3.14.19 – Solo Cindy and C.O.O.T.E.E.s

After being warned in an evening text that he was likely on his own, the Q was not going to let the novelty of a 50 degree morning in March go to waste. Arriving across the soggy trails at the AO, he saved his Leg Day plans for another time. No one wants to belly-ache through Dan Taylors alone when they can be shared. No puddle left behind on the two circuits of the park. Found some new hazard zones.

Warm-o-Rama / The Standard:

  • Motivators IC x7
  • Tin Soldiers IC x15
  • Imperial Walkers ICx20

The Thang: Murph-prep

  • Mile 1
  • Cindy – AMRAP (5 pull-ups + 10 Merkins + 15 Squats) – 10 in 10min
  • Mile 2

C.O.O.T.E.E.s — Circle Of Outside Training / Exercise Equipment

  • Used each of the circle of equipment installed at the park:
    • Dip bars x15
    • decline sit-ups ICx20
    • seated leg-press ICx20
    • seated pull-ups ICx15
    • seated overhand press x15
  • Felt dirty afterwards. Cleaned up with some Ol’Ironsides
    • boat/canoe + American Hammer ICx40

COR/NOR/COT:

Prayers for the brothers — health, stamina and encouragement in the walk. Prayers for those who will consider joining this crazy group this year.

3.11.19 – A Case Of Mondays

After avoiding the winter blast of the previous week, our Q was out of excuses on a balmy 24 degree day. With the time change only a day previous, he greeted the return of the gloom. Not even the birds were stirring yet, and only one other elusive runner was briefly spotted in the AO. To double-down on that Monday feeling, he threw in some of everyone’s favorites for a ruck to remember.

Warm-o-Rama / The Standard:

  • Motivators IC x7
  • Windmills IC x20

The Case:

  • Burpee Mile = (12 Burpees + .25 Miles) x 4
  • Six Pack (Pull-ups + Merkins = 1:5, 2:4, 3:3, 4:2:, 5:1, 4:2, … 1:5)
  • The Long Mile

COR/NOR/COT:

Prayers for the brothers — growth, finding and calling the right men who need to be here and serving them — Helping them to serve others.

2.16.19 – One Q to Rule Them All

Saturday saw three of AO Mastodon’s PAX awaiting their Q in the brisk wind. After hitting the standard warm-up on their own, one resourceful PAX (Banks) decided today was a good time to break out the F3 Workout Deck they had purchased for just such an emergency. We Moseyed to the pavilion and proceeded to randomize our beat-down. After lucking out on the Ace pulls (for exercise, not reps) and turbo-ing through some cardio and ab workouts, some guy Q-drenalined his way into more bear-crawl than he could handle. Overall a good day and a well-rounded workout. Shout out to Archive for making it back to fighting shape after this week’s maladies.

COR/NOR/COT: Health, good spirits and recovery for 2/3 houses. Good, close relationships at home and hearts of service and personal courage.

Backblast, or it didn’t happen!

2.14.19 – Happy Cardio Day!

Thursday saw our Q once again whole minutes behind schedule. Thankfully the PAX already there saw him roll up before beginning a run around the park, and normal order resumed shortly after. Eager to try out his new idea on a human test subject, they settled in for a cardio heavy Valentine’s Day as the ice rained down from the trees.

Warm-O-Rama:

  • Motivators ICx7
  • Windmills ICx15

The Indy 500:

  • 2 mi (the full “Ridgeway” this time) and SSH x 500 (sets of 50)

2MoM:

  • Ol’ Ironsides – (Boat/Canoe + American Hammer ICx10) x 2

NOR/COR/COT: Lifting up the business of life (home and work), and the weariness in the Crunch household. Prayer for a spirit of charity and encouragement to cover all.

Potential idea: The “Indy 5000” (an Indy 500 involving at least 3.1mi/5km). Named to scare people who have survived an “Indy 500” routine.

2.11.19 – Schrödinger’s PAX and the Birth of the Indy 500

With the Q rising in the gloom about 5 min before start time at AO Mastodon, the urge to fartsack was real. But fear of failing a posting PAX was once again the antidote to laziness. Hiking on the ruck and hurrying out the door, a 5-min late arrival let no one down but himself. Schrödinger’s PAX had already served his purpose, however, and with the momentum of his arrival, the Q kept rolling around the park. With no one to tell him how dumb his idea was, the first “Indy 500” was birthed.

Warm-O-Rama: (Jog to the park)

New Routine: Indy 500 – Define a loop (between .25mi and 2mi). Name an exercise. Run the loop, doing sets of the exercise at intervals. 500 reps or AMRAP until time.

  • this time: 1 mi loop, 500 squats (sets of 50, 2 laps, 2 miles covered overall)

NOR/COR/COT: Prayers for the unity and endurance of the F3 Wheaton team as they outlast the winter. Prayers for FNGs and those members who have been far afield this year.

