Exit the Nineties (aka Da Vinci’s Folly)

Backblast: Exit the Nineties
Date: 9/15/22
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PAX: @jolly @saga @pinkdrink @bloomer @Janhus @spokes @poolboy @majorette @T-Bone @panhandle @bopeep @bigmac @patdown @hancock @tortuga @archive @Davinci
FNGs: 2
Q:@Davinci
Total: 19

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After entering the Nineties on Tuesday, today we exit them with a workout set to the late Nineties album OK Computer, which critiques assent to computer technology, but which was only possible because of computer technology.

Warmorama follow the leader.

Jacobs Ladder:  7 burpees (at this point Da Vinci blew a calf muscle, imparting at great cost to himself the crucial life lesson of not Qing twice in the same week)

Workout with these two exercises with each song.

  1. Derkens and Dutch Bazookas
  2. Dips and Dollys
  3. Curls & LBCs
  4. Overhead Press & Outlaws
  5. Skullcrushers & Scissor Kick
  6. Merkens and Mary of your choice
  7. Rows & Russian Twists
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Moleskin: In his book The Life We’re Looking For Andy Croush makes a distnction between DEVICES VS. INSTRUMENTS

Fill your home with devices that play music, and the chance that you will maintain the habits of practice that aallow you to make music yourself, to create rather than consume, will shrink. Sign up for an unlimited video-streaming service, and somehow the time available for reading books – and concentrating on them – will seem to dwindle.

Instruments expand the capacity of human beings without shrinking other parts of us at the same time. They do so because they extend our capacities by further developing our hearts, souls, minds, and strength – further involving us in the glorious and difficult work of being persons in the world.   (140,142).

Enter the Nineties

Backblast: Enter the Nineties
Date: 9/13/22
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PAX: @LeMond @poolboy @pinkdrink @spokes @saga @maniac @T-Bone @Tortuga @patdown @panhandle @hancock @majorette @jolly @davinci
FNGs: 0
Q:@Davinci
Total: 14

This week we enter the Nineties with a workout set to the early Nineties album Siamese Dream.

Warmorama to “Disarm” follow the leader

Jacobs Ladder:  9 burpees

  1. Lunges and LBCs
  2. Hand Release Merkens and American Hammers
  3. Squats and Flutters
  4. Side straddle hops and BBSU
  5. Wide Merkens and Leg Lifts
  6. Bonnie Blairs and Crunchy Frogs

Jacobs Ladder:  3 burpees 

Moleskin: In his book Christ is Time which puts Nineties music into conversation with theology, my friend Mark Edwards says, “I have learned more Christian theology from what Nietzsche rejects than from what most professing Christian theologian affirm…”

Commenting on the lyrics “Today is the greatest day” he contrasts two ways of making that claim.

First, he cites Nietzshe:

“If some day or night a demon were to sneak after you into your loneliest loneliness and say to you, ‘This life as you now live it and have lived it, you will have to live once more and innumerable times more, and there will be nothing new in it …’ How well disposed you have to become to yourself to love to crave nothing more fervently…”

But instead of this Mark counsels not the idolatrous seizing of time, but gratitude for it:

 “When Christ is encountered, when one repents of trying to be the Übermensch at the center of all history, when one sets aside one’s own master plan and simply follows the Rabbi down uncharted roads, then one begins to understand that this life, our lives, her life and indeed my today is a gift of the crucified and resurrected Lord of Time, who is Jesus of Nazareth.”  (p. 150).

COT: Prayers for Maniac, Naomi, Lemond.

Clusterfreeze

Backblast: Monday Run/Ruck club
Date: Monday, 1/03/22
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PAX: @Jolly@Tortuga@8Track@Panhandle@Sparrow@Archive@Shiplap@Cheese@Ranger Rick@TBTF@Da Vinci
FNGs: 0
Q@Da Vinci
Total: 12
Conditions: 7 degrees
Warm-Up: Burpees to Cold as Ice.
The Thang: We ran, we rucked. And we had enough PAX (exceeding the 7 degrees) to count as a CLUSTERFREEZE.                                                                                                                           Moleskin: “Does a tall man deserve to be tall? Does Prince Steren deserve to be the son of a king? A bird might think he deserves to swim as well as a fish, but if he sits moping on the riverbank instead of using the wings God gave him, the fox is going to eat him. “Your brother would rather have his own way than be happy. He’s thrown away the grace he was given because it’s not the grace he had in mind.” The Truthspeaker paused to reflect on that. “There’s not much hope for a person who won’t live in the grace he’s given.”
 ―  Jonathan Rogers,  The Secret of the Swamp King (edited) 

