Flat Earth IPC Week two

Date: 2026-09-18
AO: Flat Earth
Q: Tortuga ,
PAX: Tortuga, Endo
FNGs:
COUNT: 2
Conditions: perfect

WOR: a little OYO

The Thang: IPC WEEK TWO

Run 100 yards
12 Bonnies (2-count)
Bernie 100 yards (back to start line)
12 HR pushups
Jimothy Bear Crawl 25 yards
Finish with a somersault into the WW1s
12 WW1s
Crawl Bear 25 yards (back to start line)
12 Burpees
That is Round 1.

Increase reps by 12 each round

Moleskine: Be willing to pivot.

Tags: Flat Earth, Tortuga, Endo

Mastodon Mastodon IPC pivot

Date: 2026-09-17
AO: Mastodon
Q: Tortuga ,
PAX: Tortuga, Mr Roboto, Archive
FNGs:
COUNT: 3
Conditions: heavy rain at times, some great thunder and lightning

WOR: ssh, batwings, Abe Vigodas

The Thang: in the SHOP
Wide range of work including, but not limited to:
Merkins, table shrugs, table calf raises, side table leans, bbsu, jump squats, leg raises, abyss merkins, Bonnie Blairs, plank off, squat off, groiners, ssh, Jack Webb to 10 and 40. Boat canoe
Soundtrack by John Van Deusen: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4Zyd7CE0QEpyn0c9Fuug9p?si=Mf_UxBVkQzKmOUII4J3vXg&utm_source=copy-link

Moleskine: things don’t always go as planned. Let your kids know that you can pivot. Don’t deny the frustration, but show them how you work through it.

Tags: Mastodon, Tortuga, Mr Roboto, Archive

Tar Pit You Like TABATA…or at least saying TABATA…

Date: 2026-09-16
AO: Tar Pit
Q: Panhandle ,
PAX: Spit Valve, Panhandle, Da Vinci, Tortuga
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
Conditions: light rain but lovely

WOR: SSHs, arm circles, good mornings, cottonhead copperhead squats

The Thang:

Tabata workout with 8 rounds of each exercise 20 seconds on with 10 second rest. 1-minute rest between exercises. – squat jumps
– coupon (or big rock) swings
– ‘muricans (alternating between hands on block and hands wider) – goblet squats
– plank jacks
– dips
– leg lifts
– Panhandle PT (hip exercises)

Moleskine: don’t neglect friendship

Tags: Tar Pit, Spit Valve, Panhandle, Da Vinci, Tortuga

Ground Zero Ground Zero Run/Ruck

Date: 2026-09-16
AO: Ground Zero
Q: Mr. Bean ,
PAX: Cheap Shot, Topham, Mr Roboto, Audible, Mr. Bean
FNGs:
COUNT: 5
Conditions: Drizzle

WOR: SSH OYO

The Thang: 1 Run 4 Ruck East

Moleskine: Be present in the moment. No distractions

Tags: Ground Zero, Cheap Shot, Topham, Mr Roboto, Audible, Mr. Bean

Tar Pit Tar Pit

Date: 2026-09-14
AO: Tar Pit
Q: LouGee ,
PAX: Chuck, Da Vinci, SAGA, The wet burrito, Panhandle, Tortuga, LouGee, Big Mac, Jolly, Too Big To Fail (TBTF), Beaker FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
Conditions:
47 degrees, 93% humidity, 3 mph winds from the NNE, fair skies. WOR:
30x SSH, 10x Arm Circles (f-b), Flying Nun (to the Vespa and back) The Thang:
https://f3greenwood.org/all/ironpax-challenge/ironpax-challenge-2026-week-2-raise-the-flag! Moleskine:
Keep stacking positive events (ie workouts). It will add up down the road.

Tags: Tar Pit, Chuck, Da Vinci, SAGA, The wet burrito, Panhandle, Tortuga, LouGee, Big Mac, Jolly, Too Big To Fail (TBTF), Beaker

Flat Earth Flat Earth

Date: 2026-09-15
AO: Flat Earth
Q: Panda Express ,
PAX: Shiplap, Babe, Gummi Bear, Tortuga, Cheese, Y2K, Candyland, MaiTai, Banks, Swish, Has Been, Jolly, Panda Express, Spokes, Pine tar, Pancake, Snatch (F3 NW HWY), Knuckleball, headtop FNGs: None
COUNT: 19
Conditions: at least one more that I’m forgetting. I blame ROTC for not having video.

WOR: ssh

The Thang: frisbee

Moleskine: have fun

Tags: Flat Earth, Shiplap, Babe, Gummi Bear, Tortuga, Cheese, Y2K, Candyland, MaiTai, Banks, Swish, Has Been, Jolly, Panda Express, Spokes, Pine tar, Pancake, Snatch (F3 NW HWY), Knuckleball, headtop

Dark Room IronPAX Week 2

Date: 2026-09-15
AO: Dark Room
Q: Framed ,
PAX: LeMond, Framed, Flower Boy, Brainfog, Dumpster, Toto, perculator, Manhole, Oompa FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
Conditions: Fantastic

WOR: SSHs, Mountain Climbers, Abe Vigodas, Imperial Walkers

The Thang: IronPAX Week 2:
https://f3greenwood.org/all/ironpax-challenge/ironpax-challenge-2026-week-2-raise-the-flag

Moleskine: As we progress in life, things get harder, or schedules get busier, and there’s more obstacles to jump over. Be willing to adapt and go with the flow. One day at time.