 

 

2.9.19 – Divergence and the Solo Spartan

While F3 Naperville was mid-Convergence, Wheaton’s AO Mastodon crew went with a divide-and-conquer strategy. With Banks planning to make the trip down to Dark Tower and Archive and Avon holding down the home fronts, it fell to Capt. Crunch to keep the fire burning at Northside. With the ground too cold for the shovel flag to break through, it was braced against the fence on the hill-top, 9/11 style (minus any NYFD). Nothing left but to ascend the hill a 2.5 dozen times and light the beacons!

Warm-O-Rama:

  • Motivators ICx7
  • Windmills ICx15

The Spartan:

  • Hill run + 10 Merkin at the top (x30) – (coupon carried for the first 10 and last 5)

2MoM:

  • Ol’ Ironsides – (Boat/Canoe + American Hammer ICx10) x 3

NOR/COR/COT: Prayers for the brothers converging, for the homes and communities that they shepherd and serve. Prayers for men to hear the voice in the wilderness and answer the call, however crazy.

Thought of the Day: Big commits are typically just a long string of small commits.

12.20.18 – The Solo Cindy

A slight mistiness to the air and a slow wake up saw our lone Q rushing to the park on a Thursday morning. He planted the flag a few minutes behind schedule, and realized his opportunity for a guilt-free overdose of stupid stuff. He rolled the (metaphorical) Dice of Discomfort and they came up Murph. After some standard warm-ups, he began the run.

Warm-o-Rama:

  • Motivators x7 IC
  • Windmills x20 IC

The Thang:

  • Mile-run
  • Cindy (5 pull-ups / 10 Merkins / 15 squats)x10 in 10 min

It was about this point our hero was feeling pretty gassed, and rather than hit the diminishing returns of the 2nd half, he hit the 2nd mile. To motivate him through the legs, he threw in some Merkins…

  • Merkin Mile (25 Merkins after each quarter.)

6MOM:

  • Flutters IC x40
  • LBCs IC x50

NOR/COR/COT: prayers for the brothers, both at this AO and in the greater region and F3 nation; health in body, mind, and soul and a closeness with family and friends over the holidays. Prayers that the harvest would grow this year.

Heroes in the Half-shell

AO Mastodon saw 2 PAX post on a balmy (windless) 25 degree morning. Q was eager to break in his newly acquired Rucker, so they divided up the weights and settled in for some Tortoise and Hare.

Motivators IC x7 / Windmills IC x15

The Tortoise and the Hare B.O.M.B.S.: (Partners; one PAX does the exercise while the other carries the coupon (both rucks). Repeat until full rep count is met for each exercise (5 reps each))

  • Burpees (5) (25 total / each PAX)
  • Outlaws (10) (50 total / each PAX)
  • Merkins (15) (75 total / each PAX)
  • LBCs (20) (100 total / each PAX)
  • Squats (25) (125 total / each PAX)

Ran out of time in the Squats round, and returned to the flag for COR/NOR/COT.

Prayers for rest and getting back up to full strength, after the F3 Tough for Archive. Continued prayers for endurance and good attitude with family and holidays on the horizon at the Crunch house.

 

11.3 Coupons for Fun

3 Pax worked up a sweat (Archive QIC, Captain Crunch, Jorts!)

7x Motivators

20x Tin Soldiers

20x Sun Gods

20x OHCs

 

1 mile run

Thang 1: Fun with Coupons

25x Derkins

25x Thrusters

25x Curls

25x Flutters

25x 8-Count Body Builders

25x Squats

25x OHLs

 

Prayers for safe travels for Jorts, and regaining health for Captain Crunch.

Passing Muster

In the absence of our AO’s fearless leader, 2 PAX met under a clear starry sky and a surprising amount of wind for the Beat Down of the day. Mostly prepared, but eager to get moving after the 40 degree shift in temperatures from yesterday, the PAX got after it. The plan was simple: warm-up, attempt the Murph, survive to the end.

  • Motivators IC x7
  • Windmills IC x15

The Murph:

  • The Loop (~1 mi)
  • Cindy: 5 pull-ups*, 10 Merkins, 15 Squats (AMRAP, or 20 sets in 20 min)
    • Final time: 17:22
    • *goal for the year – unmodified pull-ups
  • The Loop (~1 mi)

2MOM:

  • “Old Ironsides”:
    • Boat position – American Hammer IC x10
    • Canoe
    • Boat position – American Hammer IC x10
    • Canoe
    • Boat

NOR/COR/COT:

Prayers for Archive’s return from his conference this week and Mrs. Archive’s endurance on the home-front. Similar prayers for Banks for the change to be present at home in this season, looking at a longer stretch of time without any work-related trips.

The Murph brought us almost all the way to time, so in lieu of the “KFC Double-down” exercises the Q had planned he invented a new “high-intensity cool-down” exercise. Pleased with the results of our Boat-Canoe / American Hammer standbys, he imaginatively sewed them together into an uncomfortable Frankenstein exercise, lovingly named after the USS Constitution. We all hope he learns some moderation in the future…