downrange Bob Wylie Beatdown

Date: 2025-07-26
AO: downrange
Q: Mr Roboto
PAX: Mr Roboto, Thin Mints, Ramblin’
FNGs: None
COUNT: 1
Backblast: Bob Wylie Beat Down
Date: 7/26/25
AO: #ao-legion-of-gloom
PAX: Thin Mints, Ramblin’ , Mr Roboto
FNGs: 0
Q: Thin Mints
Total: 3
Conditions: Upper 70’s and humid

Warm-O-Rama:
Welcomed Mr. Roboto from F3 Wheaton.

Side straddle hops 15xArm circles F&R 10xTapout twist 10xDon Quixote’s 10xGrass Grabbers 10x

The Thang:
The Q had come across a video clip of NFL football coach saying that stretching is overrated. We won two world wars by having guys get in shape doing jumping jacks, push ups, sit ups, rope climbing and running. So that is what we did today. 5 rounds of the following:

Side straddle hops 10x Merkins 10x Big boy sit ups 10x Rope climbers 10x Run or walk the circle

Mary:
Was built in to the thang. So we did a cool down stretching routine. Sky reach, Body hang, Michael Phelps, Open the gate

COT
Prayers for our fellow PAX and all those traveling. Prayers for Ramblin’s recovery from injury. Prayers for 724’s family.

Tags: downrange, Mr Roboto, Thin Mints, Ramblin’

ao_ground_zero Run Club

Date: 2025-07-25
AO: ao_ground_zero
Q: Cottontail
PAX: Noodles, Dr. Phil, LeMond, Stock boy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
WOR: goofballs, SOYO

The Thang: 3 ran W,E, loop. 2 rucked

Moleskine: be consistent on taking care of yourself, keep dental and docs appointments, don’t procrastinate. You’ll pay for it.

COT: traveling mercies for Noodles and Dr.Phil on upcoming trips

Tags: ao_ground_zero, Noodles, Dr. Phil, LeMond, Stock boy

ao_flat_earth Ultimate Sweat

Date: 2025-07-25
AO: ao_flat_earth
Q: Manhole
PAX: Banks, Jolly, Stump, Candyland, Jack, Cheese, Dewey, T.B., Fiona, Shiplap, Manhole, DQ, LouGee, @tbtf ? FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
WOR: sure

The Thang: Frisbee

Moleskine: have fun

COT: travel

Tags: ao_flat_earth, Banks, Jolly, Stump, Candyland, Jack, Cheese, Dewey, T.B., Fiona, Shiplap, Manhole, DQ, LouGee, @tbtf ?

ao_dark_room Crack’s 5 year Manniversary

Date: 2025-07-24
AO: ao_dark_room
Q: Crack
PAX: Manhole, Beaker, LouGee, Tortuga, LeMond, Noodles, Panhandle, Toto, DQ, Flower Boy FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WOR: SSH/Burpees to “Tubthumping”
Abe Vigodas
Bat Wings
Moroccan Night Clubs
Tappy Taps

The Thangs:
1. Elevens at the light poles – merkins/BBSU
2. All About the Benjamins – 25 reps each, 25 walking lunges between exercises, 4 rounds – Curls
– Squats
– Overhead presses
– Hand-Release Merkins

Moleskine: Only 2% of people choose to take the stairs when an escalator or elevator is available. Be the 2% and choose to do the hard things.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/6EDcPmRd6HHh2zdDnapEFS?si=S8wSKsFhRk2BqBmMmxmgvA

COT: Panhandle’s friend, Bill (cancer), one other that I’ve forgotten

Tags: ao_dark_room, Manhole, Beaker, LouGee, Tortuga, LeMond, Noodles, Panhandle, Toto, DQ, Flower Boy

ao_mastodon Leggin’ it around the AO

Date: 2025-07-24
AO: ao_mastodon
Q: Stock boy
PAX: Archive, Mr Roboto, Homie, Jailbreak, Sparrow
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WOR:
10 of each: Abe Vigodas, side squats, imperial walkers, toy soldiers, good mornings

The Thang:
Mosey counter-clockwise along the big park loop, cutting through the middle of the pond, stopping at each lamppost for 10-20 air squats. Along the way, we stopped at a few locations for bonus exercises: 1. Cooties: 20 hanging leg lifts
2. Picnic benches: 30 table lift calf raises
3. Baseball field bleachers: 20 step ups, each leg
4. Pickleball fence: 1 minute wall sit
5. Pool fence: 20 1 legged calf raises, each leg
6. Ladder like thing: 20 4 count flutter kicks
7. Dan Taylor Alley: 8 rounds of Lt. Dans
8. North baseball field bleachers: 20 step ups, each leg
9. Monkey bars: 20 hanging leg lifts
10. North bridge: imperial walk across
11. South bridge: 10 Bulgarian split squats, each leg
12. Hoffa: Bernie up, mosey down, man-rise up, mosey down
13. A small bit of Yoga at the flag

Moleskine:
Don’t give in to fleeting pleasures at the expense of enduring regrets

COT:
Archive’s baby coming soon, Sparrow officiating wedding and preaching in AL, Mr Roboto traveling to Pittsburg, Stock boy’s 2.0s looking for jobs.

