Backblasts

Backblast! BOMBS Sandwich

DATE: 2024-11-23
AO: #ao_mastodon
Q: @TBTF
PAX: @Bloomer @TBTF
FNGs: None
COUNT: 2

WOR: SSH, Copperhead Squats, Abe Vegodas, Tappy Taps, Runner StretchThe Thang:
Round 1 – BOMBS with coupon
Blockees, Overhead Press, Merkins, BBSUs, Squats x10 each with a lap around the parking lot after each exerciseRound 2 – BOMBS at the corners
Moseyed around the @Archive mile stopping at the four corners of the AO for a round of Burpees, Overhead Claps, Merkins, BBSUs, Squats x15 each. 4 stops totalRound 3 (repeat of round 1 hence the sandwich)We had some time leftover so we ran a loop around the main playground/ballpark area and did some MaryMoleskine: Break large tasks into pieces and just get started (much like this beatdown). Worry about what comes next when you get there.COT: Support @Bloomer and provide wisdom for tough work decisions, @Tortuga for results related to recent medical test/procedure

Backblast! Run Club 11/23/2024

DATE: 2024-11-22
AO: #ao_ground_zero
Q: @TBTF
PAX: @Beaker @Tortuga @Dr. Phil @Topham @Da Vinci @TBTF , Fanatic
FNGs: 1 Fanatic
COUNT: 7

WOR: SSH, Copperhead Merkins, Runners StretchThe Thang: We ran north and turned around and came backMoleskine: Finish the job. Reflect on areas in your life where you have opportunity to push harder or finish the jobCOT: @Tortugas medical procedure results, @Beaker‘s Ms cousin who lost her husband unexpectedly, @Dr. Phil‘s daughter and other students coming home for the holiday break

This Should Hurt

Backblast! This should hurt
DATE: 2024-11-19
AO#ao_dark_room
Q@Tortuga
PAX@Lakers @Crack @Beaker @Tortuga @Framed
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5

WOR: ssh, traveling goofballs, copperhead squats, short mosey, tbone burpees

The Thang: 5 alive: BBSU, block sit jump squats, American Hammers (4 count), burpees, Bonnie Blairs
At the end of each set of five, we paused for a 100 rep spittoon.
monkey humpers, tricep extensions (twice), coupon Am. hammers, blockees

First to finish each round added the coupon to their bbsus.  Nobody won more than one round.

5MOM: flutters to 50 slowing down every ten, protractors, 25 more flutters.

Moleskine: Treat your loved ones well.  We can be less patient, more snippy, and more brunt with our M’s and 2.0s.  When you catch yourself doing that, back off and treat them with the love and respect you have for them.

COT: @Beaker’s M’s cousin died in a car crash leaving behind M and young teens.  Manhole recovering from injuries.

Backblast! NOT Meatloaf’s Massacre

DATE: 2024-11-13
AO: #ao_tar_pit
Q: @TBTF
PAX: @Tortuga @T-bone @Captain Caveman @Panhandle @Ankles @Samsonite @NATTY @Dumpster @Mr Roboto @TBTF
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10

WOR: SSH, Imperial Walkers, Abe Vegodas, Runners Stretch, Copperhead MerkinsThe Thang: 8 rounds of an exercise with a lap around the track after each round. Lap consisted of sprinting from the starting point to the ~50 yard line and stop for 25 merkins, then mosey half way around the track to the other side of the 50 yard line for 25 BBSUs and sprint back to the starting point.Rounds consisted of
1 – Curls x50
2 – OH Press x50
3 – Swimmers Press x50
4 – Squats x50
5 – Rows x25 (each arm)
6 – Coupon Swings x25
7 – Thrusters x25
8 – Blockees x25Moleskine: Do the right thing no matter what.COT: @Mr Roboto‘s brother’s health, @Giggles job search, @TBTF‘s job decisions

Backblast! Frisbee Game

DATE: 2024-11-01
AO: #ao_flat_earth
Q: @TBTF
PAX: @Banks @Shiplap @Cheese @White Noise @Jolly @Tortuga @Panda Express @DQ @LeMond @Candyland @TBTF
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11

WOR: SSH, sideline to sideline exercises of your choiceThe Thang: Frisbee gameMoleskine: reflect on how prepared you and your family are for any sort of disruption. It is a much easier ride if you planned for a rainy day once it comesCOT: Do not remember but your prayer was heard

Thurs-bata. Taba-ursday. Tabata on a Thursday.

DATE: 2024-11-07
AO: #ao_mastodon
Q: @DQ
PAX: @Big Mac @TBTF @Tortuga @Sparrow @Stock boy @Linc @Jailbreak
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WOR:

  • SSH
  • Goofballs
  • Arm circles
  • Abe Vigodas
  • Tricep stretch
  • This stretch aka the one where the arm goes over your head, you bend the arm at the elbow behind your head, and hold the elbow with the opposite arm. This is the most important part of the backblast.

The Thang:
Tabatas! 20s work / 10s rest. Rotate through a block of 5 exercises, completing that block of exercises 5 times.

@ Cooties

  • Pullups
  • Coupon swings
  • Side tri rise – left
  • Side tri rise – right
  • Skull crushers

@ The Shop

  • Table shrugs
  • Single arm rows in incline plank position – left
  • Single arm rows in incline plank position – right
  • Deep swimmers press
  • Dips

End with a 100 rep blockee spittoon.

Moleskine:
Colossians 3:19, 21
[19] Husbands, love your wives, and do not be harsh with them.
[21] Fathers, do not provoke your children, lest they become discouraged.

