ao_ground_zero Ankle Weights F3 Run- Ruck

Date: 2025-10-03
AO: ao_ground_zero
Q: Dumpster
PAX: Toto, Da Vinci, Crack, Mr. Bean, Mr Roboto, Flower Boy, Ankles, Cottontail, Too Big To Fail (TBTF), Stock boy, LeMond, Panhandle, Dumpster FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
WOR:
To Music- “Soul of the World” by Stick Figure
1. Sunstretch
2. Goofballs
3. Michael Phelps
4. Mountain climbers
5. Butterfly
6. Runners Stretch

The Thang: Run or Ruck East and back

Moleskine:

Don’t wait for others to do things. Be the Answer, be the solution to issues or problems.

COT: Prayer Read Aloud:

Get up off of your knees. Come out of your churches, your mosques, your temples. God can hear your prayers for peace, justice, and hope in this broken world just fine while you’re out creating peace, working for justice, and giving hope to this broken world. When are we finally going to realize that humanity is the solution to inhumanity? When will we finally understand that we are all drops of the same ocean, hurting together, healing together, hoping together? Don’t just pray for hands to heal the hurting. Pray with hands that are healing the hurting. Don’t just pray for arms to help the helpless. Pray with arms that are helping the helpless. Don’t just pray for feet to respond to need. Pray on feet that are responding to need. Don’t just pray for someone to do something. Be someone who does something. Don’t just pray for answers. Be the answer. L.R. Knost

Tags: ao_ground_zero, Toto, Da Vinci, Crack, Mr. Bean, Mr Roboto, Flower Boy, Ankles, Cottontail, Too Big To Fail (TBTF), Stock boy, LeMond, Panhandle, Dumpster

ao_flat_earth Friday Frisbee

Date: 2025-10-03
AO: ao_flat_earth
Q: Jolly
PAX: Tortuga, Shiplap, Cheese, Manhole, Banks, Jack, BigBlue, Candyland, Fiona, Panda Express, White Noise, DQ, Hershey, Hypotenuse, PineTar FNGs: None
COUNT: 16
WOR: SSH, down and back

The Thang: 8v8 ultimate

Moleskine: Do fun things

COT: Hersheys brother in law, Tortuga’s brother

Tags: ao_flat_earth, Tortuga, Shiplap, Cheese, Manhole, Banks, Jack, BigBlue, Candyland, Fiona, Panda Express, White Noise, DQ, Hershey, Hypotenuse, PineTar

ao_dark_room 1st Annual Sprints ‘n Spitoons Special: A Dark Room Attendance Record to Celebrate Flower Boy’s VQ

Date: 2025-10-02
AO: ao_dark_room
Q: Flower Boy
PAX: Ankles, Banks, Beaker, Big Mac, Body Double, Captain Crunch, Crack, Da Vinci, DQ, Dumpster, Flower Boy, Framed, Jolly, Lakers, LeMond, Manhole, Mr Roboto, Noodles, Nose Job, Panhandle, Samsonite, Sparrow, Stock boy, T.B., Too Big To Fail (TBTF), Tortuga, Toto, Tumnus FNGs: None
COUNT: 28
WOR:
Side Straddle Hops (20)
Imperial Walkers (15)
Bat Wings:
-Forward Arm Circles (15)
-Reverse Arm Circles (15)
-Seal Claps (15)
-Overhead Claps (15)
Goofballs (15)

Warmup mosey around the Broga Mat
Stretches:
-Picking Daisies (OYO)
-Lying Piriformis Stretch (Figure Four Hips) (OYO)

The Thang:
Three repeats of the following cycle:
-Sprint 100 meters to end of soccer field
-Sprint 100 meters back to west end of field
-Merkins (10)
-Squats (20)
-Bonnie Blairs (30)
-Repeat
After completing cycle three times, Big Boy Sit-ups OYO until the six is finished

Mosey over the the base of Hacksaw Ridge

Spitoons:
Burpees (600)
Monkey Humpers (400)
Xs and Os (400)
Merkins (400)
-Between each set of exercises, Bear Crawl up the hill and Crawl Bear back down

Moleskine:
Acceptance and Surrender. Rather than living in denial, humbly learn to accept your limitations and surrender to healthy boundaries in your life.

