Backblasts

Sparrow’s Jeopardy 2

Six Pax enjoyed a battle of wits. Brains vs. Braun. Knowledge across four categories of trivia determined the intensity of our workout: Vocab, Proverbs, Exicon, and Jack handy.

Captain Crunch took us on a surprise “no parameters” run across the frozen lake, which included Ninnie Knockers and burpees on the ice.

Valuable fellowship time conversation covered several parenting topics, with several “aha” and “Me too!” moments. Jazz hands told a relatable story about a quick kiss that cost him two hours of sleep.

Vocabulary questions

Which is a synonym of imbroglio?

inhibition

nonchalance

frolic

embroilment

25 or 50 Monkey Humpers

 

Which is the best definition of supine?

placating or mollifying behavior

lying on the back or with the face upward

exciting and adventurous

easily annoyed or angered

20 or 40 Kettle Bell Swings

 

Which is a synonym of picayune?

long-winded

adventurous

triviality

gilded

10 or 20 Burpees

 

Which is a synonym of vituperate?

energize

placate

berate

exaggerate

10 or 20 Carolina Dry Docks

 

Which is a synonym of bellicose?

repellent

warlike

constructive

alluring

40-60 Chest Press

 

Which is the best definition of expiate?

to make amends for

to lose vigor or health

to renounce

to return or remove (as a plate) 15 or 30 Curls

 

 

Jack Handy

“If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadores came up to you and asked where the gold was, I don’t think it would be a good idea to say, ‘I swallowed it. So sue me.”

20 Squats

“If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him is probably a joke that gets old real fast.”

30 Bent over Rows

“To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there’s no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.”

Motivators

“Love is not something that you can put chains on and throw into a lake. That’s called Houdini. Love is liking someone a lot.

Overhead Press (20)

“Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy’s arm behind his back. NOW who’s asking the questions?

15 grave diggers.

Proverbs of Solomon

A good name is better than precious ointment, and the day of death than the day of birth.

10-20 Lunges

Better to be lowly and have a servant than to play the great man and lack bread.

20-40 Bent over Rows

Better is a dry morsel with quiet than a house full of feasting with strife.

10-15 Burpees

It is better to live in a desert land than with a quarrelsome and fretful woman.

5-10 Nipple Scrapers

Do not put yourself forward in the king’s presence or stand in the place of the great, for it is better to be told (“Come up here,”

    than to be put lower in the presence of a noble.)

Climb Hoffa hill

Better is open rebuke than (hidden love.) 30 -60 Crunches

 

 

F3 Exicon

Mike Tyson

Place your feet against a curb or wall while in a plank position. Contract the legs for a horizontal squat. (1) Extend legs (2) Perform a Merkin (3) Return to starting position (4) or one rep. 10 reps is a nice starter. Also good with 7’s or 11’s on a narrow street. Mike Tyson’s in combination with Bear Crawl’s is a killer.

10

Mike Tyson

15

Morning Wood

This is a Turkish Get-up without the Kettlebell. Laying flat on back with one arm raised sit up and then come up into a standing position. Added degree of difficulty = don’t use other hand to push yourself up! (A Turkish Get-up without a Kettlebell is aka A Turkish Get-up.)

10

Morning Wood

15

Moroccan Nightclub

Double Box jumps on picnic tables (or stairs)… Jump to seat, jump to tabletop, stand up, walk down.

25

Moroccan Nightclub

50

Mountain Goats

Like Mountain Climbers but with an added goat kick (where both legs leave the ground simultaneously) – exercise is done on a four count … three mountain climbers (1 – 2 – 3) and the 4 is the goat kick. Get those legs up high to 45 degrees! Repeato until you’ve had enough.

Mountain Goats

Never Cross Dolly

Ab excersise , On your 6 just like your going to do Dolly’s but your upper body is in the iron cross position the whole time doing Dolly’s. Only your 6 is touching the ground.

20

Never Cross Dolly

40

Newton’s Cradle

Just like your boss’s favorite desk decoration and extend your left arm perpendicular to your body until it is parallel to the ground. Return and repeat with the right arm to complete the four count cadence.

