ao_flat_earth Frisbee Frisbee

Date: 2025-10-24
AO: ao_flat_earth
Q: DQ
PAX: Dewey, Banks, Shiplap, Jolly, Candyland, Cheese, Hershey, White Noise, Oompa, T.B., Wagyu, Gummi Bear, Has Been, Bucky, Fiona, Panda Express, Manhole, tree beer, malware FNGs: None
COUNT: 20
WOR:
– SSH
– Down and back

The Thang:
Two games of frisbee

Moleskine:
My family celebrated my grandpa’s 100th birthday a couple weeks ago. It was a really special time, and we heard stories of my grandpa’s impact from my dad, aunt, uncles, members of my grandma and grandpas old church, and members of their current assisted living community.

No accolades or accomplishments were mentioned. Instead, everyone talked about my grandpa’s love for others and his consistency.

– He’s been married for 70 years
– Helped raise 4 kids
– Served faithfully at the same church for 60 years
– Is beloved by his current community he’s been with for the past 4 years

We’re going to be remembered most by our love and steadfastness. Commit to loving and serving others in your life over the long haul. Be a steady and consistent rock for them.

COT:
– Hershey’s brother-in-law’s surgery
– All the PAX running in the 50 miler this weekend

Tags: ao_flat_earth, Dewey, Banks, Shiplap, Jolly, Candyland, Cheese, Hershey, White Noise, Oompa, T.B., Wagyu, Gummi Bear, Has Been, Bucky, Fiona, Panda Express, Manhole, tree beer, malware

ao_tar_pit All Spittoon, No Taper

Date: 2025-10-22
AO: ao_tar_pit
Q: Panhandle
PAX: Da Vinci, Too Big To Fail (TBTF), Stock boy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WOR: goofballs, abe vigodas, tappy-taps, arm stretches

The Thang:
Spittoon-style reps with a lap around the track in between:

burpees, 120 reps
overhead presses, 300 reps
BBSs, 300 reps
goblet squats, 300 reps
merkins, 300 reps
Bent over rows, 400 reps
LBCs, 400 reps

Moleskine:

COT:

Tags: ao_tar_pit, Da Vinci, Too Big To Fail (TBTF), Stock boy

ao_mastodon Hoffa’s 4 Corners

Date: 2025-10-23
AO: ao_mastodon
Q: Too Big To Fail (TBTF)
PAX: Stock boy, DQ, Samsonite, Da Vinci, Panhandle, Too Big To Fail (TBTF) FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WOR: SSH, Goofballs, Abe Vegodas, Tappy Taps, Arm Circles

The Thang: Hoffa’s 4 Corners routine
We stopped at all 4 corners of Hoffa to do various movements and either Bernie’d or Bear Crawled between corners. We did a round of 10 reps per corner, then 9 reps, and reduced 1 rep per round completed. In between rounds we did a lap around Hoffa.

Corner 1 – Tuck Jumps
Corner 2 – Blockees
Corner 3 – Thee times Merkins
Corner 4 – Frog Jumps

Modes of travel – Bernie (up and down Hoffa), and Bear Crawl (across base and top of hill)

Moleskine: Be comfortable getting uncomfortable and encourage those you have influence over (2.0s, work staff, etc) to also embrace these opportunities

COT: Jobs, Health

Tags: ao_mastodon, Stock boy, DQ, Samsonite, Da Vinci, Panhandle, Too Big To Fail (TBTF)

ao_dark_room Upper Body Day!

Date: 2025-10-23
AO: ao_dark_room
Q: Banks
PAX: Manhole, Jolly, Banks, Brainfog, Flower Boy, Lakers, LeMond, Framed, Noodles, Toto FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
WOR: the usual
– 7x motivators
– 10x windmills IC
– 10x Mountain man poopers IC
– 10x Merlin’s IC
– Stretch oyo

The Thang:

There and back again: one PAX farmer carry coupons the the light pole and the other did burpees and ran to meet them and then flip flop. We went up to 3 light poles and back down

LOOTIES circuit: we broke into 3 groups and did a descending circuit of 10 pull-ups, 20 derkins, and 30 dips. We did 10 rounds ending with 1,2,3 respectively.

Moleskine: Progress over perfection

COT: iykyk

Tags: ao_dark_room, Manhole, Jolly, Banks, Brainfog, Flower Boy, Lakers, LeMond, Framed, Noodles, Toto

ao_ground_zero Runless run club

Date: 2025-10-22
AO: ao_ground_zero
Q: Beaker
PAX: Tortuga, Mr. Bean, Brainfog, Ankles, Audible, Beaker
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WOR: Goofballs, Tappy taps, Abe Vigodas

The Thang:
Walk/ruck north and through the Marsh

Moleskine:
Tomorrow is mole day. In chemistry a mole is a quantity. It is simply 6.02×10^23 of something. In layman’s terms, it is roughly a trillion trillion. Moles are useful for very small things.
Atoms are small. 22 pre-1982 pennies contain a mole of copper atoms. Molecules are small. A tablespoon of water is a mole of water molecules.
Cells are not small. A mole of cells is about every human cell on this planet right now. Sand is not small. There are about a mole of grains of sand on earth. Stars are not small. There are a mole of stars in the universe.

There are 10 trillion (!!!) times fewer than a moles of humans to have ever walked on earth. We are both small and large, small in number and yet the most significant thing in of all creation. It is important for us to keep perspective of our power and our powerlessness.

In Genesis, God told Abraham that he would give him a mole of descendants (Genesis 22:17, BSV). In this promise we see both our smallness and largeness.

COT: Chippy’s 2.0, the fall 50, Tortuga’s brother and family.