COT:
Prayers for:
-Tortuga’s family as they walk through grief and loss
-Justice for immigrants and the vulnerable in our society, and for guidance to support them well -Noodles’ son’s field trip
-Another request that I’m not able to remember
-All of the other unspoken requests

Tags: ao_dark_room, Ankles, Banks, Beaker, Big Mac, Body Double, Captain Crunch, Crack, Da Vinci, DQ, Dumpster, Flower Boy, Framed, Jolly, Lakers, LeMond, Manhole, Mr Roboto, Noodles, Nose Job, Panhandle, Samsonite, Sparrow, Stock boy, T.B., Too Big To Fail (TBTF), Tortuga, Toto, Tumnus

ao_ground_zero The bridge loop

Date: 2025-10-01
AO: ao_ground_zero
Q: Beaker
PAX: Flower Boy, Audible, Ankles, Mr. Bean, Beaker
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WOR: goofballs, windmills, pickin’ daisies, runners stretch

The Thang: Run the bridge loop (Liberty to Gables to Manchester to Bridge st to Liberty). Repeat.

Moleskine: Gratitude is not simply and attitude we have, it is a habit. It must be practiced regularly. Choose two people and show them that you are grateful for them this week. One today, and one for the rest of the week.

COT: Mr. Bean and a new position, Tortuga and his niece’s family, other requests that go unsaid.

Tags: ao_ground_zero, Flower Boy, Audible, Ankles, Mr. Bean, Beaker

ao_tar_pit 5 Alive Redux

Date: 2025-10-01
AO: ao_tar_pit
Q: Banks
PAX: Banks, DQ, Panhandle, Stock boy, Too Big To Fail (TBTF), Tortuga, The wet burrito FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WOR: the usual
– 7x motivators
– 10x windmills IC
– 10x mountain man poopers IC
– 10x merkins IC
– Stretch OYO

The Thang: 5 alive
We moseyed to the prairie path and completed 5 alive at the lamp posts with the following exercises: – burpees
– Merkins
– Star jumps
– Dive bombers
– Squats

We moseyed back to the flag and finished with Panhandle calling flutter kicks

Moleskine:
Focus on effort, not outcomes. If you did your best, if you gave it your all, if you acted with your best judgment—that is a win…regardless of whether it’s a good or bad outcome.

COT:
2.0 jobs, Jaxon, Tortugas family

Tags: ao_tar_pit, Banks, DQ, Panhandle, Stock boy, Too Big To Fail (TBTF), Tortuga, The wet burrito

ao_mastodon Party Like It’s 1929….Or 1979

Date: 2025-09-23
AO: ao_mastodon
Q: Ankles
PAX: Stock boy, Samsonite, Dumpster, Sparrow, LeMond, Big Mac, Too Big To Fail (TBTF), Katniss, Jailbreak, Audible, Mr. Bean, Homie, Da Vinci, Captain Crunch, Mr Roboto, Ankles FNGs: None
COUNT: 16
WOR:

To “Boogie Shoes” by KC & the Sunshine Band

– SSH to the beat; do a burpee every time the phrase “boogie shoes” is mentioned in the song. – Abe Vigodas w simultaneous Arm Circles (follow the leader) – Michael Phelps OYO

The Thang:

Rotating HooverBall + Spittoon

PAX was divided into 3 similarly sized Teams:

Team A: 5 PAX
Team B: 5 PAX
Team C: 6 PAX

The teams cycled through 3 stations as disco music filled the morning air.

Two teams started w/ playing modified HooverBall:

– Used 7 lb leather medicine ball & regulation volleyball net
– Toss HooverBall over the net; PAX must catch & immediately return on the fly. (No “setting” or passing to teammate.) – No scoring; goal was to keep rallys going as long as possible. – Each time a PAX throws the HooverBall, they must drop & do 2 burpees. – PAX cannot handle the ball twice in a row for their team.
– PAX responsible for the rally ending must mosey over to the Workshop & back before rejoining the game.

Meanwhile, the 3rd Team completed the following exercises:

– Manrise up to the top of Hoffa
– Mosey back down; plank for the 6.

The 3rd Team then completes the following exercises in sequence, spittoon style:

– Coupon Thrusters: 125 total for Teams A & B; 150 total for Team C – Big Boy Sit Ups: 250 total for Teams A & B; 300 total for Team C. – Merkins: 375 total for Teams A & B; 450 total for Team C.

