ao_tar_pit Saturday Beatdown

Date: 2025-06-14
AO: ao_tar_pit
Q: T-bone
PAX: LouGee, Archive, Homie, SAGA, T-bone, Da Vinci, Wishbone FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WOR: SSH, Arm Circles, AV, Runners Stretch with yoga dogs

The Thang: 5 Alive on the Prairie Path “BOMBS”
Burpees, Outlaws, Merkins, BBSU, Squats – Presidential trivia question at every 5th light pole for regroup. Ended with 1 hamster wheel lap, 10 Blockees and Boat-Canoe from the F3 Wheaton founder Archive

Moleskine: In an era of increased animosity and partisan politics – try to build bridges and be a good listener. If you want find 3 good things to say about the “other” side or 3 bad things about your side you probably need to reassess your sources of information.

COT: Archive M and their friend Kristin with a high risk pregnancy, Prayers around Israel-Iran conflict, ?

Tags: ao_tar_pit, LouGee, Archive, Homie, SAGA, T-bone, Da Vinci, Wishbone

ao_mastodon TV Show Theme Music Trivia

Date: 2025-06-14
AO: ao_mastodon
Q: Stock boy
PAX: Falsetto, Bloomer, TBTF, Cheap Shot
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WOR:
Side straddle hops, Abe Vigodas, Copperhead squats, bat wings, copperhead merkins

The Thang:
I played a few seconds of a song. The PAX had to identify the show. When they got it wrong, we did reps with coupons for the song’s duration. When they got it right, they did reps without coupons.

Moleskine:
Reach out to a friend you haven’t seen in awhile.

COT:
Cheap Shot and Short Circuit looking for jobs, Falsetto’s M looking for host families for foreign exchange students.

Tags: ao_mastodon, Falsetto, Bloomer, TBTF, Cheap Shot

ao_dark_room Rebalancing Act

Date: 2025-06-12
AO: ao_dark_room
Q: LeMond
PAX: LouGee, Beaker, Jolly, Crack, Manhole, Framed, Noodles, Tortuga, Toto, Lakers FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
Backblast: Rebalancing act
– Warmorama:
– Motivators from 7
– Tappy Taps
– Side leg raises
– Monkey Humpers
– Arm circles forwards and backwards.
– Agility:
– Rocky Balboa
– Along parking lot lines
– Zig zag side-to-side hops; 15 ballerina Squats, then back the same way – Zig zag single leg hops on L; 15 ballerina Squats, then back on R
– Backwards feet together zig-zag hops; 15 ballerina Squats, then back the same way
– Backwards zig zag single-leg hops on R; 15 ballerina Squats, then back on the L – Bent-over reaches: 10 on each leg, slow.
– Balance:
– Stand toe to heel, 1-min hold, eyes closed.
– Sand on one left leg, 1-min hold, eyes closed
– Stand on right leg, 1-min hold, eyes closed
– Thang 2: ultimate control (keep arms up at all times)
– 7 squats
– 7 sumo squats
– 7 side lunges on each side.
– Stand on left leg, arm circles forward.
– Stand on right leg, arm circles backwards.
– Extra: Doggie Paddles:
– In Dog (hands and knees). Extend opposite arm and leg at same time. In cadence, 1 – left arm and right leg extend, 2 – return to Dog, 3 – extend right arm left leg, 4 – return to Dog = 1 complete exercise. Good exercise for strengthening lower back and even the buttocks. For those who need more challenging and need to work on balance, extend arm and leg on same side (quickly reminded of your weak side). – Only what you carry
– Travel around Hacksaw
– 50 thrusters
– 100 uneven merkins on block
– Pick up the 6.
– Moleskin: talking against people when they’re not around.
– Discussed an acquaintance who took 7 years to get his bachelor’s degree. – Some other embarrassing things he did and said.
– Stop doing this.

Tags: ao_dark_room, LouGee, Beaker, Jolly, Crack, Manhole, Framed, Noodles, Tortuga, Toto, Lakers

ao_ground_zero Friday run/ruck

Date: 2025-06-13
AO: ao_ground_zero
Q: Hancock
PAX: Bo-Peep, Cottontail, Crack, Stock boy, Sweet P, The wet burrito, Pool Boy, Katniss, Noodles, Mr Roboto, Dumpster FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WOR: Mountain climbers x 15, stretch OYO

The Thang: We ran south.

Moleskine: When you have an important or difficult thing to say to someone, say it face to face.

COT: Crack’s travels this weekend, Mr Roboto’s family, and Bo-Peep’s M & 2.0 while he’s receiving EMT training out of town

Tags: ao_ground_zero, Bo-Peep, Cottontail, Crack, Stock boy, Sweet P, The wet burrito, Pool Boy, Katniss, Noodles, Mr Roboto, Dumpster

ao_mastodon FBOMBS

Date: 2025-06-12
AO: ao_mastodon
Q: Stock boy
PAX: Panhandle, Da Vinci, Falsetto, Katniss, DQ, pit stop, Linc FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WOR:
Side straddle hops, Abe Vigodas, stretching, toy soldiers, copperhead squats, 1/20th Murph

