Mastodon Tour d’Mastodon

Date: 2026-09-15
AO: Mastodon
Q: Beaker ,
PAX: Too Big To Fail (TBTF), Endo, Sparrow, Audible, Beaker, Mr Roboto, Falsetto, Ankles FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
Conditions: Perfect. 65 with a beautiful sunrise.

WOR: Mosey around Hoffa with high knees, butt kickers, and karaoke thrown in for good measure. 5 up-down planks, 5 copper head merkins, 5 copperhead squats, 5 copperhead bbsus

The Thang:
5 alive
Start at one lamp post and perform 1 rep of an exercise. Go to the next lamp post and perform 2 reps. Continue the pattern through the 5th lamp post. At the 6th lamp post complete 5 reps of the first exercise and 1 of the second. Complete this patter until lamp post 25 where PAX complete 5 reps each of 5 different exercises.

After each 5th lamp post, stop and complete a spittoon. Every bridge, cross on your hand with your feet on the railing.

Exercises
Burpees
Up-down planks
Star jumps
BBSUs
Lunges

Spittoons
#1: 300 merkins
#2: 300 leg lifts
#3: 300 merkins
#4: 300 leg lifts

Moleskine:
Build institutions that will support and carry on your values.

Tags: Mastodon, Too Big To Fail (TBTF), Endo, Sparrow, Audible, Beaker, Mr Roboto, Falsetto, Ankles

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