Once completed, all 3 teams rotate to a new station: The 3rd Team cycles into the HooverBall game, the team on side 1 of the HooverBall court cycles to side 2, and the team on side 2 of the HooverBall court cycles into the Spittoon station.

Each team got at least 1 full Spittoon Station before time was up. One team got stuck w/ a 2nd Spittoon station, so the HooverBall game was stopped early & all PAX from the other two teams joined in to help finish off the Spittoon sequence before circling back to the flag.

Moleskine:

Self-care is not selfish.

COT:

Prayers for wisdom, patience, and grace as we seek to resolve peaceful resolutions to brewing or ongoing conflicts within our communities: family, church congregations, our local community, and our nation.

A moment of silent contemplation followed, concluded with The Serenity Prayer

Tags: ao_mastodon, Stock boy, Samsonite, Dumpster, Sparrow, LeMond, Big Mac, Too Big To Fail (TBTF), Katniss, Jailbreak, Audible, Mr. Bean, Homie, Da Vinci, Captain Crunch, Mr Roboto, Ankles

ao_mastodon Jamming to the 60s

Date: 2025-09-30
AO: ao_mastodon
Q: Dumpster
PAX: Stock boy, Jailbreak, Samsonite, Sparrow, Audible, Da Vinci, Captain Crunch, Dumpster FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WOR: to Blowin’ in the Wind – Bob Dylan

1. Slow Arm circles – Front & Back
2. Leg circles
3. Leg stretch with arm stretch x 2

The Thang:
Mosey to Cooties

Exercise while listening to different 60s tunes

Perform first exercise then run lap around Cooties, slide down slide and come back.
Perform first exercise, then second exercise, then run a lap. Repeat exercises- progressively adding more:

5 Derkins
10 Coupon Swings
15 Plank Jacks
20 SSHs
25 Coupon Presses
30 Crab Jacks
35 Coupon Squats
40 Jump Ups
45 LBCs
50 Skull Crushers

Moleskine: Don’t wait for others to do things. Be the answer/ be the solution to issues or problems.

COT:

Prayer read aloud – see attached picture

Tags: ao_mastodon, Stock boy, Jailbreak, Samsonite, Sparrow, Audible, Da Vinci, Captain Crunch, Dumpster

ao_dark_room IPC 4

Date: 2025-09-30
AO: ao_dark_room
Q: Beaker
PAX: Nose Job, Manhole, Framed, LeMond, Flower Boy, Ankles, Beaker FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WOR: SSHs, windmills, tappy taps, arm circles, t-bone burpees

The Thang:
Start timer
50 burpees
5 yds murder bunnies
95 yds run
95 yds run
5 yds resurrection bunnies
100 merkins
10 yds murder bunnies
90 yds run
90 yds run
10 yds resurrection bunnies
150 lunges
15 yds murder bunnies
85 yds run
85 yds run
15 yds resurrection bunnies
200 squats
20 yds murder bunnies
80 yds run
80 yds run
20 yds resurrection bunnies
150 lunges
15 yds murder bunnies
85 yds run
85 yds run
15 yds resurrection bunnies
100 merkins
10 yds murder bunnies
90 yds run
90 yds run
10 yds resurrection bunnies
50 burpees
End timer

Moleskine:
Eugene Peterson suggests discipleship is a long obedience in the same direction. How is this seen/true in our life? How is it not, and could be?

COT: Tortuga’s niece and family, LeMond’s new job/negotiation process, something else I forgot

Tags: ao_dark_room, Nose Job, Manhole, Framed, LeMond, Flower Boy, Ankles, Beaker

ao_flat_earth ultimate frisbee

Date: 2025-09-30
AO: ao_flat_earth
Q: Tortuga
PAX: Jolly, Cheese, Shiplap, Chippy, Banks, Wagyu, Gummi Bear, Bucky, DaCount, Hypotenuse FNGs: 1 Hypotenuse
COUNT: 11
WOR: yes

The Thang: ultimate

Moleskine: When someone drops the disc or makes a bad throw, it’s not on purpose. Give people grace. Do it in life outside of frisbee, too.

COT: prayers for Gummi Bear’s 2.0 with a broken arm, Chippy’s 2.0, Mason in NICU doing well, Tortuga’s brother Matt and family, mourning Allie’s death.

Tags: ao_flat_earth, Jolly, Cheese, Shiplap, Chippy, Banks, Wagyu, Gummi Bear, Bucky, DaCount, Hypotenuse