Mastodon Star Course

Date: 2026-09-01
AO: Mastodon
Q: Too Big To Fail (TBTF) ,
PAX: Too Big To Fail (TBTF), Audible, Tenderfoot, Beaker, Mr Roboto, Stock boy, Falsetto FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
Conditions:
already hot and too many mosquitos

WOR:
– Abe Vegodas
– SSH
– Arm Circle routine
– CH Squats
– CH Merkins

The Thang:
Start at a central BASE, do 3 blockees, then roll the di to see what adventure awaits you (Adventure 1-6 outlined below). Rinse and Repeat

Adventures:
1 (Hoffa) – shoulder carry, OH press x25, murder bunny
2 (bridge) – shoulder carry, feet on rail side plan (down and back), curl carry 3 (light post/path intersection) – shoulder carry, curls x50, rifle carry 4 (home plate) – rifle carry, sprint the bases, rifle carry
5 (SHOP) – shoulder carry, coupon squats x25, bear crawl drag 6 (COOTIES) – shoulder carry, pull-ups x10, OH press carry

Moleskine:
Who you are in the solution of an issue can be bigger than the issue itself. Mistakes and challenges will happen but embrace the opportunity that comes from.

Tags: Mastodon, Too Big To Fail (TBTF), Audible, Tenderfoot, Beaker, Mr Roboto, Stock boy, Falsetto