St. Nick Run/Ruck


Date: 12/06/2021
AO: #ao_mastodon
PAX: @Jolly @Sparrow @Spokes @Cheese @Tortuga @Beaker @Panhandle @Shiplap @SAGA @Zoro @Archive @Da Vinci
FNGs: 0
Q: @Da Vinci
Total: 12WOR

After the Saint Nick EC we ran and we rucked.

From William Bennett’s The True St. Nicholas

Yes, Santa Claus is sometimes overexposed and exploited. But anything good is open to being exploited. In fact, anything good is likely to be exploited. Such is human nature. Saint Nicholas, in his heyday, was arguably just as overused and overexposed as Santa Claus is today. People called upon him to fulfill every conceivable desire, from finding a husband to conquering an enemy. The citizens of Bari went so far as to steal his bones to give their city a boost. For that matter, Saint Nicholas was well connected with commerce and materialism long before Santa Claus came along. Many a ship captain prayed to Nicholas for a profitable voyage, many a merchant invoked his name in sealing a lucrative deal. Trade guilds appropriated him in hopes of selling more buttons, barrels, and boots.

Even so… “Santa Claus is, in a very real sense, the result of a Christ-inspired goodness that has rippled down seventeen centuries, from Nicholas’ time to our own. Despite secularization and commercialization, Santa Claus is a manifestation of Nicholas’s decision to give to others. The history of Saint Nicholas is a kind of miracle in itself. It is a legacy that resonates with God’s love.”

Takeaway: Behind Santa Claus is Saint Nicholas, and behind Saint Nicholas is the Christ whom he defended, suffered for, and in whose name he gave gifts.

Arctic Grail

That is, the Northwest Passage Workout.

Date: Tuesday, 11/9/2021

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PAX: @SAGA @Spoke @Hotbox @PandaExpress @Tortuga @Zoro @Wetburrito @Bloomer @Hancock @TBTF @Katniss @BigMac @T-Bone @Aloha @Pink Drink @Bumble @Sparrow @Calvin Klein @8Track @Banks @Gummibear @CapnCrunch @Jolly @Panhandle @Da Vinci

FNG: 2

Q: @Da Vinci

Total: 25

Warmorama to Stan Rogers’s Northwest Passage. Omens: Lady Jane drapes her husband’s sleeping body with the flag she sowed for him; they name the ships “Terror” and “Erebus” (goddess of chaos and darkness)

Depart May 1845, Mozy to evoke the smooth sailing.

Last seen by whalers July 1845: Kraken burpees to The Wellerman.

Two lights forward one light back (with Kraken burpee at back light)

THE MISTAKE: Peel sound: Hands only on bridge.

Marooned 25 miles off King William Island, 60 miles from success (60 BBSU)

Sledge attempt: Burpee death marh (Bear crawl scout run with 5 burpees at back)

AMRAP (7 ways to die, 7 abyss merkens, 7 dips, 7 bench squats) during the rock remix of Northwest Passage

Cannibalism: Plank contest, losers run to top of hoffa for fence derkens

Moleskin: Was the 1845 expedition just a “failure”? Was Sir John Franklin, a devout Christian, just seeking glory? Was it marked by hubris (outrageous arrogance)? Can both be true? We should beware false grails and the horrible disease that afflicts we older men, “stillgotitis” Though I must say that it didn’t make sense to me until our discussion afterwards. Hotbox pointed out that Franklin’s Bible or journal had the passage marked “if I dwell inn the uttermost parts of the sea, you are there.” Sparrow pointed out the inevitability of death. Later journeys (Roald Amundsen) learned the need to humbly learn from the Inuit (many of whom are themselves Christian! ). Saga pointed out that “success is the formation of a soul.”

On those terms, perhaps the mission was a success.

