5.4.19 Embrace the Suck (part 2)

Men of Wheaton,

If you missed it (or the memory of the day’s events has been suppressed by your brain) here are some memory jogs for the crazy stuff that went down. Those Naperville Qs bring the heat!

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(all video/pics credit to Leuben, thanks!) This first pic about captures my memory of how this all went down. I’m over there in the back taking a breather between Dora merkins while Blart (QIC) is rocking out on squats. He and Archive blasted through the Burpee / Merk / Squat Dora and then completed a PAX carry around the hill before any of us were even thinking through how to saddle up.

So, naturally, Blart did what any animal in his position would do: Go around again! This time carrying a different PAX. YHC back there, getting a breather and a free ride on the Blart-beast (foreground: our bold three-legged team, Banks, Moonlight, and Skynet: if you weren’t there, you missed Banks shouldering both teammates for the first leg)

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So, I did get some leg work in, if JazzHands counts.IMG_2366.jpg

And here’s the view from the top. “It’s bigger than it looks” (@HeardAtF3)IMG_2364.jpg

It was a great beatdown and good to have the morale support of our Naperville brothers leading the charge. If they’re all like Blart, we’ve got our work cut out for us this month! We were one short of the Double Digit Midget this week with 9 PAX. We closed it out with a 6 strong coffeteria, and a good discussion about how much more there is to F3 than just fitness.

Looking forward to a great month of Saturdays, with Parks and Rec as QIC on 5/11. Don’t miss it!

 

 

5.2.19 — Because It’s Leg Day

Thursday, May 2

5 PAX: Banks, Crunch, FNG-Abacus, Moonlight, Wet Wipe

With Archive holding down the home-front, it fell to YHC to take up the Q mantle and hit the park. Thanks to all the rain, the west side of the park was more flooded than I have ever seen it, so we modified our standard loop to the nearest passable trail. Moonlight and Wet Wipe helped Banks and I show the ropes to their FNG (Abacus). He held up well, or maybe we just weren’t hard enough on him. Time will tell…

Warm-o-Rama / The Standard:

  • Motivators IC x7
  • Tin Soldiers IC x20
  • Imperial Walkers IC x20

Thang #1: The Runs

  • run the Archive-mile, breaking at various points to do the following exercises:
    • Bolt 60s (like the 45, but more)
    • Dan Taylor (Squats/Lunges – 1:4, 2:8, 3:12, … , 8:32)
    • Colonel Trautmans x5 (three-legged partner exercise, AMRAP merkins / pull-ups x3 / people’s chair)

Thang #2: Fun with Coupons!

  • Mini-Spartan – (Coupon Hill Run + 10 Merkin at the top) x5
  • Insane Bolt 45s (with coupons!)

1MoM

  • LBC IC x30

COR/NOR/COT:

Prayers for the brothers — Lifting up homes / basements / yards; prayers for people to be high and dry through this week and next weeks’ monsoons. — Gratitude for new HIMs (and those Naperville guys) hitting our AO and the future that they can represent.

Might have a Rucking Problem…

Congrats to Archive and Crunch on completing the “Lucky Number 7” April 2019 #ruckingchallenge! Below is a wall of text illuminating some of the thought process that goes into someone become unstable enough to want to do this on the regular. If you’re like me, come find us for whatever May’s challenge is! Monday is RUCK DAY. #EmbraceTheSuck!

— Ruckaholics Anonymous Helpline — 

Hello, Yes. I’m calling because, well, I might have a problem … Yes, sorry, Captain Crunch. … Yes, that is my “real” name… No, it’s not on my birth certificate.

Well I started this #RuckingChallenge thing for the Month of April. I’d seen a couple go by and was sad I hadn’t jumped on it. And this one was only 7 days, so I figured I could do it even with April already being half over. With these guys I workout with on Thursdays and Saturdays I’m the “crazy guy who rucks on Mondays” so I gotta keep my cred up. It can’t all be Burpee Mile / Merkin Mile, rinse/repeat.

Day 1 + Day 2:

  • Ruck 1 Mile + 10 sets (10 Ruck Squats / 10 Ruck Push-ups / 10 Russian Twists)
  • 5 sets (10 Walking Ruck Lunges / 10 Plank Pull Throughs / 10 Overhead Press / 200m Ruck (AFAP))

So, I upped the weight from 25 to 30, despite having never done any of these other challenges, and I wanted to make up for the missing the first half of April… so I did both Day 1 and Day 2 together. … Yeah, that seemed like a normal enough thing to do. … Well see I normally ruck for 45 min and Day 1 was like a 25-30 min workout. I’d been planning on doing both days, I had gone to the track specifically because of Day 2’s 200m sprints, but I was pretty wiped. So I figured I’ve got some time, I’ll just try Day 2 to see how bad it feels. The first set went okay, so I tried another. Then it was close to quitting time, but I was already 2/5 of the way done. I didn’t really want to reset that and need to come back the next day. It was only three more. It was so easy to keep going knowing I was already almost half way in. So I ended up staying a bit longer than I meant to, but I could just get ready for work a bit quicker. I got both done! It went pretty well, I felt pretty prepared for it. Pretty wiped afterwards. … … Okay yeah, I guess it’d be smart to dial it back some and maybe just do a day at a time. … Sure, thanks. … Yeah, I’ll check in again after Day 3.