20

Newton’s Cradle

40

Ninnie Knockers

Sitting on picnic table, leaning back on elbows, toes pointed to the floor so that entire body is a straight line. The “1” count is bring knees as close to your chest as you can, “2” is to extend with your toes pointing straight to the floor, “3 and 4” is repeat. In 4-count cadence.

20

Ninnie Knockers

40

Noodling for Catfish

Start in a plank position on an incline (bench, table, steps) do a merkin but when in down position, hold with one arm while other reaches down under bench, table, steps etc like your feeling for something for 3 seconds and then hand back to bench and finish the merkin.

10

Noodling for Catfish

20

1.16.2021 – Catch One, Catch All (C.O.C.A)

Welcome to F3

Our 3 Fs are: Fitness, Fellowship & Faith

5 Core Principles:

  • Free of Charge
  • Open to all men
  • Held outdoor, rain or shine, heat or cold
  • Led by men in a rotating fashion
  • End with a Circle of Trust

I am not a professional. I have no knowledge of any injuries. You are here at your own risk. Know your body, know your limits. Be safe and modify as needed.

On this beautiful Saturday morning. I decided to have 15 PAX relive their childhood by focusing on a game that most are familiar with, Catch One, Catch All. I couldn’t just have PAX running around the entire hour so I made sure that PAX got in plenty of Burpees.

WoR: Good mornings IC x25, Center/Right/Left stretch x 25 count, SSH x8

Thang 1: C.O.C.A.

My version of a Baton March. The PAX in front of the line sets steady pace. The PAX at the end of the line drops off and performs Burpees x10. That PAX then moseys back to catch up to the last PAX in line. Both PAX then drop off and perform burpees x10 IC. Rinse and repeat until PAX in front of line is caught. PAX that was last to get caught then drops to back of the line to begin again with Burpees. Rinse and repeat.

PAX completed 2 Rounds around AO Mastodon and surrounding neighborhood since I forgot to set some parameters. Even a seasoned Q has a brain fart. @Archive made sure to run with all this freedom!

Thang 2: Burpees and Sprints

PAX lined up one opposite ends at the bottom of Hoffa. PAX to sprint/mosey to opposite end and perform Burpees x10. AMRAP for time.

MoM: Plank for time. @Archive, @Captain Crunch and @Wet Burrito were the three to survive until time was called. LBCs x25 IC, Alternating Cockroaches x25 – Dying cockroach position, knees slightly tucked inward, arms in front of chest. IC count, one arm reach back towards head, back to start position, alternate to opposite arm.

NoR: @Hotbox, @Sparrow, @Captain Crunch, @K-pop, @Crash, @Crack, @Archive, @Jazz Hands, @Cookies, @Wet Burrito, @SAGA, @TBTF, @Big Mac, @Bloomer, @Noodles

CoT: Thanking good for a beautiful day. Thanking good for the regions starting to reopen during COVID. Health and recovery for Wet Burrito’s shoulder so that he may be back with group.

1.20.21 — The Slippery Slope of the TAR PIT

A light dusting of overnight snow added a little sparkle to an already snowy Gloom. As the snow plows worked the parking lot, six hearty PAX (Shiplap, Banks, Cookies, Noodles, Tortuga, Captain Crunch(QIC)) (Flag count: 2; Tar Pit and Mastodon) found a spot to warm up before venturing to the location of their mystery beatdown.

SLIPPERY SLOPE Q

  • Motivators IC x 7
  • Mountain Man Poopers IC x 15
  • Goofballs IC x 25
  • Jog to the slope on the peninsula (East end of the AO)
  • Dan Taylors down (up to 8+32)
Who lives here? Looks a lot like Dan Taylor’s house

A Bicycle Built for Three?

Arriving at the slope, the PAX found a pre-staged sled, dropped off at Crunch’s house in July by an anonymous PAX (thanks Gummi Bear!). The PAX added Banks’ sandbag to the current load of Bertha plus two rucks (pushing somewhere around 200 lbs). The TAR PIT flag stood about half-way down the peninsula, beckoning.