Merken History Beatdown

July 4th would be meaningless without October 19th, when (240 years ago today), the siege of Yorktown concluded in 1781. This was the end of the Revolutionary War, leading ten years later to the Bill of Rights. It is beyond the power of your local free men’s workout group to determine if this was a just war (Canada achieved independence without one), but leadership within this war did keep others from dying. We will reenact thee war, premised on the Bill of Rights that it led to, ten years later in 1791.

Warmorama to Neil Diamond’s “They’re Coming to America” (follow the Q body scan).

Zip line cannon balls while PAX do burpees to commemorate the Battle of the Chesapeake where the English Navy was defeaated by the French, making the siege of Yorktown possible.

THE SIEGE: First person done is Alexander Hamilton who storms Redoubt 10 and we all follow. Numbers are either 49 (age of Washington), 26 (age of Hamilton) or 81 (year of battle)The First Amendment provides several rights protections: to express ideas through speech and the press, to assemble or gather with a group to protest or for other reasons, and to ask the government to fix problems. It also protects the right to religious beliefs and practices. It prevents the government from creating or favoring a religion.  THRUSTERS. The Second Amendment protects the right to keep and bear arms.  CURLS. The Third Amendment prevents government from forcing homeowners to allow soldiers to use their homes. Before the Revolutionary War, laws gave British soldiers the right to take over private homes. FLUTTERKICKS. The Fourth Amendment bars the government from unreasonable search and seizure of an individual or their private property.  BURPEES. The Fifth Amendment provides several protections for people accused of crimes. It states that serious criminal charges must be started by a grand jury.  A person cannot be tried twice for the same offense (double jeopardy) or have property taken away without just compensation. People have the right against self-incrimination and cannot be imprisoned without due process of law (fair procedures and trials.)   AMERICAN HAMMERS. The Sixth Amendment provides additional protections to people accused of crimes, such as the right to a speedy and public trial, trial by an impartial jury in criminal cases, and to be informed of criminal charges. Witnesses must face the accused, and the accused is allowed his or her own witnesses and to be represented by a lawyer.  MERKENSThe Seventh Amendment extends the right to a jury trial in Federal civil cases. MUCHO LEGGOThe Eighth Amendment bars excessive bail and fines and cruel and unusual punishment. HAND RELEASE BURPEESThe Ninth Amendment states that listing specific rights in the Constitution does not mean that people do not have other rights that have not been spelled out.  Skull crushers or BBSU. The Tenth Amendment says that the Federal Government only has those powers delegated in the Constitution. If it isn’t listed, it belongs to the states or to the people. COUPON WORKOUT OF YOUR CHOICE.

Moleskin: “If we forget about this spiritual revolution growing out of the Great Awakening and concentrate only on the nation’s political origins, we have no way to explain one of the most striking features of contemporary America… it is remarkably religious. Jonathan Edwards is a towering figure among the founding fathers of the first American revolution, the spiritual revolution of the awakening. He was the Thomas Jefferson of that revolution, not only its leading philosopher but also a sometimes controversial practical leader. George Whitefield was the George Washington of the awakening, the widely admired general in the field.” -George Marsden. Yes, it’s true that Washington, Jefferson, Edwards and Whitfield owned slaves. We need to sit with that. And we also need to sit with the fact that Jonathan Edwards Junior (Edwards’ son) was an abolitionist. That is where the energy of the Great Awakening was leading.

COT: Prayers for many things articulated by many PAX. Gratitude for a country whose ideals can include more and more people – the “We” keeps getting bigger, but which requires more than the limiting ideals of the Bill of Rights to endure. PAX: @MajorCrunch, @8Traack, @Panhandle, @BoPeep, @Zoro, @Jolly, @Bloomer, @Hotbox, @Tortuga, @T-Bone, @Beaker, @PandaExpress, @Banks, @Shiplap, @BigMac, @Sparrow, @Saga, @DaVinci (Q)

BLOOD ON THE PAX: THE BOB DYLAN BEATDOWN

Warmorama: Follow the leader body scan to Meet me in the Morning

The Thang: With partner, keep doing single exercise while your partner summits Hoffa, runs to the path and back. Try to match your reps the next round.