The Thang:
FBOMBS at the lampposts: Flutter kicks, Bobby Hurleys, Outlaws, Merkins, Burpees, Squats. Takes 30 lampposts to finish: 1. F x 1
2. F x 2
3. F x 3
4. F x 4
5. F x 5
6. F x 5 + B x 1
7. F x 5 + B x 2
8. F x 5 + B x 3
9. F x 5 + B x 4
10. F x 5 + B x 5
11. F x 5 + B x 5 + O x 1
12. F x 5 + B x 5 + O x 2
13. F x 5 + B x 5 + O x 3
14. F x 5 + B x 5 + O x 4
15. F x 5 + B x 5 + O x 5
16. F x 5 + B x 5 + O x 5 + M x 1
17. F x 5 + B x 5 + O x 5 + M x 2
18. F x 5 + B x 5 + O x 5 + M x 3
19. F x 5 + B x 5 + O x 5 + M x 4
20. F x 5 + B x 5 + O x 5 + M x 5
21. F x 5 + B x 5 + O x 5 + M x 5 + B x 1
22. F x 5 + B x 5 + O x 5 + M x 5 + B x 2
23. F x 5 + B x 5 + O x 5 + M x 5 + B x 3
24. F x 5 + B x 5 + O x 5 + M x 5 + B x 4
25. F x 5 + B x 5 + O x 5 + M x 5 + B x 5
26. F x 5 + B x 5 + O x 5 + M x 5 + B x 5 + S x 1
27. F x 5 + B x 5 + O x 5 + M x 5 + B x 5 + S x 2
28. F x 5 + B x 5 + O x 5 + M x 5 + B x 5 + S x 3
29. F x 5 + B x 5 + O x 5 + M x 5 + B x 5 + S x 4
30. F x 5 + B x 5 + O x 5 + M x 5 + B x 5 + S x 5

Cool down:
1/20th Murph, some Mary

Moleskine:
Do something nice for your M, and it might surprise you how much she appreciates it.

COT:
Falsetto’s M looking for hosts for exchange students

Tags: ao_mastodon, Panhandle, Da Vinci, Falsetto, Katniss, DQ, pit stop, Linc

ao_ground_zero The Inaugural Wednesday Run/Ruck

Date: 2025-06-11
AO: ao_ground_zero
Q: Crack
PAX: Audible, Manhole
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
WOR: SSH, Abe Vigodas, Stretch OYO

The Thang: Run or Ruck

Moleskine: I was having a conversation yesterday with someone, and I realized that I had already determined that their opinion/belief was wrong before they had finished talking. This is NOT the right way to handle the situation. We need to stop and truly listen to people before determining the validity of their statement.

Listening involves more than just being talked at.

COT: Praise for God’s blessings

Tags: ao_ground_zero, Audible, Manhole

ao_tar_pit Better Off Without Crack Anyway

Date: 2025-06-11
AO: ao_tar_pit
Q: Panhandle
PAX: Jolly, SAGA, Da Vinci, Banks, DQ, Tortuga, The wet burrito, Stock boy FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WOR: SSHs, abe vigodas, picking daisies

The Thang:

On the track, set up on one corner with coupons. Do reps of coupon exercises then run to other corner and do reps of non-coupon exercises. Start at 10 reps, then 15, then 20, then 15, and then 10.

Coupon exercises: blockies, nutcrackers, offset merkins, goblet squats Non-coupon: burpees, BBSs, merkins, squats

Moleskine: play the long game in your relationships, career, etc.

COT: yep

Tags: ao_tar_pit, Jolly, SAGA, Da Vinci, Banks, DQ, Tortuga, The wet burrito, Stock boy

ao_flat_earth Backblast! Ultimate 6/10/2025

Date: 2025-06-10
AO: ao_flat_earth
Q: Candyland
PAX: Velveeta, TBTF, Tortuga, Jolly, Shiplap, Bloomer, Panda Express, Oompa, Jack, Big Mac, Swish, Candyland, Wagyu FNGs: 1 Wagyu
COUNT: 13
WOR: SSH + Down&Back

The Thang: Ultimate

Moleskine: Even if you aren’t where you want to be, you might be exactly where you need to be, keep moving forwards.

COT:

Tags: ao_flat_earth, Velveeta, TBTF, Tortuga, Jolly, Shiplap, Bloomer, Panda Express, Oompa, Jack, Big Mac, Swish, Candyland, Wagyu

ao_mastodon Abs-olute Beatdown

Date: 2025-06-10
AO: ao_mastodon
Q: Mr Roboto
PAX: Stock boy, Falsetto, Katniss, Audible, LeMond, Pit Stop FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WOR:
Imperial Walkers x10
Goofballs x10
Runner’s Stretch
Batwings x10

The Thang:
(All exercises occur at light post; movements occur in between them.) Part 1
BBSUs x25 at first light post
Bear crawl to next light post
LBCs x30
Crab walk
350 Merkin spitoon

Part 2
Lunge walk
Flutter kicks x30 (4 is 1)
Bernie
Leg lifts x20
Mosey
350 Squat spitton

Part 3
Walk
Box cutters x20
Bear crawl
LBCs x30
Crab walk
350 BBSU spitton

Part 4
Walk to base of Hoffa
Crab walk up
350 calf raise spitoon
Bear crawl down
Al Gore for the 6

Part 5
Walk to flag
7 minutes of Mary

Moleskine:
Ask for help. It’s not a sign of weakness; it’s a sign of strength… and that you’re human.

COT:
LeMond’s M

Tags: ao_mastodon, Stock boy, Falsetto, Katniss, Audible, LeMond, Pit Stop