The groups divided up in teams of three, (Banks, Tortuga, Cookies) (Shiplap, Noodles, Crunch). Shiplap’s team took the first leg, and were “timed” by the number of reps the other team could complete before they returned. Lowest score wins that heat. The AMRAP team did Overhead Claps, Merkins, and Star Jumps.

Round 1: Sled Team with sand-bag, go down the hill around the flag and back up the hill.

Round 2: One PAX rides the sled until the final return slope.

Round 3: Stop the sled at the base of the hill, run the sandbags and rucks out around the flag and back, then re-load the sled and get up the hill.

The return trip

Banks’ team was decidedly victorious on each round, but graciously suggested that they owed it to some cleverness on their part in getting to rest before doing their reps and not letting us have the same break. YHC noted that they had two PAX with Yaktrax™ while we only had one, but couldn’t fault anyone but himself for being under-prepared for his own Q.

With time once again being the friend of the PAX, we called it and avoided a Tar Pit ABPOCALYPSE for the second time. Flags were collected and the gear sled dragged back to the parking lot.

COR/NOR/COT: Prayers for the good conclusion of Noodles’ internship — For Tortuga’s family travelling for the next month away from home and his responsiblity and virtue on the home front — for our country to be peaceful and responsible on this day as we inaugurate a new president and for our mutual respect and good will to grow from this low place — for the brothers across the nation to lead and serve well.

Greta + 50: 7/11/20

It was a beautiful morning at the AO. A little less humid than the rest of the week, but a great temperature to get a proper lather and beatdown. We were all wishing we had @Hotbox ice water bucket about halfway through.

WOR – Motivator x 7, Merkins x -10 in cadence, Big arm circles  in cadence forward and backward x 10.

Thang – Greta 1, 2, 3 plus 50. We preformed one of the QIC’s favorite routines but added 50 reps to each exercise to challenge every PAX. Exercise 1 – 150 Block Burpees

Exercise 2 – 250 Squat to press

Exercise 3 – 350 Coupon swings

Partner routine – while one partner preformed an exercise, partner 2 ran the Hill. Once a hill run was completed the switched. Rinse and repeat until al reps are met

NOR – @Archive@Captain Crunch (AJ)@Noodles@Jäzz Händz@TBTF@Katniss@Sparrow@Da Vinci@ShiplapCOT – incredibility thankful for the group of guys and the opportunity to workout. Praise that AJ stayed at camp and has agreed to push through. Prayers that @Archive M starts to feel better from the pregnancy, and praying for @Jäzz Händz as he battles through anxiety and continues getting the help he needs.

Moleskin – Incredible Job by each and every HIM. This workout reminded me of the saying from “300” “we will put their name to the test”. This workout was meant to push everyone of us to the next level and put our group to the test. I loved the positivity and the words of encouragement throughout the workout. The desire to carry each other is the true power of the group! Great job fellas

Burpees of Misfortune

It was a brisk morning as your QIC showed up to the AO promptly at 5:00AM to prep for the 5:30 beatdown. I was able to find some dry side walk to write the beatdown on and scope out the AO to make sure we had ample amount of footing for today’s Thang. I felt extra motivated and wanted to make sure the PAX completed plenty of burpees to make sure we didn’t fall behind in the MABA challenge.

WOR: 10 Burpees, motivators x 7, 10 Burpees, picking daises, quad stretch, 10 burpees, arm circles, 10 more burpees – grab our coupons and head to the COOTIES.

The Thang: Start every round by a jog to the pool house parking lot and back – complete 10 burpees then progress through the 9 exercises completing 10 burpees at the burpee station after each exercise.

Exercises: 20 reps of each followed by 10 Burpees at the burpee station = 100 Burpees for 1 round
Pull Up
One arm Rows
High Pulls
Inverted Rows
BBSU
Merkins
Dips
Skull Crushers
American Hammers

NOR: Cookies, Banks, Crack, Jolly, Sparrow, DBC, Whittler, Da Vinci, Beaker, Tortuga, Panhandle, T-Bone, Hotbox, Bloomer, Noodles, Captain Crunch, BigMac

QIC: Shiplap

COT: Praise the Lord for mental toughness and the ability to get together. We prayed for Bloomer, his 2.0, and entire family as they go through a week of tests. We pray that the Lord gives them strength and leads them down the right path. we pray for the health of the PAX, their families and all of mankind.

