Mastodon 品出し係の若者たちは、みんなどこへ行ってしまったのだろ うか?

Date: 2026-10-20
AO: Mastodon
Q: Mr Roboto ,
PAX: Tenderfoot, Dumpster, DQ, Bostaff, Audible, Sparrow, Mr Roboto, Endo, Short Story FNGs:
COUNT: 9
Conditions:
Humid, but cool, getting foggier by the minute as the air warmed up.

WOR:
SSH x10
Copperhead Squat x10
Batwings x10 each of Arm circles forward and backward, Moroccan night clubs, pretzels Scout run around the path past the baseball field and Hoffa

The Thang:
In honor of Stock boy’s last day in Japan, we did a Tabata to J-Pop hits—IYKYK, right, Sparrow? 40 sec work, 20 sec rest
Home base is the beautiful Hamptons

Round 1:
– Chest press
– Merkins
– Dips
– Lap around parking lot
Round 2:
– Salt shakers
– Goblet squat
– Coupon swing

3 Minutes of DQ’s physical therapy

Moleskine:
Take time to remember people who are no longer with us. If you know someone who has experienced a loss, it’s my experience that they would prefer to remember them because even though it makes them sad, it also brings them joy to remember them.

Coffeeteria:
An early happy birthday to Audible! Thanks for sharing some pound cake. It went well with the coffee.

Tags: Mastodon, Tenderfoot, Dumpster, DQ, Bostaff, Audible, Sparrow, Mr Roboto, Endo, Short Story

Mastodon When the walls come crumblin’, crumblin’

Date: 2026-10-13
AO: Mastodon
Q: Audible ,
PAX: Falsetto, Tenderfoot, Dumpster, Da Vinci, Audible, Sparrow, Mr Roboto, FNG (ShortStory) FNGs: 1 FNG (ShortStory)
COUNT: 8
Conditions:
Dark, calm, and clear

WOR:
– Abe Vigoda’s
– Cobra into Downward Dog
– Low Lunge (each leg)
– SSH
– Imperial Walkers
– Arm Circles

The Thang:

Mosey to Lower Cooties

Round 1 (15-ish Minutes) (3 times)
(Take a lap around cooties after each round and do 3 pull ups or chin ups) · Goblet Squats x 24
· Skull Crushers x 12
· Coupon Single Calf Raises x 12 each leg
· Curls x 12 each arm

Round 2 (15-ish Minutes) (3 times)
(Take a lap around cooties after each round and do 3 pull ups or chin ups) · Coupon Row x 12 each arm (bent-row)
· Forward Lunges x 6 each leg
· Reverse Lunges x 6 each leg
· Curls x 12
· Coupon Press x 24
· Calf Raises x 12

Moleskine:
If you’ve promised someone you’ll do something . . . do it. If there’s anything that outstanding, don’t go to sleep tonight before you get it done.

Tags: Mastodon, Falsetto, Tenderfoot, Dumpster, Da Vinci, Audible, Sparrow, Mr Roboto, FNG (ShortStory)

North Beach North Beach Sandbag: There and Back Again, and Again, and Again…

Date: 2026-10-19
AO: North Beach
Q: Lakers ,
PAX: Dumpster, Brainfog, DQ, Lakers, Manhole, LouGee
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
Conditions: 39 degrees Fahrenheit, humidity at 92%, dew point at 38 degrees

WOR: SSH, Tappy Taps, Stretch

The Thang:
HC to lower field
Halt and circle up
HC Squat IC x 10
HC to flag

Move to field

SB Bent over Row OQ x 15
Mrs. Amtrak IC x 15
SB Curlz OQ x 15

Clean and toss OYO x 10
SB over the shoulder x 20
SB Bear drag back to start

Sandbaggie and toss OYO x 8
SB BBSU OQ x 20
Hip toss back to start

Navy Seal Burpee and toss OYO x 5
SB Squat OQ x 15
SB clean and toss back to start

SB Bent over Row OQ x 15
Mrs. Amtrak IC x 15
SB Curlz OQ x 15

MARY with Pax

Moleskine:
Reach out to someone who invested in you and share gratitude with them!