Day 3 + Day 4:

  • Ruck 1 Mile + 10 sets (50m Suitcase Carry / 10 Ruck High Pulls / 25m Bear Crawl)
  • Ruck 1 Mile (14 min pace) + 10 sets (10 Thrusters / 25m Bear Crawl / 10 Ruck Swings)

Hi, this is Captain Crunch checking in again… So… I went out for Day 3 + Day 4 with a buddy of mine. Better to have company on the road, right? … Huh? oh yeah… we did say just one day at time … Yeah, I think I can remember that next time. So we did Day 3 on some soggy tennis courts because that gave us the proper distance markers. Most of it wasn’t so bad. We do a lot of bear crawls in our normal workouts, so what’s adding another 30lbs resting on the back of your head, right? … No we don’t normally do 250m of them, I guess … So, I guess I should probably mention, too, that I noticed a blood blister on my right hand after Day 3’s bear crawls, but we were already right there and planning on doing both days, so… I went ahead and did Day 4’s bear crawls… Yeah another 250m. … Is that weird? … Uh huh … yeah, I guess so. I figured it would heal up okay, and it went away later that day, so no harm done? … Okay yeah … My buddy and I did agree to stick to one day at a time for the rest of it, though. We were both pretty gassed.

Day 5:

  • Ruck 1 Mile + 10 sets (10 Russian Twists / 10 Pushups / 10 Overhead Squats)

Hi, this is Crunch, checking in again after Day 5. This day felt a bit more moderate. I can see the point of just doing one day at a time. Still plenty of work. My buddy and I got through the whole set and figured we had time enough to hit Day 6 somewhere else in the week and wait until the next Monday to do Day 7. … That’s good progress right? “Just dial it back a bit”, right?

Day 6:

  • Ruck 1 Mile + 10 sets (100m suitcase carry / 10 Ruck Squats / 10 Ruck Swing)

Crunch again, checking in from Day 6. … Okay so this was a solo workout, and it felt a bit weird. So, I took the day off, mostly to get some things done around the house, but I had a spare window after lunch and just figured I should fill it productively, so I went out and rucked Day 6. I always workout in the morning while the sun is getting up, so it was really weird to be out in the full sunlight. I think I prefer the Gloom. It feels right. Anyway this one was probably my least favorite, but not the hardest, I don’t think. That 100m carry was long, even with jogging it. … well, yeah I didn’t want to take it too easy, so I jogged it. … it made sense at the time, but yeah I guess it would be easier if I slowed down. Easy isn’t really the point, though. … But yes, just one. I told my buddy I would wait for Monday for Day 7…

Day 7:

  • Ruck 1 Mile + 10 sets (10 Dead Lifts / 10 Walking Lunges / 10 Ruck Push-ups)

Hey! Crunch again. Challenge Complete! We wrapped up the last day in the pouring rain and I was just walking in the door as the thunder was close enough to shut us down anyway. It felt good to be out there in the rain. It wasn’t going to be comfy anyway, might as well bring it on, right? … Yeah, I’m glad I did it. … I think I might dial the weight down a bit for the next challenge, depends what it is. … Yeah. … Yeah, I was already planning on doing the next one, but they haven’t said what it is yet. … Yeah, I figured I’ve got a whole 48 hours off before May 1st… Sure, yeah, I can keep checking in, if you think that’d be necessary…

 

4.25.19 – Noodle Arms and the Millennial Murph

Thursday was a comfortable 45 degrees with no wind, and 4 PAX gathered for their week-day beatdown. It was good to see Chelms, AO Mastodon’s launch Q with his monthly drop-in on the neighborhood. This Q was planning to ditch warm-ups entirely but we stretched out and hit some Tin Soldiers while Archive drove up, before heading around the park. More cardio than normal definitely kept it a quieter day, mumblechatter was almost non-existent. Maybe our humble Q is the main guilty party there…

  • Tin Soldiers IC x20

Thang #1: The Millennial Murph

Standard Murph, but each exercise is Millennial-style, so first PAX done calls the switch to the next exercise.