Moleskin: Here is one undeniable truth that I know about each of us, we need authentic relationships with other men who are working to be strong fathers, husbands and leaders. Isolation will destroy a man! We have the opportunity to change our community and the trajectory of our families.  Getting in the best shape of your life is just a by product. The work out is the magnet, the relationships and community with other men will keep bringing you back. Lock shields with us and help us accomplish F3’s mission to invigorate male leadership in our community.

Leave no man behind, but leave no man where you find him.

1/16/21 – F3 Waterfall at AO Tarpit

Per the Pre-blast, a forecast promising snow did not disappoint! A Q promising 100 burpees came through with 115 instead! And all PAX were sufficiently beat down after an hour of snowy F3 Waterfall!

Eight brave PAX showed up at gloomy AO Tarpit before dawn as a fresh inch of snow continued to blanket our AO. In attendance: Shiplap, Banks, Beaker, Jolly, Gummi Bear, Tortuga (respect), Da Vinci and Katniss (Q).

YHC wanted to incorporate some new exercises into the WARM-O-RAMA so we did…

15 burpees OYO
Quad stretches
Blarts (Al gore and rock left, forward, right and back = 1 rep) x 12
Air Squared (Al gore and overhead clap) x 25
ABCs (while on your six, write the alphabet with your legs up at ~20 degrees)

Thang 1:
We did 50 burpees for time to get warm and tired. Then the real fun began.

Thang 2:
F3 Waterfall! A variation of the popular drinking game.

All PAX moseyed behind Q at his pace, wherever Q leads them
Whenever Q decides he stops the PAX and yells “CARD!”
One brave PAX steps forward and pulls a card from a standard deck of cards
Each card in the deck corresponds to an exercise
All the royals (J, Q, K, A) require coupons – which means you must fast mosey back to starting point (where coupons stayed) and perform those exercises
If any PAX pulls a Joker (of which there are 2) – it’s penalty of 25 blockbees

Card values were:
2 – BBCs (20)
3 – Merkins (20)
4 – Lunges (20) – each leg counts
5 – LBCs (20)
6 – “On your six (aka jollies)” (20 seconds)
7 – Squats (20)
8 – Bonnie Blairs (20)
9 – Nipple Scrapers (20)
10 – Peter Parker Merkins (20)
J – Overhead press (30) — requires sprinting back to start
Q – Coupon Squats (30) — requires sprinting back to start
K – Thrusters w/ coupon (20) — requires sprinting back to start
A – Waterfall (run back to start and perform 10 reps of ALL exercises in list)
Joker – Makes burpees at the end of the beatdown split 25 blockbees, 25 burpees

Together we got through around 20 cards, including only one rest (card #6) and at least one waterfall (an Ace). A good mixture that left out only a few of the exercises! No Jokers were pulled (thank the Lord).

Thang 3:
We did 50 more burpees. Safe to say no one beat their original time.

COT/Moleskin: YHC told a story about his M, overwhelmed with 4 kids and feeling like she wasn’t able to keep up / feeling like a bad Mom. A few days later our 2.0’s teacher wrote my M a quick email saying “Thank you for your son, he makes our classroom a brighter place. You must be such a wonderful mother.” — Takeaways: The Lord works in powerful, mysterious ways through each one of us to collectively keep us going. If you do your best, others, and the almighty, take notice. Your best is all he asks.

Prayers for bodies that work, motivation to keep going when times are tough, and the miracles the Lord works through each and every one of us on the daily.




1/14/21 – Burpees? – AO Mastodon

16 PAX braved the ice this morning for a fun workout. Many of us took advantage of the burpee count in today’s beatdown to catch up or get ahead in our MABA challenge CSAUP.