Tags: ao_ground_zero, Tortuga, Mr. Bean, Brainfog, Ankles, Audible, Beaker

ao_ground_zero Run/Ruck/Stroll/Saunter/Sashay/Sidle/Shimmy Shake

Date: 2025-10-20
AO: ao_ground_zero
Q: Samsonite
PAX: Crack, Mr. Bean, Ankles, Noodles, Sparrow, Stock boy, Brainfog, Dr. Phil, Mr Roboto, Too Big To Fail (TBTF), @pacecar FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WOR: SSH, Stretching OYO

The Thang: Run/Ruck/Walk/Stroll/Saunter/Shimmy Shimmy Cocoa Puff

Moleskine: People don’t need you to be all that. Just be yourself. People need us to show up as ourselves, with authenticity and vulnerability and reality. Do that.

COT: Jobs, Health, 2.0s, Peace

Tags: ao_ground_zero, Crack, Mr. Bean, Ankles, Noodles, Sparrow, Stock boy, Brainfog, Dr. Phil, Mr Roboto, Too Big To Fail (TBTF), @pacecar

ao_mastodon Just A Walk In The Park

Date: 2025-10-18
AO: ao_mastodon
Q: Too Big To Fail (TBTF)
PAX: Mr Roboto, Falsetto, Brainfog, Too Big To Fail (TBTF), Treebeard FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WOR: SSH, Tin Soldiers, Tappy Taps, Abe Vegodas, Arm Circles

The Thang: We walked our coupon around the AO (Archive mile) stopping at various places for various forms of pain

Moleskine: Choose optimism

COT: jobs, Treebeard’s challenges shared with us

Tags: ao_mastodon, Mr Roboto, Falsetto, Brainfog, Too Big To Fail (TBTF), Treebeard

ao_mastodon Around the World

Date: 2025-10-21
AO: ao_mastodon
Q: Dumpster
PAX: LeMond, Too Big To Fail (TBTF), Stock boy, Mr Roboto, Samsonite, Captain Crunch, Dumpster FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WOR:
One Day – Matisyahu
– Sun stretch, Toe touch, Leg Stretch, Michael Phelps, Arm Raise Claps, Runners Stretch The Thang:

La Bamba – Ritchie Valens
– 20 Derkins, then sidestep w/ coupon around the curb, repeat

– Move to Grass Area

Suerte – Shakira
– 10 right arm rows, 10 left arm rows, then run down and back, repeat

– Go to bathroom

Ja Se Na Morar – Tribalistas
– 20 OHP, 20 Goblet Squats, murder bunny to fence and back, repeat.

– Go to Hoffa

Grotti – Skald
– 30 BBSUs, walk backwards uphill, run forwards down, repeat

– Go to baseball field

American Wake – Riverdance
– 40 salt shakers then run bases, repeat

– Go to Zipline & line up coupons

Gipsy Kings
-Exercise, zipline, bear crawl backs- taking turns
(Exercises – LBC’s, SSHs, Lunges)

-Go to Cooties

Flash – Perfume
-10 Coupon Swings, 10 Coupon Curls, then run to slide and slide down, repeat

-Go back to start

Moleskine:
Try to unlearn racism- both overt/ blatant racism and also covert/ subtle racism. Listen and learn from other cultures… and show respect.

COT: Prayer read aloud:

A World of Beauty and Love Is Coming

Spirit of Life, love which holds us,
We gather in reverence and thanks for You.
We are grateful for the gift of another breath,
and for each moment of connection, beauty, and truth.
Cry with us in our pain for our world.
Remind us that we are loved, just as we are.
Remind us that we are connected with all that is.
Remind us that we do not journey alone.
Give us what we need for today.
Call us back to our promises, commitments, and values.
Help us love ourselves and each other,
And to show that love in our actions.
Make us instruments of justice, equity, and compassion.
Free us from all that is evil.
We declare that life and love are stronger than tyranny and fear, That a world of beauty and love is coming,
And we must shape it together.
May it be so. Amen.

By Elizabeth Bukey Saunter

Tags: ao_mastodon, LeMond, Too Big To Fail (TBTF), Stock boy, Mr Roboto, Samsonite, Captain Crunch, Dumpster

ao_dark_room In No Particular Order

Date: 2025-10-21
AO: ao_dark_room
Q: Framed
PAX: Manhole, Body Double, Brainfog, Panhandle, Sparrow, Toto, DQ, Framed FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WOR: Side Straddle Hops, Abe Vigodas, Tappy-Taps, Mountain Climbers

The Thang:
– Scout Run
– Colt 45s
– Dora – 100 Merkins, 200 LBCS, 300 Squats – One PAX performs the exercise, the other runs to Looties and does 5 pull ups or 5 burpees – Colt 45s
– Circuit @ Looties – Each PAX picks an exercise, 30 dips as the control, rotate exercises – Bolt 45s
– Mary

Moleskine: Suffocate Negativity & Amplify Positivity… also known as “boogers” – IYKYK

COT: 1 minute of silence – prayers/set intentions for the day

Tags: ao_dark_room, Manhole, Body Double, Brainfog, Panhandle, Sparrow, Toto, DQ, Framed

ao_flat_earth Ultimate

Date: 2025-10-21
AO: ao_flat_earth
Q: Banks
PAX: Tortuga, Jolly, Banks, Bloomer, Bucky, Candyland, Cheese, Chippy, Fiona, Gummi Bear, Hypotenuse, Jack, Panda Express, Shiplap, Wagyu FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
WOR:the usual

The Thang:ultimate

Moleskine:focus on listening

COT:iykyk

Tags: ao_flat_earth, Tortuga, Jolly, Banks, Bloomer, Bucky, Candyland, Cheese, Chippy, Fiona, Gummi Bear, Hypotenuse, Jack, Panda Express, Shiplap, Wagyu