10.26.19 – APFT, take 2

6 stalwart PAX (Noodles, Jazz Hands, Banks, Crunch, Archive, Gummi Bear) met the misty, chilly gloom head-on looking forward to their quarterly check-in. The brisk air was motivating as they warmed-up and then gave it what they had. If their scores did not improve we firmly content that their overall form was much improved this time around. Look to next quarter for some solid acceleration. Crunch at least needs to work on his core…

Warm-o-Rama

  • SSH ICx25
  • Ballerina Toe-Squats ICx25
  • Bat Wings ICx20
  • .6 mile mosey

“The” Test

  • 2 min AMRAP Merkins
  • 2 min AMRAP Big-boy sit-ups
  • 2 mile timed run

COR/NOR/COT: Prayers for Jazz Hands mom, who got good enough blood work back and is now looking forward to a mid-November procedure — for M. Jazz Hands as she deals with some physical ailments and the blues — Archive as he waits to hear back from the Itasca hiring process — Noodles and his house as they seek more concentrated and extended sleep for baby and parents — prayers for leadership, clarity of purpose, and strength of spirit for the coming week.

10.12.19 Jazz Hand’s Revenge

On 10/12, 3 full-size PAX posted on a very chilly Saturday morning (@TBTF@Gummi bear, and @Jäzz Händz), while another (@Captain Crunch (AJ)) brought along his 2x 2.0’s, combining to what we’ll call a solid 4 PAX for the day (1/2 for Crunch, and 1/4 for each of his 2x participating 2.0’s, who actually did some workouts with us!)

The workout was as follows:          
”Seven & Ten & Two”
Diamonds & Dragons, v2.0
        :gem::dragon::man-girl-girl:

Thang 1 @ The Baseball Diamond
“7 of Diamonds”Start at Home Base. Each “round” (i.e. circle all four bases), you switch to the next exercise. Stick together at bases, hold for the 6.• Round 1 = 7x Burpees OYO at each base
  * Karaoke to each next base• Round 2 = 14x Squats IC at each base, PF (“proper form”)
  * Mosey to each next base• Round 3 = 21x Mountain Climbers OYO at each base
  * Broad Jump to each next base• Round 4 = 28x LBCs OYO at each base
  * Backwards mosey to each next baseYours truly grabbed a coupon and hit the path for “Crunch mile” counter clockwise.

Thang 2 @ Path by Diamond
“Baton” Death March
Modified “Bataan Death March”• PAX line up and begin moseying in a line for a “Crunch Mile”, CCW around the islands. The front-runner carries the coupon, last person in line stays back to do 5 merkins. The Merkin-doing PAX sprints up like tortoise and the hare style to front of mosey line (and taps trailing PAX on the way to stop, drop, and do 5x merkins) and takes coupon from the front-runner as new leader, and previous front-runner is now second in line.
• Sans the coupon, this is a very doable and normal exercise. With a coupon however, you need to enter beast mode, which @Gummi bear specifically did quite well.
• We did 1 loop around the islands while @Captain Crunch (AJ) stayed back with his 2.0s to prepare for the next workout and keep them warm in the car.Return the coupon and headed to the tennis courts.

Thang 3 @ Tennis Courts
Welsh Dragons: Enter the Dungeon
Bear crawl forward 4 steps, do 1 merkin, 1 plank jack, and tap the back of each shoulder 1 time. Repeat adding 1 rep to each exercise each time.• PAX did 10 reps of Welsh Dragons: i.e. last rep was finishing the stretch with 4 bear crawl paces, 10 merkins, 10 plank jacks, 10 shoulder taps per shoulder. The goal is to not release from planking position or drop to your knees. This was BRUTAL. “Modify as needed” was definitely utilized for this workout.

Mary (6MOM) @ Grass near Parking Lot
Ring of Fire (bear crawl version), two rounds per PAX as there were only 3 of us in the ring.COR/NOR/COT:coffee::doughnut: Coffeteria  :coffee::doughnut: 

10.21.19 Ruck Club: 5 Minute Stride/Shuffle

The Q called a little EC workout session for those interested, who wanted to show up 15 minutes early. It does not need to be reported that the Q was 3 minutes late for his own EC session, nor that Banks gave his HC, which is stronger than oak, for the EC session as well as the regular session, and failed to appear at both, therefore letting his comrades down. Thankfully, it was verified that banks is alive and well, despite the missed hit time.