  • 1 mile
  • 20 sets (5 pull-ups, 10 merkins, 15 squats) – blitzed through these in 11 min
  • 1 mile (scout run)

Thang #2: Burp Back Mountain:

  • Partner Exercise: 100 Burpees, take turns running the hill

6-10MoM:

  • Hurricane Hoedown
    • Seated Flutterkick x7
    • Reclined Flutterkick x7
    • Normal Flutterkick x7
    • LBC Flutterkick x7
  • Ol’ Ironsides
    • Boat / Canoe
    • American Hammer IC x10
    • Boat / Canoe
    • American Hammer IC x10

COR/NOR/COT:

Prayers for the brothers — Prayers for a finishing strong as we look to end the school year — prayer for Archive’s hiring process — traveling mercies and strength of purpose for Banks and Chelms — gratitude for a beautiful morning of building up and beating down.

4.18.19 – Hills to Die On

^^ I mean just look at the crazy on that guys face…

Thursday saw a lovely rainy morning greeting AO Mastodon and the 6 PAX that gathered to start the day off right. Shoutouts to Moonlight and Brooks from F3 Naperville who shepherded their local FNG (Stretch) into the enthusiastic arms of F3 Wheaton’s crew. The Q was feeling a bit sporty this morning, I’ll leave it to the mumblechatter to say whether this was a bad case of Qdrenaline or just a good old-fashioned Beatdown. #RainOrShine

Warm-o-Rama / The Old Stand-by:

  • Motivators IC x7
  • Tin Soldiers IC x15

Thang #1: YURPEE Mile (who knew the Burpee Mile could get MORE fun? Yurpee = Burpee, but clap-merkins and two tuck-jumps on the standing part! Fun for the whole PAX) Sets of 6 on the quarter mile (total 24 Yurpees and 1 mi.)

Thang #2: The Nemesis/Partner Flap-Jack: For this exercise, PAX were led to the top of the Hill and told to pair off and share with their partner what was their “nemesis” exercise (that thing they would really rather not do). Then, PAX#1 got to do that exercise for for PAX#2, while PAX#2 bear crawled down the hill and Bernie Sanders’d back up. Flapjack, so that PAX#1 did bear-down/bern-up while PAX#2 did PAX#1’s nemesis exercise. And just to make sure no one felt like they got off too easy, we did another Flapjack, this time, giving each PAX a chance to face their own nemesis exercise for the length of their partner’s turn on the hill.

We did have just enough time to fit in a three rounds of a mini-spartan:

  • sprint up the hill, do merkin x10, regroup at the bottom of the hill (x3)

Some Minutes of Mary:

  • V-Ups x 26
  • Hurricane Hoedown
    • Seated Flutterkick IC x7
    • Reclined Flutterkick IC x7
    • Normal Flutterkick IC x7
    • LBC Flutterkick IC x7
  • Australian Snow Angels IC x21

COR/NOR/COT:

Prayers for the brothers — Lifting up the Naperville convergence on April 27th, prayers for Holy Week, that the Body in our individual places of worship would feel the closeness and connection to the Lord that sustains and strengthens our worship and mission. — Gratitude for bodies that can be worked and the opportunity to use them well. — Thanks for FNG–Stretch being added to the number. Respect Respect!

4.8.19 – Arms and the Man

A glorious red-orange dawn, and a persistent mist around the AO made for an awesome ruck-day full of good sights. Not a soul to be seen or heard except for birds. Glad to be up and after it outside in the early hours. The Gloom really is the best part of the day. Maybe that’s just the ruck talking… After a good arm-beatdown by Archive this Saturday, this Q realized he needed to put his noodle-arms through more than the typical workout. So he went with Archive’s unofficial motto: when in doubt, add weight.

Warm-o-Rama / The Standard:

  • Motivators IC x7
  • Tin Soldiers IC x15

Thang #1: Burpee Mile

Thang #2: Island Hopper Arm Curls

  • Grab a coupon (no, that heavy one over there, and keep your ruck on)
  • Ruck the inside loop
  • Half-way to the first island: 25 overhead presses
  • Island #1 – ruck from bridge to bridge while doing 50 coupon-curls
  • Half-way to the second island: 25 overhead presses
  • Island #2 – ruck from bridge to bridge while doing 50 coupon-curls
  • Drop off your coupon

1MoM

  • Bat Wings:
    • Forward Arm Circles x20
    • Backward Arm Circles x20
    • Seal Claps x20
    • Overhead Claps x20

COR/NOR/COT:

Prayers for the brothers — Prayers for strength, grit, and faith this week. Courage for any solo-Qs and a feeling of community to pervade those moments. Prayers for those traveling that they Post where they are.

4.4.19 – Leg Day++

With an uncomfortably warm (44 degree!) day, three dazed and confused PAX rallied around the shovel-flag at AO Mastodon for another Thursday. None of us know how to dress for 40+ weather, and the threat of showers only made it worse. Banks confused us all by bringing a jacket that altered his usual shape, color and sound! I guess our habits are getting too predictable. The Q was so thrown that he decided to go a little bit “extra” on a number of exercises.

