Motivators, Copperhead Merkins, Copperhead Squats, Tappy-Taps, Stretch on your own
Thang 1: 16s of 15 Merkins/1 Curl to 1 Merkin/15 Curls, with mode of transport between lampposts alternating between lunge walks and murder-bunnies
Thang 2: 30 BBSUs, Manrise to top of Hoffa, followed by 30 4-count flutter kicks, all in cadence.
Moleskin: I realize I often extend more grace and patience to friends, acquaintances, and even sometimes strangers than I do to my own immediate family. I’m challenging myself and the PAX to pause before reacting to requests/petitions from family, and to attempt to enter into those interactions with a spirit of grace and patience.
Prayer: Healing and recovery for my friend/neighbor Mike from his neck surgery.

Backblast: 12 Days of Christmas
Date: 12/2/23
AO: #ao_tar_pit
PAX: @T-bone @Beaker @Da Vinci @Banks @LeMond @The wet burrito
FNGs: 0
Q: @Banks
Total: 6

WOR:
7x Motivators
10x Windmills IC
10x Mountain Man poopers IC
Stretch OYO

The Thang: 12 Days of Christmas
We did round 1, and then ran the long circuit at the spa. Then completed round which was round 1 + 2 and then ran. We incrementally added an exercise each round and then ran. We did 12 reps of each, then lowered to 10 reps with 15 minutes left in the workout. This was a burner.

The rounds were as follows:
Overhead Press
Merkins
Coupon Swings
Burpees
Big Boy Situps
Bent Over Rows
Coupon Squats
Dips
Derkins
Thrusters
Dive Bombers
Crunchy Frogs

No one finished, but @T-bone and @Beaker got through 11 rounds.

We wrapped everything up with some squats to the tune of "Flower" by Moby.

Moleskin:
Remember the reason for the season and be deliberate with your family.

COT:
Prayers for Tbone’s MIL Birthday, Peace for Ongoing Wars

Date: 11/30/23
AO: #ao_mastodon
PAX: @Stock boy @Samsonite @Mad Cow @Jolly @SAGA @Da Vinci @Jailbreak @Archive @8-Track @T-bone @Banks @Linc @Tortuga @TBTF @Spokes @Panhandle @DQ
FNGs: 0
Q: @DQ
Total: 17

WoR

• SSH
• Arm circles
• Copperhead squats
• Copperhead merkins

The Thang
PAX toured a bit of Mastodon, making various stops along the way. Our movements included:

• Start at the trail just west of the parking lot. Lamp post 11s with merkins decreasing and burpees increasing.
• Scout run on the trail to the picnic tables
• At the picnic tables, each PAX completed the following exercises and did squats for the six:
  • 25 table thrusters
  • 50 merkins
  • 100 bonnie blairs (1 is 1)
• Remaining at the picnic tables, each PAX then completed the following exercises and did squats for the six:
  • 25 derkins
  • 50 tricep dips
• Jog to Cooties
• At Cooties, each PAX completed the following exercises and did squats for the six:
  • 10 pullups
  • 20 pike presses
• Jog back to flag
• Lots of Mary back at the flag:
  • crunchy frogs
  • Oblique v ups (left side)
  • Oblique v ups (right side)
  • Plank jacks
  • Scissors
  • @Panhandle flutter kicks

Moleskine
Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly. Don’t let imperfections discourage you when you’re practicing a habit or developing a skill.

CoT

• Praise for the good health of the friend of @T-bone’s 2.0
• Prayers for @Stock boy’s neighbor recovering from neck surgery
• Prayers for @DQ’s aunt going through cancer treatment

Backblast: Thanksgiving Beatdown to remember
Date: 11/23/2023
AO: #ao_mastodon
PAX: @Jolly @DQ @Bloomer @Tortuga @piper (FNG) @squirt @Bean @Banks @Manhole @Katniss @Jailbreak @Gunga @Airpump @Cheeks @Bones @T-bone @wishbone @Panhandle @Beaker @TBTF @Captain Crunch @Stock boy @LeMond @Da Vinci @Shiplap
Q: @Shiplap
Total: 25
Conditions: crips but perfect for a beatdownWarm-O-Rama
SSH x 25, Tin Soldiers x 15, MMP x 15, Picking Daiseys, Arm CirclesEMOM – 15 burpees for 5 rounds – not sure this is considered a warmup but got our minds rightThang 1: Banks
Greata – 100 Blockees, 200 Thrusters, 300 Coupons swings
Partner up – 1 PAX performs exercises while the other runs HoffaThang 2: Shiplap
Sandbag throws with BOMBS
PAX1 pick ups the sandbag and throws it forward towards the pool house. PAX 2 completes BOMBS (Burpees, outlaws, Merkins, BBSU, Squats) x 15 reps. Runs to partner and they switch until time expiredEnded with EMOM – 10 sandbag thrusters or 15 burpees – only had enough time for 1 round.Moleskin: Feel gratitude for all of your relationships – good or bad, they all have a purpose.