Warm-O-Rama
Goofballs – IC 20
Don Quixotes – IC 20
Arm Circles – OYO
Michael Phelps – OYO
Burpees – OYO 10

Thang 1:
Elevens: Start at first lightpole – 10 merkins, 1 burpee; each lightpole decrease merkins and increase burpees. Total count: 55 merkins, 55 burpees

Mosey to Dan Taylor Alley

Thang 2:
Burpee Dans: 1 burpee, 4 lunges (each leg counts as 1 rep); 2 burpees, 8 lunges; repeat increasing reps (1 burpee, 4 lunges each time). Total count: 28 burpees, 112 lunges

Mosey to Hoffa, stopping part way for 10 more burpees

Thang 3:
Half-Heartbreak 1,2,3: PAX partnered up. One teammate sprinted up Hoffa while the other worked to complete the reps. When first teammate returned, second ran up Hoffa. Repeated until all reps were complete. Due to time, the reps were reduced to 50 merkins, 100 big boi situps, 150 squats.

Name-O-Rama: Beaker, Banks, T-Bone, Archive, Cookies, Hot Box, SAGA, Shiplap, Tortuga, Sparrow, DaVinci, Jolly, Bloomer, Katniss, Crack (Q)

CoT: Prayers for Crack’s brother-in-law, for Big Mac and family, for Banks’ work situation, and for strength and peace in this time.

Backblast: Wednesday 01.13.21 T-bone’s Musical Revue @AO Tarpit

11 Pax showed up despite a call for burpees and running – to the music that has flavored T-bone’s (nearly) 5 decades on earth.

WOR (Rhinestone Cowboy – Glen Campbell – 1975)

Goofballs

Tappy taps

OYO hamstring stretch

Seal Claps (visualization of how fast we can lose our integrity)

10 burpees

The Thang: (about 40 minutes)

Run 1: (Freebird – Lynyrd Skynard – 1973)

Burpees: partners in sync (I Was Made for Loving You – KISS – 1979)

Run 2: (Bohemian Rhapsody – Queen – 1979)

Burpees: partners alternating Leonidas burpees (9 to 5 – Dolly Parton – 1980)

Run 3: (God Gave Rock and Roll to You – Petra – 1977)

Burpees: partners alternating (I’m Still Standing – Elton John – 1983)

Run 4: (Born to Run – Bruce Springsteen – 1975)

Burpees: OYO regular (Carry on Wayward Son – Kansas – 1976)

Run 5: (Something About You – Level 42 – 1985)

Burpees: 11 to finish – celebrating the 11 days before T-bones 50th (We are the Champions – Queen – 1977)

NOR: Whittler, Banks, Shiplap, Gummi Bear, DaVinci, Tortuga, Big Mac, TBTF, Noodles, Katniss and T-bone (Q)

COT: Phil 4:8 – Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things.

– Talk of integrity – how it takes a long time to build it and a moment to lose it – I want to encourage all HIM’s to be accountable to someone on a deep level – to avoid getting to a place where that “moment” is possible.

– Prayers for Banks workplace after a big RIF this week and for the families of those now looking for work, Crack’s Bro-in-law – for protection, safety and bringing someone alongside him in a time of distress, Bloomer’s son and his upcoming procedure, Our nation for healing and civility – especially amongst believers so we may be a light to those around us.

1.12.21 “I need help” @ AO Mastodon

It was a nice crisp morning for Bloomer’s VQ. 18 PAX should up for the beatdown. Coupons were required.

The workout today was called “I need you,” because it is important for men to admit that we need other men in our lives. Not just to move heavy pianos or refrigerators, but we need to be accountable to other men and allow them to know what is going on internally. Ecc 4:9-12 says,

“Two are better than one, because they have a good return for their labor. If either of them falls down, one can help the other up. But pity is the man who falls and has no one to help them up. Also, if two lie down together, they will keep warm. But how can one keep warm alone? Though one may be overpowered, two can defend themselves.