Tags: North Beach, Dumpster, Brainfog, DQ, Lakers, Manhole, LouGee

Ground Zero Ground Zero Run/Ruck

Date: 2026-10-19
AO: Ground Zero
Q: Endo ,
PAX: Big Mac, Tenderfoot, Flower Boy, Pool Boy, Babe, Endo
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
Conditions: 41 and clear skies

WOR: side straddle hops, goofballs, abe vigodas, stretch oyo as we waited for flower boy to “make tea”

The Thang: 2 rucked and 4 ran. went south, and was very dark

Moleskine: talked about my handheld water bottle i use for long runs, which was a game changer. Allows me to take more frequent sips of water rather than trying to guzzle at water fountains (or tables). Similarly, as a christian, I think of the daily time in God’s word and prayer as sipping from the water bottle. Aye!

Tags: Ground Zero, Big Mac, Tenderfoot, Flower Boy, Pool Boy, Babe, Endo

Tar Pit Autumnal Adventure

Date: 2026-10-17
AO: Tar Pit
Q: Portage ,
PAX: Big Mac, Portage, Panhandle, DQ, T-bone, Beaker
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
1. Warm-Up
1. 15 Copper Head Squats
1. Rotational leg stretch
1. 15 Copper Head Merkins
1. Arm Circles & Moroccan Night Clubs
1. 15 Copper Head Squats
1. Quad Stretch
1. 15 Copper Head Merkins
1. Tricep Stretch and bend over to the side
1. Walk to the front of the school.
1. Every 30 steps, stop and do 10 coupon swings as a group
2. Stop At the retaining wall
1. Mary Abs
1. 15 LBC
2. 15 Oblique V-Ups (each side)
3. 10 Frozen Freddies, 4s holds
1. Up the stairs to the top of the ramp
1. Single Leg Hip Thrusters (10 each leg)
1. 11s
1. Start with 10 Goblet Squats and 1 OHP
1. On the in betweens (only one direction from GS to HOP) do 15 of:
1. LBC, FM, BBS, Flutters, American Hammers, Fifer Scissors, Side Obliques (each side), Roll-up V-up, Crunch Frogs
1. As people finish they should work backwards on the 11s until the last person is done.
1. DORA (Partners A/B, each does an exercises then switches until the round is completed) 1. Round 1: 120 Derkins & 80 Lunges
2. Round 2: 120 Coupon Hip Thrusters & 120 Curles
3. Round 3: 240 Single Arm Bent Over Rows & 120 Skull Crushers 1. Eccentric Workout (10s on the eccentric movement)
1. 5 Curls
2. 5 Bent over single arm rows (each side)
3. 5 coupon hip thrusters
4. 5 derkins
1. Stretches
2. COT
1. Moleskin
1. We’re born into this world without knowing anything. Maybe God made us for the unknown. Don’t trap yourself in comfort and predictability when the splendid adventure God birthed you in awaits you.

Tags: Tar Pit, Big Mac, Portage, Panhandle, DQ, T-bone, Beaker

Mastodon Mastodon

Date: 2026-10-17
AO: Mastodon
Q: Too Big To Fail (TBTF) ,
PAX: The wet burrito, Mr Roboto, Too Big To Fail (TBTF), Tenderfoot, Dumpster, Endo, Short Story FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
Conditions: cold and perfect

