Date: 2026-11-14
AO: Flat Earth
Q: Banks ,
PAX: Bloomer, Cheese, Banks, Snatch (F3 NW HWY), Gummi Bear, Pancake, Big Mac, BigBlue, Tortuga, Knuckleball, Jolly, Shiplap, White Noise, Endo, DQ FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
Conditions:
F3 Moleskin – Ultimate Beatdown :flying_disc:
The Thang: Ultimate Frisbee – Where cardio meets combat, friendships are tested, and nobody remembers the actual score.
The pax gathered for what was advertised as a friendly game of Ultimate Frisbee. What followed was less of a friendly game and more of a full-contact conditioning session disguised as a recreational activity.
We started with high hopes, fresh legs, and plenty of confidence. Those hopes quickly disappeared somewhere between the first sprint, the first questionable layout attempt, and the realization that nobody in the group had any idea what the actual rules were.
There were some impressive catches, a few athletic plays, and several throws that could best be described as experimental. The end zones saw plenty of action, the sidelines saw plenty of excuses, and the ground collected its fair share of fallen warriors. Moleskin Observations:
– Apparently, everyone is a former college athlete until it’s time to run. – Some of the best defensive plays involved simply getting in the way. – A few pax discovered muscles they hadn’t used since high school gym class.
– The phrase “I’m open!” was heard frequently, usually by someone who was absolutely not open. – Nobody knows the final score, but everyone agrees they won. – The most impressive athletic achievement was getting back up after a layout. The Takeaway:
Ultimate Frisbee was a great reminder that fitness doesn’t always have to involve counting reps or staring at the clock. Sometimes it’s about competing, laughing, pushing yourself, and enjoying the fellowship of the men beside you.
We may not have improved our frisbee skills, but we definitely got better at suffering together. COT Thought:
Life is a team sport. We all have days when we’re making great catches and days when we’re dropping the easy ones. The important thing is to keep showing up, support the guys around you, and never be afraid to make the next play.
Announcements: Leave it all on the field. Hydrate, stretch, and maybe ice whatever hurts. SYITG! :flying_disc::muscle:
No frisbees were harmed in the making of this beatdown. Several hamstrings remain under investigation.
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Tags: Flat Earth, Bloomer, Cheese, Banks, Snatch (F3 NW HWY), Gummi Bear, Pancake, Big Mac, BigBlue, Tortuga, Knuckleball, Jolly, Shiplap, White Noise, Endo, DQ