Warm-O-Rama:

  • 30x Arm Circles
  • 20x Side Straddle Hops
  • 15x Merkins
  • 20 Air Squats

Thang 1: 4 Min Partner Challenge

One person would do continuous burpees while their partner would do continuous air squats. If a person needed a break or was slowing down they would say, “I need help.” At that point they would switch exercises and continue until one of them said, “I need help.”

Thang 2: Be the Blade – As Iron sharpens Iron, so one man sharpens another.

Partners spread out around the circle parking lot with their coupons. One partner would run 1 lap around the parking lot circle while their partner would be completing the required exercise until their running partner return. Then they would switch places and complete the other half of the round. Once both partners completed the run and the required movement they would move to the next movement and work through the list accordingly. Partners were encouraged to verbalize the phrase, “I need you or I need help” when they transitioned.

  1. Coupon merkins
  2. Lunges with a coupon
  3. Coupon swings
  4. Big boy sit ups
  5. Shoulder press
  6. Curls
  7. Set ups
  8. Thrusters
  9. Side straddle hop
  10. Tricep extensions
  11. Murder bunnies

Thang 3: 3 Minutes of Mary

One person would do flutter kicks while their partner would do American hammers. If a person needed a break or was slowing down they would say, “I need help.” At that point they would switch exercises and continue until one of them said, “I need help.” The three minutes were brutal and switching easily went from 40-50 seconds a piece to 15-20 seconds or less by the end of the time.

COR/NOR/COT:

We prayed for the return to school for kids and employees. The protection of our marriages for those who are married. Banks had a tough day ahead and a friend of a friend’s brother passed away.

MOLESKIN:

Men, I don’t know where you are in your life or what is going on, but it is vitally important to have a friend who you can be honest with. Being gut level honest with one other person about what is going on (good and bad) protects your life. We protect your body by working out, but are we protecting our marriages, our hearts, our minds, how we parent, and our daily decisions with the same veracity.

Don’t be the man who battles life alone or walks through the dark night of the soul alone. Let a trusted friend into year heart and mind. Let your friend be a Blade to encourage and spur you on. You will save yourself a lot of hurt and pain and poor choices if you let someone know what is going on. It may be humbling or even humiliating at times, but it is totally work it. Your Blade can help protect you and keep you on the right path.

I encourage you to do the most MANLY thing you can do by sharing your weaknesses and short comings with a trust brother.

America’s Best Aerobic Athletes 1.9.20 AO Mastodon

11 PAX for an Aerobics warmup and some time under weight with Archive (QIC). 

WOR- “Champions” Circle up and do 3 different movements during the National Aerobic Championship theme song (link here). Movements: Lemur Dance, kick leg as high as possible clap hands below raised leg. Aerobic Athletes, high knees with OH hand clap. In Thrust We Trust, hands on hips thrust to the right and left. Q starts movement next PAX counts to three and starts, goes around the circle until Q is reached. Change movement at that point.

One twist: each time “Champions” is said in the song, drop and do a burpee. 12 burpees in this exercise, and an elevated heart rate.

The Thang: Archive had collected a variety of “gifts” (2 logs, 3 sandbags, “Jerry”, and assorted coupons). The gifts and PAX had to get the gifts and themselves to various objectives under a time limit. Penalty reps (per weight) would be added for every 10 seconds elapsed above the time limit. Objectives:

Top of Hoffa- 5 rows per weight. 3 minutes to the top over the 2 fences. Made it with time to spare. 10 rows with each weight. 

Scouts Cabin- 6 minutes. Did not make it, 50 penalty reps. 50 OH presses with each weight. 

Pool House- 5 minutes. Made it. 20 squats. 

Parking Lot- 10 minutes. Made it but coupons were not in line. 50 penalty reps. 50 curls.

Bucket brigade of coupons back to cars.

1 more: Boat/Canoe

COR NOR- Archive (QIC), Captain Crunch, Jolly, FNG (welcome Selena!), Jazz Hands, Crash, Cookies, Smokey, TBTF, Da Vinci, DBnC

Moleskine- Prayers for Crash’s travels, Jazz Hands’ new nanny and job search for his M, thanks for Greta’s new heart, and many many prayers for the country.