As husbands and fathers, we have been charged with a heavy responsibility as leaders in our home. A husband worth submitting to is one who loves their wife as Christ loved the church. A father that loves his children well is one that models his heavenly Father’s love towards him.

Paul offers us a gut check to see how we’re doing in these areas. Don’t be harsh with your wife, don’t provoke your children. Be mindful of all your words and actions in these relationships. Let’s not let them undermine our impact in this role we’ve been called to.

COT:

  • @Stock boy’s neighbor in his job search

Just Three Guys

DATE: 2024-11-05
AO: #ao_tar_pit
Q: @DQ
PAX: @Panhandle @NATTY
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
WOR:

  • SSH
  • Goof balls
  • Arm circles
  • Copperhead squats
  • Copperhead merkins
  • Pickin daisies

Thang 1: Get up to the spa
Complete 10 shoulder presses and 10 goblet squats at the base of the spa. Rifle carry to the top of the spa. Do 10 burpees. Leave coupon and go back down the hill. Sprint back up to the spa.

Thang 2: EMOMs
PAX performed 4 blocks of exercises. These exercises were completed as EMOMs 6 times. Starting at 8 reps per each exercise, increase 1 rep for each successive minute. The blocks of exercises were:

  • Star jumps / Dive bombers
  • Thrusters / Merkins
  • Bonnie Blairs (2 is 1) / Shoulder presses
  • Burpees

At the end of each block, run a lap around the wheel.

Thang 3: 1 exercise, many reps
Pax completed each exercise on their own. First to finish ran down the hill and back while the others finished.

  • 100 chest press
  • 75 4ct flutter kicks
  • 50 goblet squats
  • 20 deep swimmers press

Moleskine:
Proverbs 3:5-6
"Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways submit to him, and he will make your paths straight."
I have personally experienced that a great source of peace comes from being faithful to the Lord, commiting my work and efforts to the Lord, and trusting him with the results. I’m not going to lean on my own understanding of how things should turn out. His ways are greater than mine.

COT:

  • Panhandle delivering a performance review
  • DQ van buying process

Backblast! Kang vs. Kodos

DATE: 2024-11-05
AO: #ao_mastodon
Q: @Stock boy
PAX: @Samsonite @Linc @Dumpster @Jailbreak @LeMond @TBTF @Da Vinci @Sparrow @Cheese
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10

WOR: SSHs, mountain man poopers, Abe Vigodas, mountain climbersThe Thang: We separated into two campaigns: team Kang (@Samsonite, @Sparrow, @Jailbreak, @Dumpster, @Da Vinci), and team Kodos (@Stock boy, @Linc, @TBTF, @LeMond, @Cheese). Each team had to send representatives to the various states in #ao_mastodon to do their official state exercise, after which they earn one vote that they’d have to bring back to the ballot box (my car) to cast the vote:

  1. Hoffarado (Hoffa) – murder bunnies – 25 electors
  2. Barizona (Cooties) – 5 pullups – 20 electors
  3. Lungington (curb at west side of parking lot) – lunge across the lot – 18 electors
  4. Pressylvania (picnic benches near lot) – 10 table presses – 15 electors
  5. Swingsconsin (boulders at west side of lot) – 10 derkins – 12 electors
  6. Squatlahoma (bathrooms north of lot) – 15 squats – 10 electors

In a historical landslide electoral college victory, Kodos defeated Kang 63 – 37. However, the race was much tighter than those results would imply. Kodos got off to early leads in Hoffarado and Lungington which Kang was never able to overcome. Despite the unusually low turnout in Hoffarado, there was a late surge for Kang in this key state, but it wasn’t enough to overtake Kodos, who was rewarded with the largest state’s electors. Swingsconsin was competitive early on, but after the mail-in ballots were counted, Kang enjoyed a comfortable win in that state with its historical turnout. It wasn’t enough however: in the end, Kodos won the three largest states cementing his place as our new alien overlord.The election was not without controversy though, as Kang won more of the popular vote than Kodos, 78 – 76. There have already been renewed calls to abolish the electoral college, and thousands of protesters have flooded #ao_mastodon chanting, “NOT MY ALIEN OVERLORD!!!”ELECTION RESULTS:
Hoffarado – Kang 6, Kodos 7
Barizona – Kang 7, Kodos 14
Lungington – Kang 6, Kodos 10
Pressylvania – Kang 16, Kodos 12
Swingsconsin – Kang 32, Kodos 24
Squatlahoma – Kang 11, Kodos 9Moleskine:
My small group has been studying James. It makes me ask myself: if I profess to subscribe to some belief, but my actions don’t reflect that belief, is my belief genuine? Let your actions be a testament to your values.COT:
Prayers for sanity in our country

Monday Ultimate

DATE: 2024-10-28
AO: #ao_flat_earth
Q:@DQ
PAX: @Shiplap @Jolly @Swish @Candyland @Samsonite @Pitch Pipe @Gummi Bear @Lib @Tortuga @Cheese @Hershey @Krampus @Jack (Jose La Hoz) @Panda Express @TBTF Sparty Wham-O
FNGs: None
COUNT: 18
WOR:

  • SSH
  • Down and back

The Thang:
Ultimate!

Moleskine:
We celebrated my grandparents 70th anniversary Saturday. My uncle interviewed them both before the party, asking them what are the keys to a marriage lasting 70 years. Repeatedly throughout the conversation, my grandma said "Did I mention humor?".
In order to enjoy a marriage that lasts a lifetime, you gotta have fun.

COT:
Happened, can’t remember