WOR:
Good Mornings
Abe Vegodas
SSHs
CH Squats
CH Merkins
Stretch OYO

The Thang:
Archive mile with coupons
1 – Monument Circle – 20 goblet squats, 20 OH Coupon Presses, 5 Blockees 2 – Parking Lot 1 – 20 goblet squats, 20 OH Coupon Presses, 5 Blockees 3 – Pool House – 20 goblet squats, 20 OH Coupon Presses, 5 Blockees 4 – Southeast Corner – 20 goblet squats, 20 OH Coupon Presses, 5 Blockees 5 – Northeast Corner – Lt Dans 1:4 -> 6:24
6 – Little Parking Lot – 20 goblet squats, 20 OH Coupon Presses, 5 Blockees 7 – Northwest Corner – 20 goblet squats, 20 OH Coupon Presses, 5 Blockees 8 – Southwest Corner – 20 goblet squats, 20 OH Coupon Presses, 5 Blockees 9 – Flag- 100 coupon curls OYO
10 – Flag – 6MOM (Ring Of Fire) – was more like 1 minute

Moleskine:
life is complicated but some things can still be simple (like this routine) and simple usually works pretty good

Tags: Mastodon, The wet burrito, Mr Roboto, Too Big To Fail (TBTF), Tenderfoot, Dumpster, Endo, Short Story

Flat Earth Flat Earth

Date: 2026-10-17
AO: Flat Earth
Q: Jolly ,
PAX: Y2K, Shiplap, Ponzi, Snatch (F3 NW HWY), Cheese, Swish, Banks, Panda Express, Tortuga, BigBlue, Hypotenuse, Pancake, Gummi Bear, Chippy, T.B., Jolly, Knuckleball, D’Count, Waffles, , Nippy FNGs: 1 Nippy
COUNT: 21
Conditions:
Chilly
WOR:
SSH, down and back
The Thang:
10v10 Ultimate
Moleskine:
Have fun

Tags: Flat Earth, Y2K, Shiplap, Ponzi, Snatch (F3 NW HWY), Cheese, Swish, Banks, Panda Express, Tortuga, BigBlue, Hypotenuse, Pancake, Gummi Bear, Chippy, T.B., Jolly, Knuckleball, D’Count, Waffles, , Nippy

Flat Earth Flat Earth

Date: 2026-10-16
AO: Flat Earth
Q: Pancake ,
PAX: Y2K, Bloomer, Shiplap, Pine tar, Cheese, Panda Express, Tortuga, BigBlue, Kuaizi, Pancake, Jolly FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
Conditions: little rainy/very windy

WOR: AP Flat Earth

The Thang: Ultimate Frisbee

Moleskine: Emotional Intelligence
Being level headed in all situations, whether big or small, not only helps you but also impacts those around you.

Tags: Flat Earth, Y2K, Bloomer, Shiplap, Pine tar, Cheese, Panda Express, Tortuga, BigBlue, Kuaizi, Pancake, Jolly

Mastodon Mastodon Bootcamp

Date: 2026-10-15
AO: Mastodon
Q: DQ ,
PAX: What-‘., Sparrow, Cheese, Too Big To Fail (TBTF), Endo, DQ, Cage FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
Conditions:
Beautiful

WOR:
– SSH
– Goofballs
– Abe Vigodas
– Arm circles
– Copperhead merkins
– Copperhead squats
– Calf stretch

Thang 1
Run up and down Hoffa, spittoon an exercise
100 blockees
200 swimmers press
300 single arm rows

Thang 2
At cooties. 3 rounds each. 5/10/15 reps
Round 1
• Pull ups
• tricep extensions
• coupon swings
Round 2
• Pull ups
• We’re not worthy
• goblet squats
Round 3
• Pull ups
• hello merkins
• WW2 sit ups

DQ’s Physical Therapy
• Bird dogs
• dead bugs
• American hammers
• plank toe taps

Moleskine:
“Where there are no oxen, the manger is clean, but abundant crops come by the strength of the ox.” Proverbs 14:4 ESV

This verse hits me when it comes to thinking about raising kids. It’s a lot of extra work in life investing in your kids. I get stressed out by how hard it is to keep up with it all.

But good, productive, fruitful things in life come with work and mess. You could choose to invest yourself in nothing and enjoy a clean manger. Or you accept the mess and extra work that comes with applying yourself in meaningful work.

Tags: Mastodon, What-‘., Sparrow, Cheese, Too Big To Fail (TBTF), Endo, DQ, Cage