Music is a combination of Blood on the Tracks (1974) with Slow Train Comin’ (1979)

When you Gonna Wake Up: Merkens

Shelter from the Storm: Culrs

Precious Angel: Curls

I Believe in Your: Rows

Buckets of Rain: Overhead Press

Slow Train Comin’: Dips

Change My Way of Thinkin’: Lunges

Tangled Up in Blue: LBCs

Moleskin: The last minute of When He Returns:

Surrender your crown on this blood stained ground, take off your mask
He sees your deeds, he knows your needs even before you ask
How long can you falsify and deny what is real
How long can you hate yourself for the weakness you conceal
Of every earthly plan that be known to man, he is unconcerned
He’s got plans of his own to set up his throne
When he returns

PAX present: @panhandle, @hotbox, @pandaexpress, @ralphy, @tortuga, @bloomer, @8track, @yankee, @bigmac, @saga, @aloha, @gummibear, @jolly, @banks, @crack, @katniss, @cookies, @davinci (Q)

Sweating to the Oldies (2000s)

On August 10th the reverse timeline began as we move through the decades.

After a warm up to Eminem’s Lose Yourself (full body scan following the Q, neck rolls, arm circles, tappy taps, goofballs) we gathered at the base of Hoffa for a millennium.

The Thang: First Pax to 100 runs to the hill and ends the exercise for all. On return Pax can resume said exercise or switch to Mary of his choice. Winner gets a 5 burpee penalty for next round but also gets to choose the next exercise. The set list:

Moleskin: Many refugees see our suburban world, jaded to the teenager, as paradise itself. What in your life could you stand to look at like a refugee?

COT: DaVinci (Q) Panhandle, BigMac, Hotbox, Jolly, Baker, Aloha, Drumline, TBTF, Cookies, Dottie, Blues Clues, Sparrow, Capn Crunch.

Appetite for Destruction Beatdown

November Rain Warmorama (Abe Vagodas, Tappy Taps, calfs & quads, arm circles, Michael Phelps)

Alternate exercise at your own discretion during each song. Mandatory AYG up hill when you choose once during each song

If you hear a bad word: 5 Blockees

Push yourself: “The Goldilocks Rule state that humans experience peak motivation when working on tasks that are right on the edge of their current abilities.” Atomic Habits, 237.s

Song: Welcome to the Jungle

Dollys & Derkins

Song: Nightrain

BBSU & Burpees

Song: Out Ta Get Me

Curls & LBCs

Song: Mr. Brownstone

Overhead Press & Outlaws

Song: Paradise City

Skullcrushers & Scissor kicks

Song: Think About You

Merkens & Mary of your choice

Song: Sweet Child O’ Mine

Burpees & Bonnie Blairs

Moleskin (timed to coincide with end of Welcome to the Jungle)

“Despite his severe misgivings about the faith in which he was raised, crosses dominate not only the UYI-era videos, but his image since then as well. These days he seldom appears on stage without an enormous cross necklace, an accessory which could be dismissed as a fashion statement, were it not accompanied by his outspoken affection for and collection of antique crucifixes. One can only presume that something about the central symbol of Christianity must have stuck with him. Fortune and shame may have eaten Axl alive, judgment and criticism may have dogged him inside and out, but apparently Calvary never lost its attraction. Not even the most toxic of religious upbringings, decadent of worldly indulgences, or protracted of psychological quagmires could strip it of its power.” -David Zahl (The Secret History of William Axl Rose)

Pax present: Jolly, Bloomer, Saga, Beaker, Tortuga, BOGO, Drumline, Ranger Rick, 8 Track, Capn Crunch, Panda Express, Panhandle, T-Bone, Katniss, Da Vincei (Q)

Frisbee Curlfest a.k.a. Disc School

Katniss, Shiplap, Milkduds, Jolly, Panhandle, Noodles, Whittler, Banks, Archive, Sparrow, Tortuga, Da Vinci (Q) showed up for the Frisbee Curlfest.

Warmorama: Motivators, Arm Circles, Windmills

The Thang: Skills were tested with rewards/punishments based on completion.

Moleskin (from James Clear’s Atomic Habits, but could just as well be from Romans 12:6)

Prayers of gratitude and intercession were offered. Good discussion about finding your strenghts at coffeeteria.