Date: 2026-07-02
AO: Mastodon
Q: Sparrow ,
PAX: Mr Roboto, Samsonite, Cookies, Hancock, Homie, Stock boy, Sparrow, What, Big Mac, Endo, Archive, Knuckleball, Sub-2 FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
Conditions:
WOR: warmups. 50 SSH. MMP’rs etc.
Thing 1: Duck jousting, 3 rounds.
MVD: stockboy
Thing 2: AngryBirds
Team A runs up the hill and stacks boxes.
Team B does a Pax Carry and drops the carried Pax near the boxes. Wherever the carried pax lands, he anchors one foot and swats boxes with a flat hand (no opposable thumbs.) Throwing is allowed if the box isn’t gripped. Box Stacking stops when the first box is swatted.
Points awarded to team A if any box is still stacked at the end.
Several rounds of pax carry, and two of bearcrawl.
Recovery burpee interlude.
(Notes on the game: it wasn’t as grueling as I thought, if you weren’t carrying a pax)
Cooldown: “Africa” by Toto. Burpee every time he says “I get knocked down”
Moleskin:
Mitch hedberg: I used to use drugs. I still use drugs, but I also used to.
Getting preached at doesn’t work as well as I’d like, but discovery learning sinks in deep.
You may have a million questions in your head, but focus on the few things you know for sure.
Tags: Mastodon, Mr Roboto, Samsonite, Cookies, Hancock, Homie, Stock boy, Sparrow, What, Big Mac, Endo, Archive, Knuckleball, Sub-2
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