Ten Minute EC Session : Captain Crunch, Archive, Noodles and Gummibear completed the following ruck workout:

20 pushups

3 sets of curls and upright rows (12,10,8 reps each)

40 flutter kicks

The THANG (you can warm up rucking)

Six faithful paxs posted for another beautiful fall morning; TBTF, Hotbox, Archive, Noodles, Captain Crunch, and Gummibear were all present. To reiterate, Banks was not present.

As a group we covered as much distance as possible in 40 minutes alternating between 3 minutes of striding and 2 minutes of shuffling. We were able to complete 2 “Archive Miles” and one “Crunch mile”. Overall everyone did very well, and we had a good pace without feeling too out of breath. It was a very enjoyable morning and we still were chatting even while shuffling.

NOR/COT: Continued prayers for Archive’s potential job scenario. Prayers for wisdom for the Hotbox family. Prayers for a good week.

Great picture of the guys. To be clear banks is not one of these guys. Noodles was able to take some other photos that are posted elsewhere.

10.17.19 – Tour De Mastodon

It was another beautiful morning at AO Mastodon and 5 faithful PAX showed up for a no frills beatdown. (Archive, Noodles, Hotbox, Captain Crunch, Banks). The sky was clear, but it was a bit chilly so we started off quickly and never let the intensity die down. Captain Crunch was a little concerned about moving on without his jacket, but I told him not to worry he would be warm in a second!

Warm-O-Rama: The Usual

  • 7x Motivators
  • 15x Tin Soldiers

The Thang:

We started off on the long mile and completed the following as we stopped along the way :

  • 10x Pullups
  • Suicides at the basketball courts
  • 12x Burpees
  • 12x Burpees
  • 7x Dan Taylors
  • 12x Burpees
  • 10x Pullups
  • 12x Burpees
  • Bearpees across the tennis courts
Everyone is in the picture, but the steam wouldn’t stop coming!!!

There was an entire inner loop of activities planned, but we were running low on time, so we then moseyed to Hoffa and completed the following:

  • Sprint to top of hill, 10x Star Jumps, walk back down
  • Sprint Bear Crawls to top of hill, 25x Monkey Humpers, walk back down

We then moseyed to the flag

COR/NOR/COT:

We were all still out of breath, but were able to lift up some prayers. We asked for patience as Archive waits to hear on his job interview, that Noodles’s son’s test results come back positive and they are able to get him to eat better, and we asked for focus and discipline for all of us as we finish out the week strong.

10.14.19 – Cash Out

4 PAX posted for today’s Ruck Day. Brisk weather was tolerable and many came dressed appropriately. Today’s post involved the introduction of a new exercise.

WoR: Motivators x 5, Abe Vigodas x15

Thang #1 – ATMs

Hit the trail along the long mile. Stopping at 4 stations/4 rounds of ATMs w/ ruck on.

ATMs = Alternate shoulder touches in Plank position, 4 count = 1, x15.

Tempo Merkins on Down 1,2,3, Up 4 count, x10.

Fast Merkins, x10.

The above = 1 Round

Thang #2 – Hoffa

2 Rounds – Bear crawl and Ruck pull to the top of the hill.

2MoM: Raise the Roof, open palms up and down motion, to close out our time.

NoR: Archive, Welcome FNG (HotBox), Gummi Bear, Noodles (QIC).

CoT: Prayers for Archive and end stages of job interview/hiring process. Prayers for Gummi Bear to reveal path/direction for his business/company. Prayers for Noodles and continued health/rest and upcoming 1 month appointment for 2.0.

Slow Burn: the Eccentric Jane Fonda Workout

On a morning that was slightly warmer (and slightly darker) than most days this week, 6 PAX (Too Big To Fail, Banks, Noodles, Archive, Crunch, and F3-Birmingham’s Sparrow!) posted for an odd workout that aimed to hit them in some strange places. The main drumbeat of Good Form was preached and we settled in for a not-so-sweaty but stealthily difficult exercise.

