Backblasts

Mastodon Back-to-School Beatdown

Date: 2026-08-08
AO: Mastodon
Q: Falsetto ,
PAX: Samsonite, Too Big To Fail (TBTF), The wet burrito, Dumpster, Cheap Shot, Stock boy, Falsetto FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
Conditions: perfect

WOR:
– Motivators to “Dog Days are over” – Florence + The Machine – World’s greatest stretch OYO

The Thang:
“Billy Madison” workout

K-Flutter Kicks (2 is 1)
1-Coupon Curls
2-Air Squats
3-Merkins
4-Supermans
5-Coupon Dips
6-Apollo Onos (2 is 1)
7-Overhead Press
8-American Hammers (2 is 1)
9-One Arm Rows (5R, 5L)
10-Calf Raises w/ toe lift
11-Burpees
12-Blockees

**10 of each

After each round run to the playground for “summer vacation” (play on whatever you desire on the playground for 5-10 seconds) and back to complete the next grade (exercise) and all grades before it.

**I believe Stock boy, The wet burrito were the only ones to complete all 12 grades?? I fell short just before graduation. :sweat:

We finished with a “college/career” Manrise up Hoffa.

Moleskine:
The best and worst things in life are best experienced in community with others. “No man is an island.”

Happy 6th Manniversary to The wet burrito!!

Tags: Mastodon, Samsonite, Too Big To Fail (TBTF), The wet burrito, Dumpster, Cheap Shot, Stock boy, Falsetto

Tar Pit Keeping It Simpler Than Tar Pit

Date: 2026-08-08
AO: Tar Pit
Q: Homie ,
PAX: DQ, T-bone, LeMond, Homie
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
Conditions: sunny (when the lazy sun got around to coming up)

WOR: SSH, arm circles, claps, stretches

The Thang: Keep It Simple Stupid (KISS) workout borrowed from a F3 Space Coast PAX. 100 Merkins. Run a lap.
90 Squats. Run a lap.
80 Merkins…you can see where this is going.
Given the small group we ran this splitoon style, sharing the reps so we stuck together.

No, the merkins did not get easier as the workout continued.

Moleskine: we took our kids (8,5,1) to a Mumford and Suns concert a week ago, which ran from 9pm to 11pm. That’s 2-4 hours past their bedtime. They loved it. Once in a while, throw the rule book out and just do stuff.

Tags: Tar Pit, DQ, T-bone, LeMond, Homie

Flat Earth Flat Earth

Date: 2026-08-08
AO: Flat Earth
Q: Jolly ,
PAX: Swish, White Noise, Boomerang, Cookies, Shiplap, MaiTai, Knuckleball, BigBlue, Cheese, Snatch (F3 NW HWY), Panda Express, Jolly, Archive FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
Conditions:
Nice
WOR:
SSH, down and back
The Thang:
7v6 Ultimate
Moleskine:
Appreciate the time we have with friends and family. It goes way too quickly.

Tags: Flat Earth, Swish, White Noise, Boomerang, Cookies, Shiplap, MaiTai, Knuckleball, BigBlue, Cheese, Snatch (F3 NW HWY), Panda Express, Jolly, Archive

Ground Zero I Have A Bean Pre-Game

Date: 2026-08-07
AO: Ground Zero
Q: Mr Roboto ,
PAX: Stock boy, Endo, Mr. Bean, Toto, Samsonite, The wet burrito, Brainfog, Mr Roboto, Cheap Shot, Manhole, Crack, Phillip Deisch, Cottontail, LeMond FNGs:
COUNT: 14
Conditions:
About 70° and, whaddayaknow? Still very humid.

WOR:
Toy soldiers x10
Tappy Taps x10
SSHs x10

The Thang:
After counting off *gasp* counterclockwise with an assist from YHC, we rucked (6) and ran (8) west. The runners, at first, we’re not quite sure what route to take, but Stock boy straightened them out. Additionally, YHC did not remember the first turn, so Mr. Bean yelled out the street from roughly 20 paces back since Samsonite and I were in some sort of hurry.