*Special shoutout to Oompa. Welcome, and hope to see you back soon at ao_dark_room!

Tags: Dark Room, LeMond, Framed, Flower Boy, Brainfog, Dumpster, Toto, perculator, Manhole, Oompa

Mastodon Tour d’Mastodon

Date: 2026-09-15
AO: Mastodon
Q: Beaker ,
PAX: Too Big To Fail (TBTF), Endo, Sparrow, Audible, Beaker, Mr Roboto, Falsetto, Ankles FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
Conditions: Perfect. 65 with a beautiful sunrise.

WOR: Mosey around Hoffa with high knees, butt kickers, and karaoke thrown in for good measure. 5 up-down planks, 5 copper head merkins, 5 copperhead squats, 5 copperhead bbsus

The Thang:
5 alive
Start at one lamp post and perform 1 rep of an exercise. Go to the next lamp post and perform 2 reps. Continue the pattern through the 5th lamp post. At the 6th lamp post complete 5 reps of the first exercise and 1 of the second. Complete this patter until lamp post 25 where PAX complete 5 reps each of 5 different exercises.

After each 5th lamp post, stop and complete a spittoon. Every bridge, cross on your hand with your feet on the railing.

Exercises
Burpees
Up-down planks
Star jumps
BBSUs
Lunges

Spittoons
#1: 300 merkins
#2: 300 leg lifts
#3: 300 merkins
#4: 300 leg lifts

Moleskine:
Build institutions that will support and carry on your values.

Tags: Mastodon, Too Big To Fail (TBTF), Endo, Sparrow, Audible, Beaker, Mr Roboto, Falsetto, Ankles

North Beach Sandbags, Coffee, and Mini Pancakes

Date: 2026-09-14
AO: North Beach
Q: Dumpster ,
PAX: Manhole, Dumpster, Brainfog, None, but wouldn’t it be great if we got some FNGs to join us at North Beach!
FNGs: 2 None, but wouldn’t it be great if we got some FNGs to join us at North Beach! COUNT: 3
Conditions: Cooler than Summer

WOR:
Arm circles
Michael Phelps
Hillbillies
Sandbag sit squats
Butterfly stretch

The Thang:
At start

Wake me Up – Avicii
Wipers on the ground (verse)
Sandbag sit-ups (chorus)
Box cutters on musical interlude
(Repeat until end of song)

Move to other side of AO via…

Sandbag Scout Jog – on path to the other side of field

Bloodline & Fever Dream – Alex Warren
Clean Lift overhead, to shoulders, drop behind 10x
Run to first goal and back, repeat lifts/ drops 10x
Run to second goal and back, repeat lifts/ drops 10x
(Repeat)

Move back to starting side of AO via…

Walking back in a triangle shape, holding all sandbags together one end in each hand. March 40 paces, stop, drop sandbags and do 20 squats. Switch front leader and continue and repeat until back to Plymouth Rock.

Move to playground

The Middle – Jimmy Eat World
Throw bag to opposite side
Murder bunny back
Carry sandbag up slide stairs, push sand bag down and then go down twisty slide

Don’t Let me Down – The Chainsmokers
In a line around the playground perimeter- scout sandbag pass sandbags leapfrog style (pax # minus one bag)

Warrior – Imagine Dragons
Clean lifts (on verse)
Lateral lunges (on chorus)
(Repeat until end of song)

Recover Recover

Moleskine:
Show grace and mercy to people when you can. I shared a brief story about speeding while driving last month. A cop pulled me over and generously gave me a warning and did not issue a ticket. :pray:

Tags: North Beach, Manhole, Dumpster, Brainfog, None, but wouldn’t it be great if we got some FNGs to join us at North Beach!

Ground Zero It’s Monday Again

Date: 2026-09-14
AO: Ground Zero
Q: Mr Roboto ,
PAX: Flower Boy, Endo, Mr. Bean, Pool Boy, Mr Roboto
FNGs:
COUNT: 5
Conditions:
Pretty chilly! About 55°, but honestly perfect conditions for a run or ruck.

WOR:
Stretched out and did some goofballs.

The Thang:
We went north again since we were not able to go that way for so long over the summer. It was nice to go through the marsh again and come out with the same number of bug bites as we went in with.

Moleskine:
If you feel “off,” it might not be anything you can control. Give yourself grace and consider the circumstances that may be contributing to your feeling. For instance, I donated blood on Saturday. I was feeling tired yesterday morning, and I was wondering why when I had a good night’s sleep. “What’s wrong with me?” I thought. Then, I realized I was missing 10% of the blood in my body and was probably tired in part from that. Consider this as the time to shift the clocks back approaches, too.

Tags: Ground Zero, Flower Boy, Endo, Mr. Bean, Pool Boy, Mr Roboto