Alex Trebek brought the beatdown today.
F3 Wheaton is as strong mentally as it is physically. Out of 28 questions, 19 were answered correctly and 9 were incorrect, which led the Pax to complete 565 total reps of every exercise, including 100 burpees.
We serendipitously ended right on time, finishing the last question as the buzzer rang.
Welcome DeadDrop.
Potent Potables |
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You need this liquor to make a moscow mule |
(WHAT IS VODKA) |
25 |
Monkey Humpers |
White creme de menthe & this liquor put the sting in a stinger |
(WHAT IS BRANDY) |
30 |
Kettle Bell Swings |
This scandinavian liquor is made by redistilling alcohol made from grain or potatoes |
(WHAT IS AQUAVIT) |
20 |
Burpees |
Bitcoin |
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This word is used to describe the creation of new bitcoin |
Mining |
10 |
Big Boy Situps |
Are Bitcoin purchases, Pseudonymous, Anonymous, or Publically viewable? |
Pseudonymous. |
20 |
Flutter Kicks |
Bitcoin lacks fungibility. Define Fungible? |
Able to replace or be replaced by another identical item; mutually interchangeable. |
20 |
Burpees |
F3 Exicon |
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The Pickle Pounder |
Begin in an elbow plank then alternate hip flexion and extension in cadence. |
30 |
The Pickle Pounder |
Rockette Dips |
Perform dips with alternating leg kick at the nadir of the dip. |
10 |
Rockette Dips |
Mario |
Double Box jumps on picnic tables (or stairs)… Jump to seat, jump to tabletop, stand up, walk down. |
20 |
Mario |
The office |
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If you’re doing CPR and the patient dies, what should you do next. |
Harvest the Organs |
1 min |
Plank |
When Michael Scott hands a giant check for $340 dollars to a stripper dressed as a nurse. Who is the check made out to? |
Science |
10 |
Carolina Dry Docks |
What is Dwite’s porcupine named: |
Henrietta |
25 |
Merkins |
Jack Handy |
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I bet for an Indian, shooting an old fat pioneer woman in the back with an arrow, and she fires her shotgun into the ground as she falls over, |
is like the top thing you can do. |
40 |
Chest Press |
If Alien was my friend, I’d like to be with him when he went to the dentist. |
When they started drilling, he’d probably go nust and start eating everybody. That Alien! |
30 |
Curls |
I’d like to be buried indian-style, where they put you up on a high rack above the ground. That way, |
You could get hit by meteorites and not even feel it. |
10 |
Burpees |
Star Wars |
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In Revenge of the Sith and Attack of the Clones, what color is Yoda’s lightsaber? |
Green |
20 |
Shoulder Taps |
The planet Endor got it’s name from another famous narrative, what was the name of the narrative? |
The Bible. Saul and the witch of Endor. |
30 |
Murder Bunnies |
What were Luke’s aunt and uncle’s jobs on Tatooine? |
Moisture farmers |
10 |
Scull Crushers |
Billionaires |
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Who is the youngest billionaire listed in the top 10 richest people in the world |
Mark Zuckerberg |
30 |
Crunches |
This Billionaire is the CEO of Berkshire Hathaway |
Warren Buffet |
10 |
Lunges |
How did Jeff Bezos respond to a blackmail threat from the national enquirer? |
He publicised it. |
15 |
Nipple Scrapers |
Desert Fathers |
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St. John Climacus: Control you appetites before they |
Control you |
20 |
Side Straddle Hops |
St. Poemen: If man remembered that it is written: “By your words you will be justified and by your words you will be condemned,” He would choose: |
to remain silent |
20 |
Squats |
An Old man said, I would rather have a defeat with humility, than |
a victory with pride |
10 |
Burpees |
Bible Trivia |
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What is the name of the oldest man in the Bible, and how old did he live to be. |
Methusela. 969 |
30 |
Bent over Rows |
It is better to live in a corner of the housetop than in a house shared with a |
quarrelsome wife. |
30 |
Overhead Press |
David’s son Absolom cut his hair once a year and weighed it. How much did it weigh? |
200 Shekels (6 pounds) |
10 |
Decline Merkin |
535 | Total Reps |
Lightning Round
Current U.S. Presidents
The number Ten
Toast
The Pen Is Mightier (Automatic 10 burpees)
S-words and guns (“What is a ‘dum dum bullet’?”, Hollowpoint, 10 Burpees)
Things you shouldn’t put in your mouth
States that end in hampshire (Newhampshire, 10 burpees)
They out here saying
White people
(30 burpees in the lightning round brought today’s total to 565 reps)