Warm-o-Rama / The Standard:

  • Motivators IC x7
  • Tin Soldiers IC x21
  • Imperial Walkers IC x20

Thang #1: The Runs

  • run the Archive-mile, breaking at various points to do the following exercises:
    • Bolt 60s (like the 45, but more)
    • Dan Taylor (Squats/Lunges – 1:4, 2:8, 3:12, … , 8:32, and then 9:36)
    • Colonel Trautmans x5 (three-legged partner exercise, merkins x5 / pull-ups x3 / people’s chair)
    • Route 66 – Burpees (lightposts 1, 2, … , 11)

Thang #2: Aiken-Bernie Legs

  • Aiken Legs
    • 20 Squats
    • 20 Box Jumps IC (jump in a square)
    • 20 Lunges (just 10 each leg!)
    • 20 Split Jacks
  • Bernie, Burny Legs
    • Bernie Sanders up the hill
    • 20 Monkey Humpers
    • Lunge down the hill (~40)

6MoM:

  • Flutter-kicks IC x50

COR/NOR/COT:

Prayers for the brothers — Motivation. Motivation. Motivation. — Prayers that we would be encouraged and filled up so that we could in turn be a blessing to those around us. — Gratitude for bodies that are made for work.

4.1.19 – The Usual Suspect

After Banks’ helpful surprise at my failing to ruck for the last 10 reps of the Merkin’ Mile last Monday, this week saw a repeat routine but a “no excuses” attitude. After the 5 Alive ruck challenge and the “both-feet in” attitude of Jazz Hands (formerly FNG) on Saturday, this felt like a modest hill to climb on a Monday morning.

Warm-o-Rama / The Standard:

  • Motivators IC x7
  • Tin Soldiers IC x15

The Thang: The Prayer Walk

  • Burpee Mile
  • A Complete Ruck-up (AMRAP, at least 1 for every Rucker posting)
  • Merkin Mile

6MoM

  • LBCs x 50
  • American Hammer IC x30

COR/NOR/COT:

Prayers for the brothers — Prayers for protection and the gentle (but definite) nudge into action for all those brothers past, present, and future who might take the plunge and join our crazy crew. Prayers for myself to hear and answer the call on my own life to step up and stand for the people and things that matter.

3.25.19 – It’s not the years…

Monday morning came faster than desired, and saw our Q rolling out of bed with more grumble than usual. What better to do than #EmbraceTheSuck. With the mini-convergence and a weekend of home-maintenance in the rear-view, it was time for a good double-down.

Warm-o-Rama / The Standard:

  • Motivators IC x7
  • Tin Soldiers IC x15

The Thang: The Mileage

  • Burpee Mile
  • A Complete Ruck-up (AMRAP, at least 1 for every Rucker posting)
  • Merkin Mile

3MoM

  • LBCs x 50
  • American Hammer IC x20

COR/NOR/COT:

Prayers for the brothers — Prayers for the AO, for mankind in general (and men in particular), that we would hear the call to righteousness and respond, that we would heal creation instead of hurt it, lifting up one another into life as it is meant to be. That the men of our group and those we can EH to join us would be strong, courageous, humble and loving in that mission. That our lives and those we touch would be strengthened and equipped to do good works in the world.

Be watchful, stand firm in the faith, act like men, be strong. Let all that you do be done in love. — 1 Corinthians 16:13-14

3.21.19 – When in doubt, Moar Leg Day!

With the comfortably cool weather lingering for another week, two PAX headed over to AO Mastodon to see what Thursday had in store. The Q’s legs were mostly back in working order after Banks’ Ultimate Leg Day on Saturday, so he figured it was better to show them who’s boss than to give them a break. Pleasantly surprised that what followed was not terrible. Burpees were probably the low point.

Warm-o-Rama / The Standard:

  • Motivators IC x7
  • Tin Soldiers IC x15
  • Imperial Walkers IC x20

The Thang: Leg Day

  • The Runs (run the Archive-mile, breaking at various points to do the following exercises)
    • Bolt 45s
    • Dan Taylor (Squats/Lunges – 1:4, 2:8, 3:12, … , 8:32)
    • Route 66 – Burpees
    • Windshield Wipers IC x10
  • Bear-Down / Burn-up Hill runs x 3 (Bernie Sanders up / Bear-crawls down)

C.O.O.T.E.E.s — Circle Of Outside Training / Exercise Equipment

  • Used each of the circle of equipment installed at the park:
    • Dip bars x10
    • decline sit-ups ICx20
    • seated leg-press ICx20
    • seated pull-ups ICx20
    • seated overhand press x20

COR/NOR/COT:

Prayers for the brothers — finish the week strong, be faithful servant leaders at work, at home and in our community.