Moleskine:
Trust is at a premium these days. I notice it when I walk by people, and we both divert our eyes like we don’t exist. A University of Minnesota study described 4 types of trust that help us form strong communities: – Contractual — people do what they say they will do
– Communication — people let others know what is going on, like during a tornado – Competency — people are capable of doing their job or fulfilling their role – Caring — people are just generally there for each other
How can you help develop more trust in your community?

Tags: Ground Zero, Stock boy, Endo, Mr. Bean, Toto, Samsonite, The wet burrito, Brainfog, Mr Roboto, Cheap Shot, Manhole, Crack, Phillip Deisch, Cottontail, LeMond

Flat Earth Flat Earth

Date: 2026-08-07
AO: Flat Earth
Q: Jolly ,
PAX: D’Count, White Noise, Boomerang, Y2K, Operation (F3 The 618), Knuckleball, Too Big To Fail (TBTF), BigBlue, Bloomer, Cheese, DQ, Pine tar, Dewey, Panda Express, Jolly, Gummi Bear, Headtop, Chopsticks Waffles, Bolt FNGs: 1 Bolt
COUNT: 19
Conditions:
Delightful.
WOR:
SSH, down and back
The Thang:
10v10 Ultimate
Moleskine:
Have fun

Tags: Flat Earth, D’Count, White Noise, Boomerang, Y2K, Operation (F3 The 618), Knuckleball, Too Big To Fail (TBTF), BigBlue, Bloomer, Cheese, DQ, Pine tar, Dewey, Panda Express, Jolly, Gummi Bear, Headtop, Chopsticks Waffles, Bolt

Mastodon Sisyphrustration

Date: 2026-08-06
AO: Mastodon
Q: Stock boy ,
PAX: Spit Valve, What, Big Mac, Too Big To Fail (TBTF), Mr Roboto, LouGee, Stock boy, Phillip Deisch, Falsetto, Bookworm FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
Conditions:
Overcast, mid 60s

WOR:
Motivators, Abe Vigodas, toy soldiers, Michael Phelps

The Thang:
5 teams of 2: we took turns having each team defend against the remaining 8 pax. The defenders line up at the top of Hoffa, and the attackers at the bottom. A 60lb sandbag was placed halfway up the hill. A 5 minute timer started, and each pax on each side had to perform a certain rep count to earn a throw of the bag; the attackers threw uphill, and the defenders downhill. If attackers and defenders were at the bag at the same time, they had to alternate throws between attackers and defenders. If attackers got the bag past the cones at the top of Hoffa before the 5 minute timer elapsed, they won, otherwise the defenders prevailed. We did 5 rounds: 1. 20 curls
2. 20 goblet squats
3. 5 nutcrackers
4. 5 thrusters
5. 3 blockees

The defenders won 3 times, attackers twice.

Playlist:
– Andrew Bird — Sisyphus
– Iron Maiden — Flight of Icarus
– Cream — Tales of Brave Ulysses
– Alice in Chains — Grind
– Led Zeppelin — Misty Mountain Hop
– Grateful Dead — Fire on the Mountain
– Alice in Chains — Again
– Metallica — Atlas, Rise!

Moleskine:
Be grateful for the blessing you receive; don’t let one bad circumstance cause you to take them for granted

Tags: Mastodon, Spit Valve, What, Big Mac, Too Big To Fail (TBTF), Mr Roboto, LouGee, Stock boy, Phillip Deisch, Falsetto, Bookworm

Dark Room Keep it simple, stupid.