  • Motivators x5
  • Bat Wings IC
Eccentric Murph Training (Circuit) (15min) — slow-lowering reps done in reverse of the normal exercise to build strength and practice proper form and muscle activation. Done in a circuit for 15 min.
  • Eccentric Pull-ups x3–5
  • Eccentric Merkins x8–10
  • Eccentric Squats x15
Locked and Loaded — an opportunity to put that practiced form into action going the right way through the exercise
  • Dead Hang Shoulder Shrugs x5
  • Full Range of Motion Merkins x10
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The Jane Fonda Circuit — The Gluteus Medius. Look it up. Work it. Get injured less.
  • The Jane Fonda ICx10 (each side)
  • Hip Raises ICx10 (each side)
  • Curb Stomps ICx10 (each side)
  • Plank Fondas ICx8 (each side)
A little more Mary — not letting that rotator cuff off the hook. Not enough time to hit this like I wanted to.
  • Pike push-up 5 OYO
  • American Hammer
  • Pike push-up 5 OYO

COR/NOR/COTprayers for travels — focus and stamina at work — that word would be swift in coming on job interviews — that rest would be abundant for young parents — that Birmingham and Wheaton would be closer for Sparrow’s journey to us.

Moleskin Testimonial – Talking with Sparrow this week, and thinking through the past 2 years and the WAS/NOW of my own journey, I started F3 a listless time waster who couldn’t get up in the morning without his M. Getting my butt off the couch to take care of the house or get down on the floor to play with my kids was a mental wall I often could not push through. I wasted most of those evenings on video-games and YouTube, lonely, underused, and ill-spent. When Archive came calling, I knew I needed discipline, fitness, energy, and guy friends in my life. I said “sure” in as nonchalant a way as possible. I’d post. So I did. And it was fun; silly enough (Side Straddle Hop? Really? It’s a jumping-jack guys…) to not take itself too seriously, but purposeful in the small ways that build up week by week, as long as you show up for it. So brick on brick we made a small community of men leaning into each other’s lives. It was definitely a small community at times, but the need to show up and be there for each other was clear. I would have quit in the first year if I were on my own or if the group didn’t need me. But here I am, still at it, more fit, disciplined, and connected than I’ve been since I was 20. Whatever hits the to-do list at work or at home, I regularly think to myself: “Suck it up, man, you’ve already done harder things than this today. Get after it.” So, thanks, guys. I hope your story is similar. Keep showing up for it.

10.8.19 – EC HIIT Parade!

2 PAX (Captain Crunch & Banks) decided to venture out into the gloom for a little Extra Credit Tuesday workout! It was a clear and cool morning at AO Mastodon.

Warm-o-Rama:

  • Stretch OYO
  • 7x Motivators

Thang 1: HIIT Ladder

We moseyed to the pull up bars and began our ladder. It consisted of reps on a 1:50 pace starting at 5 reps of each exercise, going up to 10, and then back down to 5.

  • Pull-Ups
  • Burpees
  • Merkins
  • Dips

Any reps not completed in the cycle were tacked on at the end, but it totals 80 reps of each.

Thang 2: Sand Bags

Captain Crunch took over the Q at this point and we did some sand bag work.

  • 10x Side to Side Deadlifts
  • 10x Clean & Jerk
  • 10x Squat Jacks
  • 10x Shoulder to Shoulder
  • 10x Chest Press
  • 10x Skull Crushers
  • 10x Turkish Getups

I am not sure if I captured everything, but there were a lot of really tough exercises in there.

COR/NOR/COT:

Prayers for focus for the week and safe travels.

10.7.19 Ruck Day Surprise

6 HIMs for a surprisingly (so said the PAX) hard driving Ruck Club day.

WOR- 10x Motivators (ruck off)

Thang 1- Grab coupons head to Hoffa. Alternate runs up hill with coupons and without. 10 thrusters each time PAX reaches bottom of the hill. #Mumblechatter died off pretty quickly.