Tags: ao_mastodon, Archive, Mr Roboto, Homie, Jailbreak, Sparrow

ao_tar_pit New Adventures

Date: 2025-07-23
AO: ao_tar_pit
Q: Banks
PAX: Da Vinci, Jolly, Panhandle, Tortuga, Banks, DQ, LouGee, Oompa, The wet burrito, Stock boy FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
WOR: the usual
– 7x motivators
– 10x windmills
– 10x mountain man poopers
– 10x merkins IC
– Stretch OYO

The Thang: pearls on a string
We ran with multiple stops on the way
– 11s with merkins and squats
– 12 burpees
– Broad jump burpees to the fire hydrant
– 3 rounds of 10 pull-ups and 10 merkins
– 25 squats
– 25 BBS
– 10 dips at each bench for ~7 benches
– 20 flutter kicks IC

Moleskine:
Be a little better each day

COT:
Stockboy, Tbone and Banks 2.0s

Tags: ao_tar_pit, Da Vinci, Jolly, Panhandle, Tortuga, Banks, DQ, LouGee, Oompa, The wet burrito, Stock boy

ao_flat_earth Ultimate

Date: 2025-07-22
AO: ao_flat_earth
Q: Cheese
PAX: Cheese, T.B., TBTF, Jack, Bloomer, Candyland, Tortuga, DQ, Stump, Jolly, BigBlue, Dewey, Banks, Wagyu, Panda Express FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
WOR:

The Thang:

Moleskine:

COT:

Tags: ao_flat_earth, Cheese, T.B., TBTF, Jack, Bloomer, Candyland, Tortuga, DQ, Stump, Jolly, BigBlue, Dewey, Banks, Wagyu, Panda Express

ao_dark_room Definitely Not Made Up On The Spot Manhole Q

Date: 2025-07-22
AO: ao_dark_room
Q: Manhole
PAX: Flower Boy, Framed, Manhole, Toto, Lakers, Noodles
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WOR: stretch cause I’m aching

The Thang: total body work, scout run, rinse and repeat

Moleskine: enjoy the ones you with

COT: Lakers traveling and headed to a funeral

Tags: ao_dark_room, Flower Boy, Framed, Manhole, Toto, Lakers, Noodles

ao_mastodon 2025 = 45^2

Date: 2025-07-22
AO: ao_mastodon
Q: Beaker
PAX: Dumpster, Jailbreak, Mr Roboto, LeMond, Stock boy, Sparrow, Beaker, Mud FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WOR: 45 sshs, 45 windmills, colts 45s, bolt 45s

The Thang: 45 squared
Cones were set up in a square with sides 45 feet in length. Pax completed 45 reps of an exercise at cone 1, travelled to cone 2, did 45 reps of the same exercise and traveled to cone 3. This pattern continued until PAX completed 45 reps and cone 4 and travelled back to cone 1. Exercises and modes of travel varied according to the list below.

Round 1: Merkins and bear crawls
Round 2: Overhead presses and murder bunnies
Round 3: Leg lifts and broad jump burpees
Round 4: High pulls and rifle carries

Moleskine: One way to keep accelerating is to choose a new challenge in some aspect of your life and attempt to complete it. The type of challenge can (and should) vary. Even if the challenge is in your one aspect of your life (family, career, spiritual, personal) it tends focus you and keep all aspects on track!

COT: travels and 2.0s looking for jobs

Tags: ao_mastodon, Dumpster, Jailbreak, Mr Roboto, LeMond, Stock boy, Sparrow, Beaker, Mud

ao_mastodon A Beatdown on a Thursday

Date: 2025-07-22
AO: ao_mastodon
Q: DQ
PAX: Panhandle, Sparrow, Stock boy, Jailbreak
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5
Warmup
– SSH
– Goofballs
– Abe Vigodas
– Arm circles

The Thang
COOTIES Tabata (20s w / 10s rest) 5 rounds
• Pull-up
• single arm rows (R)
• single arm rows (L)
• coupon swings
• skull crushers

SHOP Tabata (20s w / 10s rest) 3 rounds
• derkins
• table presses
• tricep dips
• upright row
• curls

Yoga
• Plank
• Upward dog
• Downward dog
• Calf stretch – left
• Calf stretch – right
• Runners pose
• Warrior 1
• Warrior 2
• Reverse warrior
• Warrior 2
• Right angle pose
• Twisting right angle pose
• Runners pose
• REPEAT FOR OTHER LEG

Moleskin
Nothing’s more important than your relationship with Jesus, your wife, and your kids. Everything else is secondary. Check in every so often asking how is our relationship? If you think everything is great, but they don’t, everything is likely not great

COT

Tags: ao_mastodon, Panhandle, Sparrow, Stock boy, Jailbreak