Date: 2026-08-06
AO: Dark Room
Q: Framed ,
PAX: Endo, perculator, Toto, Brainfog, Crack, Jolly, Lakers, Manhole, Framed, LeMond, Sparrow FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
Conditions: 67°F

WOR: SSHs, Tappy Taps, Abe Vigodas, Mountain Climbers, Imperial Walkers

The Thang:
– Spittoon – 300 Blockees
– 11s around the short loop – Merkins + BBSUs
– Spittoon – 500 Goblet Squats
– 11s Round 2 – 1 Arm Rows + Hanging Knee Raises

Moleskine: Just got back from a family trip to Shipshewana with a new appreciation for the Amish way of life. Their simple lifestyle has a lot to teach us. As a picture framer, I noticed the craftsmanship and attention to detail throughout our hotel. There was beauty in its simplicity. More than anything, I was reminded to put the phone down, be present with my family, and enjoy what was right in front of me. It was a simple trip… no theme parks, no Vrbo rental. Just time together. A reminder that family vacations don’t have to be flashy to be meaningful.

Tags: Dark Room, Endo, perculator, Toto, Brainfog, Crack, Jolly, Lakers, Manhole, Framed, LeMond, Sparrow

Dark Room Dark Room

Date: 2026-08-04
AO: Dark Room
Q: Manhole ,
PAX: Body Double, Lakers, Manhole, Brainfog, LouGee, Toto, The wet burrito, Crack, perculator FNGs:
COUNT: 9
Conditions: nice!

WOR: sure did

The Thang: UPPER BODY

Moleskine: IYKYK

Tags: Dark Room, Body Double, Lakers, Manhole, Brainfog, LouGee, Toto, The wet burrito, Crack, perculator

Ground Zero Ground Zero Run/Ruck

Date: 2026-08-05
AO: Ground Zero
Q: Crack ,
PAX: Mr Roboto, Pool Boy, Stock boy, Cheap Shot, Crack, Mr. Bean FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
Conditions: humid, 72°F

WOR: SSH, Abe Vigodas, stretch OYO

The Thang: 2 runners, 4 ruckers headed east

Moleskine: The USA was recently listed 17th of the top 17 nations for health and fitness, largely linked to our obesity “epidemic.” Doctors are apparently struggling to figure out how to encourage their patients to exercise. It’s much harder to prescribe exercise than it is to prescribe pills. Get out there and move!

Tags: Ground Zero, Mr Roboto, Pool Boy, Stock boy, Cheap Shot, Crack, Mr. Bean

Tar Pit A Tar Pit Process of Elimination

Date: 2026-08-05
AO: Tar Pit
Q: Lakers ,
PAX: Portage, Bloomer, Lakers, Tortuga, LouGee, T-bone, Too Big To Fail (TBTF) FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
Conditions: 77 degrees, winds S 2mph, 95% humidity, 91% cloud cover, air pressure at 30.02 and rising.

WOR: SSH, Tin Man (or Tin Soldier if you’re a war-monger like Tortuga), stretching

The Thang:
Process of Elimination:
Pax begin the first round doing 10 of each exercise, then run 100m. First person back gets to eliminate an exercise and add 5 reps to their count. Everyone made it to 15 reps. Congrats to LouGee and Bloomer for making it to 20 reps!

Exercises:
1. Coupon Sit-Ups (hold cinder block at chest)
2. American Hammers (2:1)
3. Plank Coupon Pull-Throughs (10 total)
4. Cruchy Frog
5. Flutter Kicks (2:1)
6. V-Ups
7. Heel Touches (2:1)
8. Freddie Mercury (2:1)
9. Coupon Toe Touches (hold block over chest, back on ground) 10. Mountain Climbers (2:1)
Modified to Pfiefer Scissors by Portage who is a bad man. 11. Shoulder Taps (2:1)
12. Pickle Pointers

Moleskine:
Give a gift. My Proud Papa, Sapper, invited me to my first BD and led this workout. What gifts are you giving to others in your life to help them lead others better?

Tags: Tar Pit, Portage, Bloomer, Lakers, Tortuga, LouGee, T-bone, Too Big To Fail (TBTF)