Thang 2- 1 Archive Mile around the pond.

COR NOR- Welcome to Sparrow visiting from BHam Alabama. Archive (QIC), Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Banks, Gummi Bear, and Noodles posted. Prayers for Noodles return to work and Archive’s job application.

10.5.19 “The First Shall be Last” Team Competition

Disclosure: The title of this post belongs exclusively to the idea generation of Captain Crunch. Any copying of this title is prohibited without the express written consent of Captain Crunch.

6 HIMs POSTED (Names below)

Warm O Rama: Our warm up today consisted of conducting a dry run of the competition along with explanation. of the rules.

THANG (Competition): We began at the start line on the west side of the base of the hill and each of the three teams: (TBTF & Archive, Captain Crunch & Noodles, and JazzHands & Gummibear), carried a coupon to the pull up bars where each team was to accomplish the following round as a team:

10 Pull Ups

30 Elevated Push ups

25 Hodors

25 Coupon Swings

Upon completion the teams were to transport the coupon from the pull up bars, up the hill and then to the base of the hill (west side). Each team then had to Bear Crawl (draging their coupon) to the east side of the hill base and the first team that made it to the east side was the winner of the round. For their efforts the round winner was rewarded with conducting a bride hold of some sort until the other teams completed their round and were out of sight on the west side of the hill, beginning their next round. The round winners were further rewarded by being given an additional 10 reps to complete (exercise of their choice(s)) from the above four exercises at the pull up bars.

The idea was that the first team to win three rounds (or whichever team had the most wins prior to time running out) would be declared winner.

We conducted three rounds of the above, with each team winning a round. After the initial three rounds, we adjusted the rules giving each round’s second place team a half point from here on out. In the interest of time we then moved to the Lightning Rounds with each team having to accomplish the following:

10 Pull ups

15 Elevated push ups

15 Hodors (this was adjusted to 10 for the final round)

15 Coupon Swings

For the final round the teams also simply needed to transport themselves, and did not have to bring the coupon up the hill and drag for bear crawls.

We conducted three rounds of the lightning rounds as well. Time expired prior to any team obtaining 3 victories, however TBTF & Archive were victorious coming away with 2.5 points.

The final competition was for each team to race from the pull up bars to the coupon drop off point, and then to the parking lot. I am remiss to add that yet again TBTF & Archive were the winners, and even transported one of the other teams coupons in addition to their own two coupons. I cannot speak for everyone, but I know that Jazzhands and Gummibear had a lot of fun and laughs throughout this competition, and I hope it was enjoyable for all of us, as every HIM seemed to work very hard. No pictures today, too busy competing.

NOR/COT/ Coffee: Gummibear had to depart early, so Jazzhands took over this department. Thank you Jazzhands.

10.2.19 – Leg Day!

After raining all night, the skies cleared at AO Mastodon, and 6 faithful PAX showed up for a leg day beatdown (Archive, Captain Crunch, Noodles, Gummi Bear, Cats(On a Thursday!) & Banks)! After feeling the burn all week from a Captain Crunch led good form extravaganza on Saturday, the pain had finally subsided and it was time to feel the burn again!

Warm-O-Rama:

  • 7x Motivators
  • 15x Tin Soldiers
  • 15x Mountain Man Poopers
  • 10x 4-Count Merkins

Thang # 1:

We ran the short mile and completed the following along the way:

  • Start – 25x 4-Count Johnny Drama’s
  • Stop 1 – 25x 4-Count Johnny Drama’s
  • Stop 2 – 20x No Surrender
  • Stop 3 – 20x Side Lunges

Thang # 2:

We completed all of the below 2x

  • Aiken Legs
    • 20x Box Jumps
    • 20x Squats
    • 20x Revers Lunges off wall
    • 20x Split Jacks
  • Bernie Sanders up hil
  • 10x Star Jumps
  • Lunge Down the Hill

The Finale:

Howling Monkeys around the circle 3x

COR/NOR/COT:

Prayers for Archive and his job interview, Noodles and his M to continue to have patience and find time to sleep, Cats for his upcoming presentation, and Banks and his M as they travel this weekend.